Fat Guys Rejoice, It's the Marlon Byrd Sploogefest

[Gilgamesh]

Enjoy Anaheim big boy.

There's an ESPN Zone at Disneyland. It was the "high"light of my two days there.

Having spent a little time there myself I will agree with your assessment.

Anaheim is one of the shittier parts of the OC.  Dana Point, San Juan Capistrano...infinitely better.

[Saul Goodman]

Enjoy Anaheim big boy.

There's an ESPN Zone at Disneyland. It was the "high"light of my two days there.

Having spent a little time there myself I will agree with your assessment.

Anaheim is one of the shittier parts of the OC.  Dana Point, San Juan Capistrano...infinitely better.

Intrepid Reader: Michael Bluth

Don't call it that.

[Armchair_QB]

Marlon Motherfucking Byrd

[BH]

Marlon Motherfucking Byrd

Time to trade him!

[powen01]

Joey Votto:  Still a dick.

[PenPho]

Joey Votto:  Still a dick.

Okay, now I can laugh at this and not feel bad at all.

[Armchair_QB]

Joey Votto:  Still a dick.

Fuck Canada.

[powen01]

Joey Votto:  Still a dick.

Okay, now I can laugh at this and not feel bad at all.

Just makes you wonder what kind of mental bender he would have taken if he had not been selected to the All Star team.  Anybody remember his little bitch fest and tossing from the game in Chicago when he heard he had not yet made the team?  The guy is a little bitch.  I hate the Reds. 

[Eli]

Joey Votto:  Still a dick.

Maybe the Reds will trade him for Derrek Lee. Then Joey can finally pat Fat Marlon on the back.

[Saul Goodman]

Joey Votto:  Still a dick.

Maybe the Reds will trade him with Brandon Phillips, Drew Stubbs, Aaron Harang, Travis Wood, Edinson Volquez, Aroldis Chapman, and Jay Bruce for Derrek Lee, Bob Howry, Jeff Samardzija, Kosuke Fukudome, Alfonso Soriano, and Carlos Zambrano. Then Joey can finally pat Fat Marlon on the back.

BCB'd

[Brownie]

Joey Votto:  Still a dick.

This is the kind of thing, quite honestly, right now, is the kind of thing that makes you want to see this Cincinnati Reds team lose.

Fuck the Cardinals and Reds. If you want to hold a pity party for ourselves, that's fine, but I'm getting my Dan Plesac train conductor hat on and driving this Cubs train to a strong second half while the Cards and Reds burn down. Fuck them. Hell, I'll hop on the Ryan Braun/Brewers bandwagon if Prince Fielder promises not to sit on me. (I actually considered myself a Brewers fan when they were in the AL, anyway).

[Waco Kid]

Joey Votto:  Still a dick.

As usual Cincinnati and everything associated with it is a pile of shit. Fuck the Reds and Votto. Here's to Votto blowing out a knee at some point and to Dusty ruining some more Reds pitchers.

[Internet Apex]

I don't know. If the shoe was on the other foot and it was a young Cubs player with MVP-like numerals at the break refusing to shake hands with Votto or Holliday, I'd be typing up some fauxmosecksual thread title for him right about now. If only this kind of thing would help the Cubs play better and get to .500 or at least stop taking it up the shaft against the Reds and Tards. So Votto's a dick. He's also the NL MVP right now. FML.

[morpheus]

Joey Votto:  Still a dick.

This is the kind of thing, quite honestly, right now, is the kind of thing that makes you want to see this Cincinnati Reds team lose.

Fuck the Cardinals and Reds. If you want to hold a pity party for ourselves, that's fine, but I'm getting my Dan Plesac train conductor hat on and driving this Cubs train to a strong second half while the Cards and Reds burn down. Fuck them. Hell, I'll hop on the Ryan Braun/Brewers bandwagon if Prince Fielder promises not to sit on me. (I actually considered myself a Brewers fan when they were in the AL, anyway).

Damn you for making me remember that.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5zcWHQTVnQ

[Powdered Toast Man]

Wow, before this I actually liked Joey Votto (except when he kills the Cubs).  You know, because he was good at the baseball and all.  But, man what a baguhcocks.  Fuck that guy.