Fat Guys Rejoice, It's the Marlon Byrd Sploogefest

[Quality Start Machine]

(I actually considered myself a Brewers fan when they were in the AL, anyway).

Gorman Thomas was fucking bad-ass. Truth.

[Eli]

I don't know. If the shoe was on the other foot and it was a young Cubs player with MVP-like numerals at the break refusing to shake hands with Votto or Holliday, I'd be typing up some fauxmosecksual thread title for him right about now. If only this kind of thing would help the Cubs play better and get to .500 or at least stop taking it up the shaft against the Reds and Tards. So Votto's a dick. He's also the NL MVP right now. FML.

Yeah, I gotta agree with this.

[Saul Goodman]

I don't know. If the shoe was on the other foot and it was a young Cubs player with MVP-like numerals at the break refusing to shake hands with Votto or Holliday, I'd be typing up some fauxmosecksual thread title for him right about now. If only this kind of thing would help the Cubs play better and get to .500 or at least stop taking it up the shaft against the Reds and Tards. So Votto's a dick. He's also the NL MVP right now. FML.

Yeah, I gotta agree with this.

I'd be saying, what a dick.  It's just the All-Star Game.  Then again, my frail brain finds it very hard to deal in esoteric thought experiment hypotheticals like a young Cubs player with MVP-like numerals, so the jury's out.

[Internet Apex]

I don't know. If the shoe was on the other foot and it was a young Cubs player with MVP-like numerals at the break refusing to shake hands with Votto or Holliday, I'd be typing up some fauxmosecksual thread title for him right about now. If only this kind of thing would help the Cubs play better and get to .500 or at least stop taking it up the shaft against the Reds and Tards. So Votto's a dick. He's also the NL MVP right now. FML.

Yeah, I gotta agree with this.

I'd be saying, what a dick.

Lonestar.

[Slaky]

I don't know. If the shoe was on the other foot and it was a young Cubs player with MVP-like numerals at the break refusing to shake hands with Votto or Holliday, I'd be typing up some fauxmosecksual thread title for him right about now. If only this kind of thing would help the Cubs play better and get to .500 or at least stop taking it up the shaft against the Reds and Tards. So Votto's a dick. He's also the NL MVP right now. FML.

Yeah, you wouldn't know. As it happens, Votto is a Red. Not a Cub. Hence he can suck each individual dick in the bag. What if it was a Cub player? It's not. So fuck you for trying to defend him.

[Quality Start Machine]

I don't know. If the shoe was on the other foot and it was a young Cubs player with MVP-like numerals at the break refusing to shake hands with Votto or Holliday, I'd be typing up some fauxmosecksual thread title for him right about now. If only this kind of thing would help the Cubs play better and get to .500 or at least stop taking it up the shaft against the Reds and Tards. So Votto's a dick. He's also the NL MVP right now. FML.

Yeah, you wouldn't know. As it happens, Votto is a Red. Not a Cub. Hence he can suck each individual dick in the bag. What if it was a Cub player? It's not. So fuck you for trying to defend him.

The fact that he's a Red instead of a Cub makes his being batshit entertaining rather than infuriating.

[CT III]

Eh, Byrd was asked about it and he said he was pretty sure that Votto was joking as they got along fine in the locker room.

So, I'm going to file this one under "who gives a shit?" and get back to whatever it is I'm doing.

[Slaky]

Eh, Byrd was asked about it and he said he was pretty sure that Votto was joking as they got along fine in the locker room.

So, I'm going to file this one under "who gives a shit?" and get back to whatever it is I'm doing.

I had to get in a dig on Apex before the thread dies. So yes, now we can get back to whatever you were doing. We goin for ice cream?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Eh, Byrd was asked about it and he said he was pretty sure that Votto was joking as they got along fine in the locker room.

So, I'm going to file this one under "who gives a shit?" and get back to whatever it is I'm doing.

I had to get in a dig on Apex before the thread dies. So yes, now we can get back to whatever you were doing. We goin for ice cream?

Anyone else have a hankerin' for French Vanilla?

[Bort]

I want ice cream...

[Internet Apex]

I like cheeseburgers.

[CBStew]

Eh, Byrd was asked about it and he said he was pretty sure that Votto was joking as they got along fine in the locker room.

So, I'm going to file this one under "who gives a shit?" and get back to whatever it is I'm doing.

I had to get in a dig on Apex before the thread dies. So yes, now we can get back to whatever you were doing. We goin for ice cream?

Anyone else have a hankerin' for French Vanilla?

But its DEAD!

[Saul Goodman]

Eh, Byrd was asked about it and he said he was pretty sure that Votto was joking as they got along fine in the locker room.

So, I'm going to file this one under "who gives a shit?" and get back to whatever it is I'm doing.

I had to get in a dig on Apex before the thread dies. So yes, now we can get back to whatever you were doing. We goin for ice cream?

Anyone else have a hankerin' for French Vanilla?

But its DEAD!

It's Freedom Vanilla, you terrorist!

[CBStew]

Say it isn't so, Marlon


http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AlKMsho0YH916P1pXP8z680RvLYF?slug=sh-byrdconteagain071910

[Saul Goodman]

Say it isn't so, Marlon


http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AlKMsho0YH916P1pXP8z680RvLYF?slug=sh-byrdconteagain071910

Needs more Byrd puns.