Just Cause 2

[Quality Start Machine]

It's awesome.  Get it.  The world is ENORMOUS (I think they said something like 400 square miles), and there are tons of things to do.  I've barely scratched the surface.  Though, I did shoot a grappling hook at two different dudes so they slammed together and both died.

Sold.

Check Kmart and save yourself $15.  Oh, I also jumped out of a helicopter and through the roof of a skyway between two towers to save some dude caught in the crossfire of a gunfight.  The game STARTS with you jumping out of a plane and having to catch up to a dead dude who just fell out of the plane.  I also pulled a statue down onto a truck, which blew up and killed a bunch of guys, including one who was shooting a grenade launcher at me.

Buy two copies.

There's a ghetto ass K-mart right down the street. This is all kinds of good.

What other kind is there?

[Kermit IV]

It's awesome.  Get it.  The world is ENORMOUS (I think they said something like 400 square miles), and there are tons of things to do.  I've barely scratched the surface.  Though, I did shoot a grappling hook at two different dudes so they slammed together and both died.

Sold.

Check Kmart and save yourself $15.  Oh, I also jumped out of a helicopter and through the roof of a skyway between two towers to save some dude caught in the crossfire of a gunfight.  The game STARTS with you jumping out of a plane and having to catch up to a dead dude who just fell out of the plane.  I also pulled a statue down onto a truck, which blew up and killed a bunch of guys, including one who was shooting a grenade launcher at me.

Buy two copies.

There's a ghetto ass K-mart right down the street. This is all kinds of good.

I'm pretty sure I am the only person who has ever walked into the Kmart in Lombard while wearing a tie.

[Weebs]

It's awesome.  Get it.  The world is ENORMOUS (I think they said something like 400 square miles), and there are tons of things to do.  I've barely scratched the surface.  Though, I did shoot a grappling hook at two different dudes so they slammed together and both died.

Sold.

Check Kmart and save yourself $15.  Oh, I also jumped out of a helicopter and through the roof of a skyway between two towers to save some dude caught in the crossfire of a gunfight.  The game STARTS with you jumping out of a plane and having to catch up to a dead dude who just fell out of the plane.  I also pulled a statue down onto a truck, which blew up and killed a bunch of guys, including one who was shooting a grenade launcher at me.

Buy two copies.

There's a ghetto ass K-mart right down the street. This is all kinds of good.

I'm pretty sure I am the only white person who has ever walked into the Kmart in Lombard while wearing a tie.

Yorktown Target FTW'd!

[Pre]

I'm pretty sure I am the only white person who has ever walked into the Kmart in Lombard while wearing a tieYorktown.

Yorktown Target FTW'd!

Wasn't excited about typing FTW so there was time to relax and actually make the correct modifications to the quote'd

[Yeti]

Is there a 2 player coop campaign on this? Split-screen?

[Kermit IV]

Is there a 2 player coop campaign on this? Split-screen?

Why?  You want to play it with MB21?

[Yeti]

Is there a 2 player coop campaign on this? Split-screen?

Why?  You want to play it with MB21?

No, but your mom is really itching to come over

[Weebs]

I'm pretty sure I am the only white person who has ever walked into the Kmart in Lombard while wearing a tieYorktown.

Yorktown Target FTW'd!

Wasn't excited about typing FTW so there was time to relax and actually make the correct modifications to the quote'd

There's a Kmart in Yorktown?

[Pre]

I'm pretty sure I am the only white person who has ever walked into the Kmart in Lombard while wearing a tieYorktown.

Yorktown Target FTW'd!

Wasn't excited about typing FTW so there was time to relax and actually make the correct modifications to the quote'd

There's a Kmart in Yorktown?

Turns out I can't read.  Carry on.

[Weebs]

This game is absolutely ridiculous...ly awesome.  The dialog is awful, the accents are borderline offensive, and it's like the video game version of all the coolest, most UNREALISTIC action movies you've ever seen.  It's fun as hell.

[Waco Kid]

http://gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2010/03/24/lost-hatch-just-cause-2.aspx

Fans of Lost who got their hands on a copy of Just Cause 2 will be pleased to know there is a special easter egg that makes a familiar reference to the series.

[Kermit IV]

Is there a 2 player coop campaign on this? Split-screen?

Why?  You want to play it with MB21?

No, but your mom is really itching to come over

Yeah, I've told her to get that looked at.

[Weebs]

http://gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2010/03/24/lost-hatch-just-cause-2.aspx

Fans of Lost who got their hands on a copy of Just Cause 2 will be pleased to know there is a special easter egg that makes a familiar reference to the series.

That is incredibly awesome.

[Weebs]

DPD

I just flew a helicopter to a night club floating in the sky, killed some people, and then took off in a plane on a mini-runway at the back.  This game kicks ass.

[Yeti]

DPD

I just flew a helicopter to a night club floating in the sky, killed some people, and then took off in a plane on a mini-runway at the back.  This game kicks ass.

There's a floating nightclub?