The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread

[Canadouche]

I'm thinking Samardzija has a great future selling life insurance in Goshen, Ind. or some place where playing for Notre Dame earns you some kind of admiration.

Don't you listen to Steve Stone?  Failed Cub pitchers run car dealerships, not life insurance companies. 

[SKO]

this cuaker. he can fuckin adie. god daymint. stupid jaime hendry and his fuackin stpid conta`ts. god damn it why cant he jus die. stupiad smardizja. poeace of shit. god daanit. woud be 8-1 qwiothout that fuackeer. sonmbutch. asssshoe.e

[Yeti]

this cuaker. he can fuckin adie. god daymint. stupid jaime hendry and his fuackin stpid conta`ts. god damn it why cant he jus die. stupiad smardizja. poeace of shit. god daanit. woud be 8-1 qwiothout that fuackeer. sonmbutch. asssshoe.e

Well, when I clicked reply roughly 25% of these words didn't have the little red squiggly lines

[SKO]

this cuaker. he can fuckin adie. god daymint. stupid jaime hendry and his fuackin stpid conta`ts. god damn it why cant he jus die. stupiad smardizja. poeace of shit. god daanit. woud be 8-1 qwiothout that fuackeer. sonmbutch. asssshoe.e

Well, when I clicked reply roughly 25% of these words didn't have the little red squiggly lines

heees a douches, thas all need to no. fuck hath guy. fuacking notre daame cosackser. im blame BK.

[Yeti]

this cuaker. he can fuckin adie. god daymint. stupid jaime hendry and his fuackin stpid conta`ts. god damn it why cant he jus die. stupiad smardizja. poeace of shit. god daanit. woud be 8-1 qwiothout that fuackeer. sonmbutch. asssshoe.e

Well, when I clicked reply roughly 25% of these words didn't have the little red squiggly lines

heees a douches, thas all need to no. fuck hath guy. fuacking notre daame cosackser. im blame BK.

Cough syrup?

[morpheus]

this cuaker. he can fuckin adie. god daymint. stupid jaime hendry and his fuackin stpid conta`ts. god damn it why cant he jus die. stupiad smardizja. poeace of shit. god daanit. woud be 8-1 qwiothout that fuackeer. sonmbutch. asssshoe.e

Well, when I clicked reply roughly 25% of these words didn't have the little red squiggly lines

heees a douches, thas all need to no. fuck hath guy. fuacking notre daame cosackser. im blame BK.

Cough syrup?

If I had to guess:

[Internet Apex]

I know.  Its just he's just probably my most hated Cub in recent memory, if not all time.   

Que?

We'd like a word with you.

[Shooter]

I see where this is going.

[Eli]

jaime hendry

I'm hope this one will stick.

[Bort]

this cuaker. he can fuckin adie. god daymint. stupid jaime hendry and his fuackin stpid conta`ts. god damn it why cant he jus die. stupiad smardizja. poeace of shit. god daanit. woud be 8-1 qwiothout that fuackeer. sonmbutch. asssshoe.e

Well, when I clicked reply roughly 25% of these words didn't have the little red squiggly lines

heees a douches, thas all need to no. fuck hath guy. fuacking notre daame cosackser. im blame BK.

Cough syrup?

If I had to guess:

Epic, SKO.

Simply epic.

[MAD]

this cuaker. he can fuckin adie. god daymint. stupid jaime hendry and his fuackin stpid conta`ts. god damn it why cant he jus die. stupiad smardizja. poeace of shit. god daanit. woud be 8-1 qwiothout that fuackeer. sonmbutch. asssshoe.e

Well, when I clicked reply roughly 25% of these words didn't have the little red squiggly lines

heees a douches, thas all need to no. fuck hath guy. fuacking notre daame cosackser. im blame BK.

Cough syrup?

If I had to guess:

Epic, SKO.

Simply epic.

I thought we streamlined the process so that drunken threads get deposited here.

Also, here's my nominee for the FIREBARN:

[Jub]

S'mardja is goddamn awful and I am absolutely sick of watching this bum trot out there, especially when games are actually in the balance.  But is wasn't in the balance long after ol' hair started throwing the little white ball around, was it?

:: sick face::

This guy and this guy alone should be enough reason for donuts to be on his way out of town.  He won the lottery when he signed with the Cubs.  Now fuck off and invest the rest of your winnings you absolute piece of shit.

Shut it, Paul.

I'm told Newburgh, Indiana is the Hobart of the Ohio River Valley.

Wait a minute...  Did you?  Uh oh.

I used to hate Will Ohman pretty badly too.

[Bort]

God, I hate this team. And everyone who's ever played for it.

Except Daryle Ward. Because I don't need to get on BK's extensive, Nixonian enemies list.

[Yeti]

S'mardja is goddamn awful and I am absolutely sick of watching this bum trot out there, especially when games are actually in the balance.  But is wasn't in the balance long after ol' hair started throwing the little white ball around, was it?

:: sick face::

This guy and this guy alone should be enough reason for donuts to be on his way out of town.  He won the lottery when he signed with the Cubs.  Now fuck off and invest the rest of your winnings you absolute piece of shit.

Shut it, Paul.

I'm told Newburgh, Indiana is the Hobart of the Ohio River Valley.

Wait a minute...  Did you?  Uh oh.

I used to hate Will Ohman pretty badly too.

The internet is Dr. NVF's. We're just guests.

[RedBeard]

Samardzija needs to be punched in the nuts by Fork.