Cubs Ticket Thread 2010

[Quality Start Machine]

I have a single to tomorrow's Cubs/Phillies game.

Anywhere near Yellon?

Looks pretty full.

Say what you want about Al, but he's smart enough to get a more fucked up looking guy to sit next to him.

[Internet Apex]

Holy shit. That hair/glasses/visor combo is beyond the realm of possibility.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Holy shit. That hair/glasses/visor combo is beyond the realm of possibility.

That dude's so emo.

[MAD]

Anybody got tickets for Friday August 6th against the Reds?  I'm trying to help somebody out.  Why I would offer to do so by providing Cubs tickets this year is beyond me but whatever...

[Canadouche]

Anybody got tickets for Friday August 6th against the Reds?  I'm trying to help somebody out.  Why I would offer to do so by providing Cubs tickets this year is beyond me but whatever...

Is this "helping" like when you catch your kid smoking, so you force them to puff on a carton of Camel non-filters until they hurl?

[MAD]

Anybody got tickets for Friday August 6th against the Reds?  I'm trying to help somebody out.  Why I would offer to do so by providing Cubs tickets this year is beyond me but whatever...

Is this "helping" like when you catch your kid smoking, so you force them to puff on a carton of Camel non-filters until they hurl?

George Halas claimed his father did that to him when he was a kid.  He barfed and never smoked again.*

*Please go to your local library to check out "Halas by Halas" to read this, and many other interesting facts, about Papa Bera, as told through his eyes!

[Canadouche]

Anybody got tickets for Friday August 6th against the Reds?  I'm trying to help somebody out.  Why I would offer to do so by providing Cubs tickets this year is beyond me but whatever...

Is this "helping" like when you catch your kid smoking, so you force them to puff on a carton of Camel non-filters until they hurl?

George Halas claimed his father did that to him when he was a kid.  He barfed and never smoked again.*

*Please go to your local library to check out "Halas by Halas" to read this, and many other interesting facts, about Papa Bera, as told through his eyes!

So you're going to force your friend to watch a Cubs game, and then he'll go on to become a legendary Bears coach? 

Or do you just want to see him barf?

[Internet Apex]

Anybody got tickets for Friday August 6th against the Reds?  I'm trying to help somebody out.  Why I would offer to do so by providing Cubs tickets this year is beyond me but whatever...

Is this "helping" like when you catch your kid smoking, so you force them to puff on a carton of Camel non-filters until they hurl?

George Halas claimed his father did that to him when he was a kid.  He barfed and never smoked again.*

*Please go to your local library to check out "Halas by Halas" to read this, and many other interesting facts, about Papa Bera, as told through his eyes!

My dad owns that book. I've never read it. I need to right that wrong.

[Quality Start Machine]

Anybody got tickets for Friday August 6th against the Reds?  I'm trying to help somebody out.  Why I would offer to do so by providing Cubs tickets this year is beyond me but whatever...

Is this "helping" like when you catch your kid smoking, so you force them to puff on a carton of Camel non-filters until they hurl?

kind of like how you were cured of being gay?

[Canadouche]

Anybody got tickets for Friday August 6th against the Reds?  I'm trying to help somebody out.  Why I would offer to do so by providing Cubs tickets this year is beyond me but whatever...

Is this "helping" like when you catch your kid smoking, so you force them to puff on a carton of Camel non-filters until they hurl?

kind of like how you were cured of being gay?

Jesus saves.

[Quality Start Machine]

Anybody got tickets for Friday August 6th against the Reds?  I'm trying to help somebody out.  Why I would offer to do so by providing Cubs tickets this year is beyond me but whatever...

Is this "helping" like when you catch your kid smoking, so you force them to puff on a carton of Camel non-filters until they hurl?

kind of like how you were cured of being gay?

Jesus saves.

Does he have a smaller cap hit than Niemi?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

*Please go to your local library to check out "Halas by Halas" to read this, and many other interesting facts, about Papa Bera, as told through his eyes!

Oh, Papa Bera, you're so very learnéd.

[MAD]

*Please go to your local library to check out "Halas by Halas" to read this, and many other interesting facts, about Papa Bera, as told through his eyes!

Oh, Papa Bera, you're so very learnéd.

It's "lurned"

[CT III]

*Please go to your local library to check out "Halas by Halas" to read this, and many other interesting facts, about Papa Bera, as told through his eyes!

Oh, Papa Bera, you're so very learnéd.

I love you too, Pepsi.

[Saul Goodman]

CHICAGO -- Cubs infielder Ryan Theriot will do his part to help his native Gulf Coast on Tuesday by hosting a "Mystery Ball."
For $20, fans can purchase a ball autographed by one of the current Cubs players, manager Lou Piniella or Hall of Famer Ernie Banks. Proceeds will benefit the National Wildlife Federation in support of its Gulf Coast relief efforts.

Sales will take place in front of the Wrigley Field gates, so even if you don't have a ticket, you can purchase a "Mystery Ball" or make a contribution. More than 1,000 baseballs will be sold.

Even selling Mystery Balls for $20 is streets ahead of the annual BCB t-shirt "fundraiser", unless Theriot is keeping $18 of every ball sold.