The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread

[SMan]

Fuck you all! Yeah, thats right, fuck you! Just because someone cums and has a different way of doing things, you assholes get your panties in your hair, if you even have any unlike me baby! You all can go to hell!

But I guess its right. See, I doubt any of you have the upper edumacation you get at an ivory league school! Yeah, I went to Notre Damn you fuck heads, so suck it! The only ivory you assholes know is the stuff you cry over when you spill your beers yelling shit at your own team! Really, how fucked up are you? So being of a high edumacation like me and being a superstar in Football like me, I know that there are other ways of beating people. You know, like wornding down the other club! Sure you all get your hardons poppin over Marshall as he has his sad little 3 man innings, but let me ask you this, how exactly does that wear down his opponets? I'll tell you, it doesnt! So then you know what happens? People like Grabow and Caridad and myself have to face a un-wornded team, and it isnt easy!

So here I am doing everything I can to help the club win by forcing all the other guys with bats up to the plate, making them all swing the bat and then making them run around the bases and in the end, you have a team that is wornded out! Yeah, thats right, I am wornding them down baby! I am doing my job and you assholes still give me shit for it? Lou knows the score, Lou told me I rock! So fuck you inbred drunks! Milton was right, this is just a fucked up city with you unedumacated thinking!

So fuck you, fuck you and the Donkey you ride on!
And consider yourselves bite by the Shark baby! 

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Fuck you all! Yeah, thats right, fuck you! Just because someone cums and has a different way of doing things, you assholes get your panties in your hair, if you even have any unlike me baby! You all can go to hell!

But I guess its right. See, I doubt any of you have the upper edumacation you get at an ivory league school! Yeah, I went to Notre Damn you fuck heads, so suck it! The only ivory you assholes know is the stuff you cry over when you spill your beers yelling shit at your own team! Really, how fucked up are you? So being of a high edumacation like me and being a superstar in Football like me, I know that there are other ways of beating people. You know, like wornding down the other club! Sure you all get your hardons poppin over Marshall as he has his sad little 3 man innings, but let me ask you this, how exactly does that wear down his opponets? I'll tell you, it doesnt! So then you know what happens? People like Grabow and Caridad and myself have to face a un-wornded team, and it isnt easy!

So here I am doing everything I can to help the club win by forcing all the other guys with bats up to the plate, making them all swing the bat and then making them run around the bases and in the end, you have a team that is wornded out! Yeah, thats right, I am wornding them down baby! I am doing my job and you assholes still give me shit for it? Lou knows the score, Lou told me I rock! So fuck you inbred drunks! Milton was right, this is just a fucked up city with you unedumacated thinking!

So fuck you, fuck you and the Donkey you ride on!
And consider yourselves bite by the Shark baby!  

Shut up, Snork. You're a Domer.

[RedBeard]

Yep. Right in the nutsack. Whadda a douche.

[Armchair_QB]

Jeff Samardzija needs to die in a fire.

[SKO]

this cuaker. he can fuckin adie. god daymint. stupid jaime hendry and his fuackin stpid conta`ts. god damn it why cant he jus die. stupiad smardizja. poeace of shit. god daanit. woud be 8-1 qwiothout that fuackeer. sonmbutch. asssshoe.e

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[Internet Apex]

this cuaker. he can fuckin adie. god daymint. stupid jaime hendry and his fuackin stpid conta`ts. god damn it why cant he jus die. stupiad smardizja. poeace of shit. god daanit. woud be 8-1 qwiothout that fuackeer. sonmbutch. asssshoe.e

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[Powdered Toast Man]

Jeff Samardzija needs to die in a fire.

[Brownie]

Jeff Samardzija needs stationary bike lessons from Steve Trout and Jay Williams.

[BH]

Jeff Samardzija needs stationary bike lessons from Steve Trout and Jay Williams.

And/or Oleg.

[Armchair_QB]

Jeff Samardzija needs stationary bike lessons from Steve Trout and Jay Williams.

Mike Remlinger needs to show him how to use a recliner.

[morpheus]

Jeff Samardzija needs stationary bike lessons from Steve Trout and Jay Williams.

And/or Oleg.

More like MINI-bike lessons, amirite?

[MAD]

Jeff Samardzija needs stationary bike lessons from Steve Trout and Jay Williams.

And/or Oleg.

I can personally vouch for this.  Opening Day.  2004.  Never.  Forget.

[PenPho]

2 relievers off the team (Grabow to DL, Zambano to crazytown), makes sense to bring up the $10 million WR, correct?

Enters today's I-Cubs game in the 5th inning, scoreless tie.

His line:

                            IP   H   R   ER   BB   SO   HR
Samardzija            1.0   3   7   7       4     2      2

[Saul Goodman]

Give him to the Bears already.  For free.

[Chuck to Chuck]

He is under contract for 2011 at $3.5 million and, for 2012 $6.5 million.

Seriously.

The 2012 year is a team option.  Man, the Cubs got lucky there.  Hendry musta screwed up and got his normal players option clause backwards.