Just Cause 2

[Bort]

DPD

I just flew a helicopter to a night club floating in the sky, killed some people, and then took off in a plane on a mini-runway at the back.  This game kicks ass.

Last night, I ejected just before I flew a plane into the side of a missile that was being launched into orbit (Why?  Not sure.  Doesn't matter.).  The ensuing explosion was incredible.  Also, slingshotting yourself around with the parachute + grappling hook shouldn't be as fun as it is.

I think I read about that mission.  This game is so over-the-top, it's incredible.  The only problem I'm having so far is that the controls for the vehicles can be really messed up at times, particularly when driving.  If you go off-road at all, those things have absolutely no control.  Also, it would be nice if the planes could control pitch/yaw/roll with both analogs instead of just the left one.  And I agree about the parachute/grappling hook.  It makes it a whole lot easier to travel around when you need to get somewhere without roads.

Yes, the planes are a nightmare to fly so far.  That's why I had to ram it into the missile instead of just shooting it down.

I'd definitely prefer ramming it in there. You fucks are going to make me go buy this. I hate you both

There's a forkjoke to be made there, but I'm not going to be the one to make it.

This game sounds awesome. Is there a port for the Sega Genesis?

[Weebs]

I decided to fly a plane as high as you can go in this game and then jump out.  The first time I did it, I just free fell straight down and it took 3 minutes to hit the ground.  This time I pulled the parachute right away.  I've been falling for 13 minutes and I'm just now about to pass the clouds...

ETA: It takes 47 minutes to parachute from the highest point in the sky down into the water.  That was a fun.

[Bort]

I decided to fly a plane as high as you can go in this game and then jump out.  The first time I did it, I just free fell straight down and it took 3 minutes to hit the ground.  This time I pulled the parachute right away.  I've been falling for 13 minutes and I'm just now about to pass the clouds...

ETA: It takes 47 minutes to parachute from the highest point in the sky down into the water.  That was a fun.

I hope this game has a bonus mission where you wait in line at the DMV.

[Kermit IV]

This game is so awesome.  It gets better and better as you improve with the grappling hook.

[Kermit IV]

DPD.  If you haven't yet done so, attach an enemy to one of those barrels that you can shoot and make fly away.  Hilarity will ensue.

[Weebs]

This is fucking awesome.

[Richard Chuggar]

This is fucking awesome.

Just imagine if a real person did it!

[Yeti]

My favorite game reviewer takes a stab at this game, and he seemed to be happy with it, which is uncommon.

[Bort]

My favorite game reviewer takes a stab at this game, and he seemed to be happy with it, which is uncommon.

You have a favorite game reviewer? I don't want to sound like a common TDubbs, but...

[Slaky]

My favorite game reviewer takes a stab at this game, and he seemed to be happy with it, which is uncommon.

You have a favorite game reviewer? I don't want to sound like a common TDubbs, but...

To be fair to Yeti this guy makes a game review just as interesting as such a thing could possibly be. He's one of a kind.

[Yeti]

My favorite game reviewer takes a stab at this game, and he seemed to be happy with it, which is uncommon.

You have a favorite game reviewer? I don't want to sound like a common TDubbs, but...

Did you watch the video at all? (I'm not expecting you to, just curious) He's pretty funny. Very cynical. Even if he completely bashes a game I like, I enjoy the review because it's damn funny. /loser

[Bort]

My favorite game reviewer takes a stab at this game, and he seemed to be happy with it, which is uncommon.

You have a favorite game reviewer? I don't want to sound like a common TDubbs, but...

Did you watch the video at all? (I'm not expecting you to, just curious) He's pretty funny. Very cynical. Even if he completely bashes a game I like, I enjoy the review because it's damn funny. /loser

I didn't watch it. But only because I don't have sound on the computer I'm using right now.

[PenFoe]

My favorite game reviewer takes a stab at this game, and he seemed to be happy with it, which is uncommon.

You have a favorite game reviewer? I don't want to sound like a common TDubbs, but...

Did you watch the video at all? (I'm not expecting you to, just curious) He's pretty funny. Very cynical. Even if he completely bashes a game I like, I enjoy the review because it's damn funny. /loser

I didn't watch it. But only because I don't have sound on the computer I'm using right now. then I might not be able to mock you and what fun would that be?

Honestly'd

[Bort]

My favorite game reviewer takes a stab at this game, and he seemed to be happy with it, which is uncommon.

You have a favorite game reviewer? I don't want to sound like a common TDubbs, but...

Did you watch the video at all? (I'm not expecting you to, just curious) He's pretty funny. Very cynical. Even if he completely bashes a game I like, I enjoy the review because it's damn funny. /loser

I didn't watch it. But only because I don't have sound on the computer I'm using right now. then I might not be able to mock you and what fun would that be?

Honestly'd

I was lulling him into a false sense of security.