The Jeff Samardzija Defenestration Thread

[Quality Start Machine]

Is Fork actually doubling down on the notion that Epstink thinks like the fans do?

I think its more Fork thinks he thinks like Epstink does.

*Ron Howard Voice*
He does not.

If I thought I think like Epstink thinks, I think I'd be in a think tank thinking.

[Oleg]

Is Fork actually doubling down on the notion that Epstink thinks like the fans do?

I think its more Fork thinks he thinks like Epstink does.

*Ron Howard Voice*
He does not.

If I thought I think like Epstink thinks, I think I'd be in a think tank thinking.

This message board is a type of think tank.

[SKO]

Is Fork actually doubling down on the notion that Epstink thinks like the fans do?

I think its more Fork thinks he thinks like Epstink does.

*Ron Howard Voice*
He does not.

If I thought I think like Epstink thinks, I think I'd be in a think tank thinking.

This message board is a type of think tank.

I think it's more of a think quarantine. We utter them here so that they are never released into the world where they could harm the general public.

[Quality Start Machine]

Is Fork actually doubling down on the notion that Epstink thinks like the fans do?

I think its more Fork thinks he thinks like Epstink does.

*Ron Howard Voice*
He does not.

If I thought I think like Epstink thinks, I think I'd be in a think tank thinking.

This message board is a type of think tank.

I think it's more of a think quarantine. We utter them here so that they are never released into the world where they could harm the general public.

More like a think bong.

[Canadouche]

Nothing like logging on and seeing 2+ pages of new comments on a newly resurrected thread. "Shit, something must have happened," I thought, wrongly. Good discussion, though.

Russell complicated things, but he had previously been described as having tremendous character. I suspect he's in a Montero situation now -- if something else happens, even if it's outside the park and never graces the confines of the clubhouse, I believe the Cubs will move him. Or maybe they know more about the situation than us, and have determined that it was a lot of smoke. Who knows? Probably Al Yellon.

[Saul Goodman]

Nothing like logging on and seeing 2+ pages of new comments on a newly resurrected thread. "Shit, something must have happened," I thought, wrongly. Good discussion, though.

Russell complicated things, but he had previously been described as having tremendous character. I suspect he's in a Montero situation now -- if something else happens, even if it's outside the park and never graces the confines of the clubhouse, I believe the Cubs will move him. Or maybe they know more about the situation than us, and have determined that it was a lot of smoke. Who knows? Probably Al Yellon.

No, you were right, something happened. Jeff was defenestrated last night. Someone posted it on twitter. They're making him pay for the window. We're all just talking about the defenestration of Jeff that happened.

[Bort]

Snork sucks.

[Quality Start Machine]

Snork sucks.

This, above all else.

[CBStew]

Snork sucks.

This, above all else.

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