The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread

[Brownie]

I'm thinking Samardzija has a great future selling life insurance in Goshen, Ind. or some place where playing for Notre Dame earns you some kind of admiration.

[Lance Dicksons Arm]

I'm thinking Samardzija has a great future selling life insurance in Goshen, Ind. or some place where playing for Notre Dame earns you some kind of admiration.

He'd have to cut his hair to succeed selling in Goshen.   No chance those folk are buying life insurance from a guy with lady hair.   They'll confuse him for one of those queers....and some guy named Cooter would pull out his vintage rifle and shoot him.

Suddenly, I like your idea even better.

[Brownie]

I'm thinking Samardzija has a great future selling life insurance in Goshen, Ind. or some place where playing for Notre Dame earns you some kind of admiration.

He'd have to cut his hair to succeed selling in Goshen.   No chance those folk are buying life insurance from a guy with lady hair.   They'll confuse him for one of those queers....and some guy named Cooter would pull out his vintage rifle and shoot him.

Suddenly, I like your idea even better.

If Cooter from Goshen is a Cub fan (and he's probably as likely a Reds fan), he likes the idea too.

[PenFoe]

This guy sucks cock through a straw.

[Jub]

S'mardja is goddamn awful and I am absolutely sick of watching this bum trot out there, especially when games are actually in the balance.  But is wasn't in the balance long after ol' hair started throwing the little white ball around, was it?

:: sick face::

This guy and this guy alone should be enough reason for donuts to be on his way out of town.  He won the lottery when he signed with the Cubs.  Now fuck off and invest the rest of your winnings you absolute piece of shit.

[Internet Apex]

S'mardja is goddamn awful and I am absolutely sick of watching this bum trot out there, especially when games are actually in the balance.  But is wasn't in the balance long after ol' hair started throwing the little white ball around, was it?

:: sick face::

This guy and this guy alone should be enough reason for donuts to be on his way out of town.  He won the lottery when he signed with the Cubs.  Now fuck off and invest the rest of your winnings you absolute piece of shit.

Shut it, Paul.

[Wheezer]

S'mardja is goddamn awful and I am absolutely sick of watching this bum trot out there, especially when games are actually in the balance.  But is wasn't in the balance long after ol' hair started throwing the little white ball around, was it?

:: sick face::

This guy and this guy alone should be enough reason for donuts to be on his way out of town.  He won the lottery when he signed with the Cubs.  Now fuck off and invest the rest of your winnings you absolute piece of shit.

Shut it, Paul.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgK-1mpSljI

[Jub]

He's awful and you all know it.

[Eli]

He's awful and you all know it.

Actually, if you read through this thread, it's clear we all think he's capable of eventually being a quality No. 2 starter in the majors.

[Jub]

I know.  Its just he's just probably my most hated Cub in recent memory, if not all time.   

[Armchair_QB]

I know.  Its just he's just probably my most hated Cub in recent memory, if not all time.   

Que?

[Bort]

I know.  Its just he's just probably my most hated Cub in recent memory, if not all time.   

Que?

We'd like a word with you.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

S'mardja is goddamn awful and I am absolutely sick of watching this bum trot out there, especially when games are actually in the balance.  But is wasn't in the balance long after ol' hair started throwing the little white ball around, was it?

:: sick face::

This guy and this guy alone should be enough reason for donuts to be on his way out of town.  He won the lottery when he signed with the Cubs.  Now fuck off and invest the rest of your winnings you absolute piece of shit.

Shut it, Paul.

I'm told Newburgh, Indiana is the Hobart of the Ohio River Valley.

[Internet Apex]

S'mardja is goddamn awful and I am absolutely sick of watching this bum trot out there, especially when games are actually in the balance.  But is wasn't in the balance long after ol' hair started throwing the little white ball around, was it?

:: sick face::

This guy and this guy alone should be enough reason for donuts to be on his way out of town.  He won the lottery when he signed with the Cubs.  Now fuck off and invest the rest of your winnings you absolute piece of shit.

Shut it, Paul.

I'm told Newburgh, Indiana is the Hobart of the Ohio River Valley.

THI

[Waco Kid]

I know.  Its just he's just probably my most hated Cub in recent memory, if not all time.   

Que?

We'd like a word with you.