The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread

[Bort]

Snork shows his mortal fear of a FIREBARN fate.

If my white hot hatred is what it takes to make him succeed, then I will do what I have to do.

Excellent work this season.

*tips cap*

[Slaky]

Snork shows his mortal fear of a FIREBARN fate.

If my white hot hatred is what it takes to make him succeed, then I will do what I have to do.

Excellent work this season.

*tips cap*

If you can channel that firebarn energy toward the other 50 some odd shit players the Cubs felt the need to use this season we could really kick some ass next year and hit that 70 win mark.

[Bort]

Snork shows his mortal fear of a FIREBARN fate.

If my white hot hatred is what it takes to make him succeed, then I will do what I have to do.

Excellent work this season.

*tips cap*

If you can channel that firebarn energy toward the other 50 some odd shit players the Cubs felt the need to use this season we could really kick some ass next year and hit that 70 win mark.

I can't muster the ability to care about them. Snork, however, is a persistent menace.

[Oleg]

Snork shows his mortal fear of a FIREBARN fate.

If my white hot hatred is what it takes to make him succeed, then I will do what I have to do.

Excellent work this season.

*tips cap*

If you can channel that firebarn energy toward the other 50 some odd shit players the Cubs felt the need to use this season we could really kick some ass next year and hit that 70 win mark.

I can't muster the ability to care about them. Snork, however, is a persistent menace.

Hey, it's a start.

[CubFaninHydePark]

Snork shows his mortal fear of a FIREBARN fate.

If my white hot hatred is what it takes to make him succeed, then I will do what I have to do.

Excellent work this season.

*tips cap*

I got to enjoy the CG in person.  Gives me hope that he'll be a solid third starter.  And by that, I mean next year's ace.

Keep the barn warm and stocked with a lot of hay for kindling.

[Saul Goodman]

[Bort]

Urge to kill...rising...

[Saul Goodman]

I'd say a 3.1 IP, 11 H, 9 R, 9 ER, 0 BB, 3 SO, 1 HR line merits a bump. Warm up the FIREBARN. 

[Quality Start Machine]

I'd say a 3.1 IP, 11 H, 9 R, 9 ER, 0 BB, 3 SO, 1 HR line merits a bump. Warm up the FIREBARN. 

I'm hoping Hoyer's only negotiating tactic with Snork is to throw him in there.

[morpheus]

[Bort]

I WARNED YOU ALL.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

this cuaker. he can fuckin adie. god daymint. stupid jaime hendry and his fuackin stpid conta`ts. god damn it why cant he jus die. stupiad smardizja. poeace of shit. god daanit. woud be 8-1 qwiothout that fuackeer. sonmbutch. asssshoe.e

[Saul Goodman]

this cuaker. he can fuckin adie. god daymint. stupid jaime hendry and his fuackin stpid conta`ts. god damn it why cant he jus die. stupiad smardizja. poeace of shit. god daanit. woud be 8-1 qwiothout that fuackeer. sonmbutch. asssshoe.e

SKO's words are as true now as they were then. FY Snorkjuice!

[SKO]

this cuaker. he can fuckin adie. god daymint. stupid jaime hendry and his fuackin stpid conta`ts. god damn it why cant he jus die. stupiad smardizja. poeace of shit. god daanit. woud be 8-1 qwiothout that fuackeer. sonmbutch. asssshoe.e

SKO's words are as true now as they were then. FY Snorkjuice!

I believe that was the same night I made my debut on Youtube. I should probably never drink again.

[Quality Start Machine]

this cuaker. he can fuckin adie. god daymint. stupid jaime hendry and his fuackin stpid conta`ts. god damn it why cant he jus die. stupiad smardizja. poeace of shit. god daanit. woud be 8-1 qwiothout that fuackeer. sonmbutch. asssshoe.e

SKO's words are as true now as they were then. FY Snorkjuice!

I believe that was the same night I made my debut on Youtube. I should probably never drink until my liver turns into cement and I get a transplant so I can start over again.