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PenFoe

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Fire up the Hatemobile
« on: April 05, 2010, 06:55:29 PM »
Because some things just deserve their own thread.

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PenFoe

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Re: Fire up the Hatemobile
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2010, 06:58:50 PM »
Also, making its debut, the never-before-seen side view of the Hatemobile.

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Powdered Toast Man

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Re: Fire up the Hatemobile
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2010, 07:01:43 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on April 05, 2010, 06:58:50 PM
Also, making its debut, the never-before-seen side view of the Hatemobile.



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Richard Chuggar

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Re: Fire up the Hatemobile
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2010, 07:29:28 PM »
I'd love to run over Marilyn Byrd's fat, black ass with that car/truck/SUV.
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Re: Fire up the Hatemobile
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2010, 07:50:30 PM »
Heard at Messner's Bar and Grill this afternoon:

Let me set the stage...

Braves batting in the bottom of the seventh of the first fucking game of the season.

"Just wait until they get rid of that lazy ass Piniella and get Sandberg.  Then we'll be okay."

"It all depends on DLee.  If we pay up for him, we're all good next year.  He's the heart and soul of this team."



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Re: Fire up the Hatemobile
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2010, 08:01:09 PM »
I want one of those.
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Powdered Toast Man

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Re: Fire up the Hatemobile
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2010, 07:30:53 AM »
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on April 05, 2010, 07:29:28 PM
I'd love to run over Marilyn Byrd's fat, black ass with that car/truck/SUV.

Marlon Byrd is fat?
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Re: Fire up the Hatemobile
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2010, 08:00:24 AM »
Duck Fuke.
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Re: Fire up the Hatemobile
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2010, 06:57:47 PM »
Worse defense, Cubs or Bears? I FO:ISDJFpolisDfjcking hate this shit.
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PenFoe

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Re: Fire up the Hatemobile
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2010, 04:26:49 PM »
Z to Bullpen Bump.
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Re: Fire up the Hatemobile
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2010, 04:30:08 PM »
I'm on

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Re: Fire up the Hatemobile
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2010, 04:33:11 PM »
CHOO CHOO!!!

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Re: Fire up the Hatemobile
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2010, 04:39:12 PM »
I just bought a ticket.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Fire up the Hatemobile
« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2010, 04:42:54 PM »
Plenty of room, folks!
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Re: Fire up the Hatemobile
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2010, 04:47:19 PM »
I'm back on board with the hate. It feels good. Feels familiar. Indifference is boring.