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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #525 on: December 02, 2015, 03:18:06 PM »
Quote from: Oleg on December 02, 2015, 03:04:35 PM
I guess 65MM was a bit low.

If there was actually an $100MM offer on the table, that table would be a pile of toothpicks after Snork was done diving on it to get at the contract.
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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #526 on: December 02, 2015, 03:41:36 PM »
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on December 02, 2015, 03:18:06 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 02, 2015, 03:04:35 PM
I guess 65MM was a bit low.

If there was actually an $100MM offer on the table, that table would be a pile of toothpicks after Snork was done diving on it to get at the contract.

He has one.  From the Raiders.
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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #527 on: December 02, 2015, 04:11:55 PM »
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on December 02, 2015, 03:18:06 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 02, 2015, 03:04:35 PM
I guess 65MM was a bit low.

If there was actually an $100MM offer on the table, that table would be a pile of toothpicks after Snork was done diving on it to get at the contract.

A pile of toothpicks would make great kindling.
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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #528 on: December 02, 2015, 05:15:16 PM »
Quote from: flannj on December 02, 2015, 04:11:55 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on December 02, 2015, 03:18:06 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 02, 2015, 03:04:35 PM
I guess 65MM was a bit low.

If there was actually an $100MM offer on the table, that table would be a pile of toothpicks after Snork was done diving on it to get at the contract.

A pile of toothpicks would make great kindling.

I like the cut of your jib, mister.
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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #529 on: December 03, 2015, 07:56:38 AM »
Quote from: Bort on December 02, 2015, 05:15:16 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 02, 2015, 04:11:55 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on December 02, 2015, 03:18:06 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 02, 2015, 03:04:35 PM
I guess 65MM was a bit low.

If there was actually an $100MM offer on the table, that table would be a pile of toothpicks after Snork was done diving on it to get at the contract.

A pile of toothpicks would make great kindling.

I like the cut of your jib, mister.

What's a jib?
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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #530 on: December 03, 2015, 08:23:08 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on December 03, 2015, 07:56:38 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 02, 2015, 05:15:16 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 02, 2015, 04:11:55 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on December 02, 2015, 03:18:06 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 02, 2015, 03:04:35 PM
I guess 65MM was a bit low.

If there was actually an $100MM offer on the table, that table would be a pile of toothpicks after Snork was done diving on it to get at the contract.

A pile of toothpicks would make great kindling.

I like the cut of your jib, mister.

What's a jib?

I'm not entirely sure, but I'll bet it goes great with cabbage.
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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #531 on: December 03, 2015, 08:33:59 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on December 03, 2015, 08:23:08 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 03, 2015, 07:56:38 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 02, 2015, 05:15:16 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 02, 2015, 04:11:55 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on December 02, 2015, 03:18:06 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 02, 2015, 03:04:35 PM
I guess 65MM was a bit low.

If there was actually an $100MM offer on the table, that table would be a pile of toothpicks after Snork was done diving on it to get at the contract.

A pile of toothpicks would make great kindling.

I like the cut of your jib, mister.

What's a jib?

I'm not entirely sure, but I'll bet it goes great with cabbage. Hire this man!

Simpsons, dude'd.
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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #532 on: December 03, 2015, 08:54:01 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on December 03, 2015, 08:33:59 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 03, 2015, 08:23:08 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 03, 2015, 07:56:38 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 02, 2015, 05:15:16 PM
Quote from: flannj on December 02, 2015, 04:11:55 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on December 02, 2015, 03:18:06 PM
Quote from: Oleg on December 02, 2015, 03:04:35 PM
I guess 65MM was a bit low.

If there was actually an $100MM offer on the table, that table would be a pile of toothpicks after Snork was done diving on it to get at the contract.

A pile of toothpicks would make great kindling.

I like the cut of your jib, mister.

What's a jib?

I'm not entirely sure, but I'll bet it goes great with cabbage. Hire this man!

Simpsons, dude'd.

Fucking Australians.

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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #533 on: December 05, 2015, 12:11:27 PM »
https://twitter.com/AlexPavlovic/status/673200492864864257

Quote from: Alex Pavlovic
Giants signed Jeff Samardzija to a five-year deal, pending a physical.

Edit: Heyman says it's 5/$90MM. Have fun with that, San Francisco.
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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #534 on: December 05, 2015, 12:34:35 PM »
Quote from: ChuckD on December 05, 2015, 12:11:27 PM
https://twitter.com/AlexPavlovic/status/673200492864864257

Quote from: Alex Pavlovic
Giants signed Jeff Samardzija to a five-year deal, pending a physical.

Edit: Heyman says it's 5/$90MM. Have fun with that, San Francisco.


Me, right now:

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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #535 on: December 05, 2015, 12:46:34 PM »
DPD: I just used that flamethrower to light a cragar. Everything's coming up Bort.
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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #536 on: December 05, 2015, 02:40:08 PM »
I actually think Samardzija may fare well in San Francisco.  We may be building a firebarn completely without any trace of conflict in the future.
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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #537 on: December 05, 2015, 07:08:01 PM »
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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #538 on: December 05, 2015, 07:10:58 PM »
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Re: The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread
« Reply #539 on: December 05, 2015, 07:19:22 PM »
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