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Brownie

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Carlos Zambrano 9.45 ERA thread
« on: April 05, 2010, 03:35:49 PM »
When do the Bears show up in Bourbonnais?

Slaky

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Re: Carlos Zambrano infinity ERA thread
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2010, 03:36:47 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on April 05, 2010, 03:35:49 PM
When do the Bears show up in Bourbonnais?

When do I learn to stop caring about these horseshit teams?

PenFoe

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Re: Carlos Zambrano infinity ERA thread
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2010, 03:37:32 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on April 05, 2010, 03:36:47 PM
Quote from: Brownie on April 05, 2010, 03:35:49 PM
When do the Bears show up in Bourbonnais?

When do I learn to stop caring about these horseshit teams?



or, if you're more a cremation guy:

I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

Brownie

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Re: Carlos Zambrano 54.00 ERA thread
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2010, 03:40:27 PM »
Hey, I'm more angry that this will spawn a Phil Rogers column on some bullshit. Zambrano could not give up another run all month, and Rogers and his brain-dead ilk will feel vindicated.


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Re: Carlos Zambrano 54.00 ERA thread
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2010, 03:47:58 PM »
Agreed, TJ. Z makes it hard to defend him sometimes.
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Re: Carlos Zambrano 54.00 ERA thread
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2010, 03:49:02 PM »
Remember when this guy was pretty good?

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Re: Carlos Zambrano 54.00 ERA thread
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2010, 03:50:27 PM »
Nice throw to third, fuckhole.

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Re: Carlos Zambrano 47.25 ERA thread
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2010, 03:51:26 PM »
Mark it dude.
Because when you're fighting for your man, experience is a mutha'.

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Re: Carlos Zambrano 47.25 ERA thread
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2010, 03:51:43 PM »
Time to update the thread title!
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

Brownie

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Re: Carlos Zambrano 54.00 ERA thread
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2010, 03:51:57 PM »
Done.

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Re: Carlos Zambrano 54.00 ERA thread
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2010, 03:52:10 PM »
54?

Edit: n/m. Just saw the update.

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Re: Carlos Zambrano 54.00 ERA thread
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2010, 04:00:38 PM »
Is it time to trade him to the Yankees yet?
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Re: Carlos Zambrano 54.00 ERA thread
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2010, 04:01:51 PM »
Kaplan loved this

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Re: Carlos Zambrano 54.00 ERA thread
« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2010, 04:04:14 PM »
It's not Opening Day unless Carlos is getting his tits lit.

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Re: Carlos Zambrano 54.00 ERA thread
« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2010, 04:16:12 PM »
Quote from: Armchair_QB on April 05, 2010, 04:04:14 PM
It's not Opening Day unless Carlos is getting his tits lit.



I could point out that... eh, fuck it