The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread

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[Saul Goodman]

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Thank you, Theo. That was close.

[Saul Goodman]

Thanks, Jeff!

[Bort]

Thanks, Jeff!

Hating on Snork has been the gift that keeps on giving.

[SKO]

He is the Old Faithful of Hot Diarrhea Geysers

[Tony]

I think Snork got off too easy last night, but it was still glorious.

[Saul Goodman]

I think Snork got off too easy last night, but it was still glorious.

There was a good four more earned runs in him, easy.

[Saul Goodman]

Didn't want to let too much time pass after the deadline without bumping this thread to thank the baby Jesus the Cubs didn't get this turd back.

[Quality Start Machine]

Didn't want to let too much time pass after the deadline without bumping this thread to thank the baby Jesus the Cubs didn't get this turd back.

"Hi, It's Theo. What will it take to get the guy back who publicly called me out for fucking up the team after I made the best trade of my life?"

Yeah, I'm pretty sure if the Cubs and Giants spoke at all, the name being tossed around was Cueto.

[Oleg]

Didn't want to let too much time pass after the deadline without bumping this thread to thank the baby Jesus the Cubs didn't get this turd back.

"Hi, It's Theo. What will it take to get the guy back who publicly called me out for fucking up the team after I made the best trade of my life?"

Yeah, I'm pretty sure if the Cubs and Giants spoke at all, the name being tossed around was Cueto.

So you think this was teh better conversation?

"Hi, It's Theo. What will it take to get the guy who's on the DL with a contract that he can opt out of giving us neither team control nor any predictable cost?"

Call me crazy but I think Cueto's health issues and opt-out are way bigger obstacles than something some pitcher said 3 years ago about a trade from the only professional organization he'd known.  Now, Samardzija's no-trade clause is another matter.

[Quality Start Machine]

Didn't want to let too much time pass after the deadline without bumping this thread to thank the baby Jesus the Cubs didn't get this turd back.

"Hi, It's Theo. What will it take to get the guy back who publicly called me out for fucking up the team after I made the best trade of my life?"

Yeah, I'm pretty sure if the Cubs and Giants spoke at all, the name being tossed around was Cueto.

So you think this was teh better conversation?

"Hi, It's Theo. What will it take to get the guy who's on the DL with a contract that he can opt out of giving us neither team control nor any predictable cost?"

Call me crazy but I think Cueto's health issues and opt-out are way bigger obstacles than something some pitcher said 3 years ago about a trade from the only professional organization he'd known.  Now, Samardzija's no-trade clause is another matter.

Cueto would have been a cheap rental. Like, Chesny Young cheap. And Snork would have waived to come to Chicago.