Fire up the Hatemobile

[Eli]

Soriano needs a fucking road map to play left field.

When he finds one, maybe he lend it to A Ram at the plate.

I don't know if a road map for left field would help Aramis at the plate.

[Bort]

Soriano needs a fucking road map to play left field.

When he finds one, maybe he lend it to A Ram at the plate.

I don't know if a road map for left field would help Aramis at the plate.

IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS.



Stupid chief...

[CT III]

Soriano needs a fucking road map to play left field.

When he finds one, maybe he lend it to A Ram at the plate.

I don't know if a road map for left field would help Aramis at the plate.

IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS.



Stupid chief...

Bort, sit down.

[Kermit IV]

Soriano needs a fucking road map to play left field.

As long as he hits enough to make up for it, meh.

[Slaky]

Soriano needs a fucking road map to play left field.

As long as he hits enough to make up for it, meh.

I completely agree with this. I don't care what he does in the field. If I'm still dumb enough to piss myself and scream bloody murder every time he doesn't cleanly pick up a grounder or run full bore into a brick wall for effort's sake then take me out back like an old sow and shoot me in the head.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

Soriano needs a fucking road map to play left field.

As long as he hits enough to make up for it, meh.

I completely agree with this. I don't care what he does in the field. If I'm still dumb enough to piss myself and scream bloody murder every time he doesn't cleanly pick up a grounder or run full bore into a brick wall for effort's sake then take me out back like an old sow and shoot me in the head.

I don't think you guys understand how the HATEMOBILE works.

[Powdered Toast Man]

I hate Alfonso Soriano no matter how much he hits.  He's a cockrocket and I hate him.

[Kermit IV]

I hate Alfonso Soriano no matter how much he hits.  He's a cockrocket and I hate him.

I don't get this at all.  Even when Soriano plays like shit, I find him very difficult to hate.  He takes responsibility when he sucks, he hated Milton Bradley, and at least he keeps himself in shape.  He can't catch a baseball, but it's not for lack of effort.

[Chuck to Chuck]

I don't get this at all.  Even when Soriano plays like shit, I find him very difficult to hate.  He takes responsibility when he sucks, he hated Milton Bradley, and at least he keeps himself in shape.  He can't catch a baseball, but it's not for lack of effort.

Yeah.  He only shows lack of effort at the plate on triples that he turns into doubles.

[PenFoe]

I hate Alfonso Soriano no matter how much he hits.  He's a cockrocket and I hate him.

I don't get this at all.  Even when Soriano plays like shit, I find him very difficult to hate.  He takes responsibility when he sucks, he hated Milton Bradley, and at least he keeps himself in shape.  He can't catch a baseball, but it's not for lack of effort.

I'm with THIS.

I hate his contract and that we'll be most likely watching him run around in LF like the ball is made out of malaria for another 5 years, but as for the guy himself...seems very stand-up.

Meaning he'll probably get accused of sexual assault in the next 6 months.

[SKO]

I hate Alfonso Soriano no matter how much he hits.  He's a cockrocket and I hate him.

I don't get this at all.  Even when Soriano plays like shit, I find him very difficult to hate.  He takes responsibility when he sucks, he hated Milton Bradley, and at least he keeps himself in shape.  He can't catch a baseball, but it's not for lack of effort.

I'm with THIS.

I hate his contract and that we'll be most likely watching him run around in LF like the ball is made out of malaria for another 5 years, but as for the guy himself...seems very stand-up.

Meaning he'll probably get accused of sexual assault in the next 6 months.

Are you trying to say Rapelisberger seemed like a stand up guy before the sexual assault accusations?

I disagree.

[Eli]

I don't get this at all.  Even when Soriano plays like shit, I find him very difficult to hate.  He takes responsibility when he sucks, he hated Milton Bradley, and at least he keeps himself in shape.  He can't catch a baseball, but it's not for lack of effort.

Yeah.  He only shows lack of effort at the plate on triples that he turns into doubles.

I deplore him for being the first baseball player in history to stand at home plate and misjudge a fly ball as a home run.

[PenFoe]

I hate Alfonso Soriano no matter how much he hits.  He's a cockrocket and I hate him.

I don't get this at all.  Even when Soriano plays like shit, I find him very difficult to hate.  He takes responsibility when he sucks, he hated Milton Bradley, and at least he keeps himself in shape.  He can't catch a baseball, but it's not for lack of effort.

I'm with THIS.

I hate his contract and that we'll be most likely watching him run around in LF like the ball is made out of malaria for another 5 years, but as for the guy himself...seems very stand-up.

Meaning he'll probably get accused of sexual assault in the next 6 months.

Are you trying to say Rapelisberger seemed like a stand up guy before the sexual assault accusations?

I disagree.

Seriously, a 23 year old getting drunk in bars with chicks?

How unclassy of him.

Would he have been more classy if he Karaoked instead?

[Kermit IV]

I hate Alfonso Soriano no matter how much he hits.  He's a cockrocket and I hate him.

I don't get this at all.  Even when Soriano plays like shit, I find him very difficult to hate.  He takes responsibility when he sucks, he hated Milton Bradley, and at least he keeps himself in shape.  He can't catch a baseball, but it's not for lack of effort.

I'm with THIS.

I hate his contract and that we'll be most likely watching him run around in LF like the ball is made out of malaria for another 5 years, but as for the guy himself...seems very stand-up.

Meaning he'll probably get accused of sexual assault in the next 6 months.

Are you trying to say Rapelisberger seemed like a stand up guy before the sexual assault accusations?

I disagree.

That rapist didn't even play for Notre Dame.  HOW DARE HE BESMIRCH OUR MEME???

[SKO]

I hate Alfonso Soriano no matter how much he hits.  He's a cockrocket and I hate him.

I don't get this at all.  Even when Soriano plays like shit, I find him very difficult to hate.  He takes responsibility when he sucks, he hated Milton Bradley, and at least he keeps himself in shape.  He can't catch a baseball, but it's not for lack of effort.

I'm with THIS.

I hate his contract and that we'll be most likely watching him run around in LF like the ball is made out of malaria for another 5 years, but as for the guy himself...seems very stand-up.

Meaning he'll probably get accused of sexual assault in the next 6 months.

Are you trying to say Rapelisberger seemed like a stand up guy before the sexual assault accusations?

I disagree.

Seriously, a 23 year old getting drunk in bars with chicks?

How unclassy of him.

Would he have been more classy if he Karaoked instead?

Fair enough. He seemed like a stand up guy all along.

Asked by Esiason whether Roethlisberger is well liked in the Steelers' locker room, Cowher gave an answer that sounded a little uncomfortable and suggested that what the Steelers like about Roethlisberger is confined to what he does on Sundays.

"Uh, you know, I mean, you know what Boom, I think it's all," Cowher stammered at first, before continuing, "I think we like anybody that can help us win football games."