When will Theriot get his first hit

[J. Walter Weatherman]

This will warm you all up on a cold winter day. (Cubbie Julie posted this on Twitter, and for doing so, I support Julie.)

I'd rather not have any memory of Ryan Theriot.  Not after last year.  I can't even laugh at that.  Fuck that.  Not only did that fucker contribute in his own small measly retarded way to that abortion in October, but had Carlos Marmol not fucking let that shitstain slam a hanging slider into the corner to blow yet another fucking game for Carlos Zambrano in early June then NONE of this awfulness ever happens.  Not Atlanta, not Philadelphia, not Milwaukee and not Texas.

Fuck that muppet Theriot and his whole existence and fuck chubbyjulie.

THI

When they look at their World Series rings Theriot and Fontenot will feel bad about what we think of them.  Ex-Cub factor, indeed!  Now I am going to sob for about a half hour.

Damnit.  Stew's right.

Don't forget Korey!

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

This will warm you all up on a cold winter day. (Cubbie Julie posted this on Twitter, and for doing so, I support Julie.)

I'd rather not have any memory of Ryan Theriot.  Not after last year.  I can't even laugh at that.  Fuck that.  Not only did that fucker contribute in his own small measly retarded way to that abortion in October, but had Carlos Marmol not fucking let that shitstain slam a hanging slider into the corner to blow yet another fucking game for Carlos Zambrano in early June then NONE of this awfulness ever happens.  Not Atlanta, not Philadelphia, not Milwaukee and not Texas.

Fuck that muppet Theriot and his whole existence and fuck chubbyjulie.

THI

When they look at their World Series rings Theriot and Fontenot will feel bad about what we think of them.  Ex-Cub factor, indeed!  Now I am going to sob for about a half hour.

Damnit.  Stew's right.

Don't forget Korey!

Do players not on the playoff roster get rings?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

This will warm you all up on a cold winter day. (Cubbie Julie posted this on Twitter, and for doing so, I support Julie.)

I'd rather not have any memory of Ryan Theriot.  Not after last year.  I can't even laugh at that.  Fuck that.  Not only did that fucker contribute in his own small measly retarded way to that abortion in October, but had Carlos Marmol not fucking let that shitstain slam a hanging slider into the corner to blow yet another fucking game for Carlos Zambrano in early June then NONE of this awfulness ever happens.  Not Atlanta, not Philadelphia, not Milwaukee and not Texas.

Fuck that muppet Theriot and his whole existence and fuck chubbyjulie.

THI

When they look at their World Series rings Theriot and Fontenot will feel bad about what we think of them.  Ex-Cub factor, indeed!  Now I am going to sob for about a half hour.

Damnit.  Stew's right.

Don't forget Korey!

Do players not on the playoff roster get rings?

http://www.mlive.com/lansing-sports/index.ssf/2011/11/former_lansing_lugnut_corey_pa.html

Without much fanfare or recognition, former Lansing Lugnuts' outfielder Corey Patterson has earned a pair of prestigious honors in the past few months.

Patterson, a Lugnut in 1999, earned both a World Series ring and a berth in the Lansing Lugnuts Hall of Fame in 2011.

The 32-year-old left-handed batter is one of three former Lugnuts – along with Ryan Theriot (2002-03) and Marc Rzepczynski (2008) – to earn a World Series ring with the World Champion St. Louis Cardinals in 2011.

Patterson did not play in the post-season for St. Louis. He was left off the post-season roster after batting just .157 in 44 games for the Cardinals after being acquired from the Toronto Blue Jays on July 27.

Of course, as far as such honors go, Korey's election to the Lugnuts Hall of Fame pales in comparison to the $100 gift certificate to Outback that Eric received from the four letterers.

Meanwhile, this was apparently the best photo mlive.com could find of K Pat in a Cards uni...

[Canadouche]

This will warm you all up on a cold winter day. (Cubbie Julie posted this on Twitter, and for doing so, I support Julie.)

I'd rather not have any memory of Ryan Theriot.  Not after last year.  I can't even laugh at that.  Fuck that.  Not only did that fucker contribute in his own small measly retarded way to that abortion in October, but had Carlos Marmol not fucking let that shitstain slam a hanging slider into the corner to blow yet another fucking game for Carlos Zambrano in early June then NONE of this awfulness ever happens.  Not Atlanta, not Philadelphia, not Milwaukee and not Texas.

Fuck that muppet Theriot and his whole existence and fuck chubbyjulie.

THI

When they look at their World Series rings Theriot and Fontenot will feel bad about what we think of them.  Ex-Cub factor, indeed!  Now I am going to sob for about a half hour.

Damnit.  Stew's right.

Don't forget Korey!

Do players not on the playoff roster get rings?

Nomar got a ring from the Sox in 2004. To some extent the teams vote on it, but often a lot of guys in the front office (not just the GM) also get rings.  It's kind of watered down, so not surprising if Corey gets to wear some unearned bling. 

[Brownie]

This will warm you all up on a cold winter day. (Cubbie Julie posted this on Twitter, and for doing so, I support Julie.)

I'd rather not have any memory of Ryan Theriot.  Not after last year.  I can't even laugh at that.  Fuck that.  Not only did that fucker contribute in his own small measly retarded way to that abortion in October, but had Carlos Marmol not fucking let that shitstain slam a hanging slider into the corner to blow yet another fucking game for Carlos Zambrano in early June then NONE of this awfulness ever happens.  Not Atlanta, not Philadelphia, not Milwaukee and not Texas.

Fuck that muppet Theriot and his whole existence and fuck chubbyjulie.

THI

When they look at their World Series rings Theriot and Fontenot will feel bad about what we think of them.  Ex-Cub factor, indeed!  Now I am going to sob for about a half hour.

Damnit.  Stew's right.

Don't forget Korey!

Do players not on the playoff roster get rings?

Nomar got a ring from the Sox in 2004. To some extent the teams vote on it, but often a lot of guys in the front office (not just the GM) also get rings.  It's kind of watered down, so not surprising if Corey gets to wear some unearned bling. 

When does Marmol get his ring?

[Quality Start Machine]

This will warm you all up on a cold winter day. (Cubbie Julie posted this on Twitter, and for doing so, I support Julie.)

I'd rather not have any memory of Ryan Theriot.  Not after last year.  I can't even laugh at that.  Fuck that.  Not only did that fucker contribute in his own small measly retarded way to that abortion in October, but had Carlos Marmol not fucking let that shitstain slam a hanging slider into the corner to blow yet another fucking game for Carlos Zambrano in early June then NONE of this awfulness ever happens.  Not Atlanta, not Philadelphia, not Milwaukee and not Texas.

Fuck that muppet Theriot and his whole existence and fuck chubbyjulie.

THI

When they look at their World Series rings Theriot and Fontenot will feel bad about what we think of them.  Ex-Cub factor, indeed!  Now I am going to sob for about a half hour.

Damnit.  Stew's right.

Don't forget Korey!

Do players not on the playoff roster get rings?

Everyone gets rings. Players and front office. Scouts too.

[Canadouche]

This will warm you all up on a cold winter day. (Cubbie Julie posted this on Twitter, and for doing so, I support Julie.)

I'd rather not have any memory of Ryan Theriot.  Not after last year.  I can't even laugh at that.  Fuck that.  Not only did that fucker contribute in his own small measly retarded way to that abortion in October, but had Carlos Marmol not fucking let that shitstain slam a hanging slider into the corner to blow yet another fucking game for Carlos Zambrano in early June then NONE of this awfulness ever happens.  Not Atlanta, not Philadelphia, not Milwaukee and not Texas.

Fuck that muppet Theriot and his whole existence and fuck chubbyjulie.

THI

When they look at their World Series rings Theriot and Fontenot will feel bad about what we think of them.  Ex-Cub factor, indeed!  Now I am going to sob for about a half hour.

Damnit.  Stew's right.

Don't forget Korey!

Do players not on the playoff roster get rings?

Nomar got a ring from the Sox in 2004. To some extent the teams vote on it, but often a lot of guys in the front office (not just the GM) also get rings.  It's kind of watered down, so not surprising if Corey gets to wear some unearned bling. 

When does Marmol get his ring?

When plays for St. Louis.  Haven't you been paying attention?

[ChuckD]

This will warm you all up on a cold winter day. (Cubbie Julie posted this on Twitter, and for doing so, I support Julie.)

I'd rather not have any memory of Ryan Theriot.  Not after last year.  I can't even laugh at that.  Fuck that.  Not only did that fucker contribute in his own small measly retarded way to that abortion in October, but had Carlos Marmol not fucking let that shitstain slam a hanging slider into the corner to blow yet another fucking game for Carlos Zambrano in early June then NONE of this awfulness ever happens.  Not Atlanta, not Philadelphia, not Milwaukee and not Texas.

Fuck that muppet Theriot and his whole existence and fuck chubbyjulie.

THI

When they look at their World Series rings Theriot and Fontenot will feel bad about what we think of them.  Ex-Cub factor, indeed!  Now I am going to sob for about a half hour.

Damnit.  Stew's right.

Don't forget Korey!

Do players not on the playoff roster get rings?

Everyone gets rings. Players and front office. Scouts too.

Everyone?!?

Beer vendors? Scorekeepers? Receptionists? HOW DEEP DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

This will warm you all up on a cold winter day. (Cubbie Julie posted this on Twitter, and for doing so, I support Julie.)

I'd rather not have any memory of Ryan Theriot.  Not after last year.  I can't even laugh at that.  Fuck that.  Not only did that fucker contribute in his own small measly retarded way to that abortion in October, but had Carlos Marmol not fucking let that shitstain slam a hanging slider into the corner to blow yet another fucking game for Carlos Zambrano in early June then NONE of this awfulness ever happens.  Not Atlanta, not Philadelphia, not Milwaukee and not Texas.

Fuck that muppet Theriot and his whole existence and fuck chubbyjulie.

THI

When they look at their World Series rings Theriot and Fontenot will feel bad about what we think of them.  Ex-Cub factor, indeed!  Now I am going to sob for about a half hour.

Damnit.  Stew's right.

Don't forget Korey!

Do players not on the playoff roster get rings?

Everyone gets rings. Players and front office. Scouts too.

Everyone?!?

Beer vendors? Scorekeepers? Receptionists? HOW DEEP DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO?

The guys get rings. That's just the fucking way it is.

[Canadouche]

This will warm you all up on a cold winter day. (Cubbie Julie posted this on Twitter, and for doing so, I support Julie.)

I'd rather not have any memory of Ryan Theriot.  Not after last year.  I can't even laugh at that.  Fuck that.  Not only did that fucker contribute in his own small measly retarded way to that abortion in October, but had Carlos Marmol not fucking let that shitstain slam a hanging slider into the corner to blow yet another fucking game for Carlos Zambrano in early June then NONE of this awfulness ever happens.  Not Atlanta, not Philadelphia, not Milwaukee and not Texas.

Fuck that muppet Theriot and his whole existence and fuck chubbyjulie.

THI

When they look at their World Series rings Theriot and Fontenot will feel bad about what we think of them.  Ex-Cub factor, indeed!  Now I am going to sob for about a half hour.

Damnit.  Stew's right.

Don't forget Korey!

Do players not on the playoff roster get rings?

Everyone gets rings. Players and front office. Scouts too.

Everyone?!?

Beer vendors? Scorekeepers? Receptionists? HOW DEEP DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO?

Rings for everyone!  (Except bloggers - they really fucking hate bloggers)

[Quality Start Machine]

This will warm you all up on a cold winter day. (Cubbie Julie posted this on Twitter, and for doing so, I support Julie.)

I'd rather not have any memory of Ryan Theriot.  Not after last year.  I can't even laugh at that.  Fuck that.  Not only did that fucker contribute in his own small measly retarded way to that abortion in October, but had Carlos Marmol not fucking let that shitstain slam a hanging slider into the corner to blow yet another fucking game for Carlos Zambrano in early June then NONE of this awfulness ever happens.  Not Atlanta, not Philadelphia, not Milwaukee and not Texas.

Fuck that muppet Theriot and his whole existence and fuck chubbyjulie.

THI

When they look at their World Series rings Theriot and Fontenot will feel bad about what we think of them.  Ex-Cub factor, indeed!  Now I am going to sob for about a half hour.

Damnit.  Stew's right.

Don't forget Korey!

Do players not on the playoff roster get rings?

Everyone gets rings. Players and front office. Scouts too.

Everyone?!?

Beer vendors? Scorekeepers? Receptionists? HOW DEEP DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO?

No. Don't know. Yes.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

This will warm you all up on a cold winter day. (Cubbie Julie posted this on Twitter, and for doing so, I support Julie.)

I'd rather not have any memory of Ryan Theriot.  Not after last year.  I can't even laugh at that.  Fuck that.  Not only did that fucker contribute in his own small measly retarded way to that abortion in October, but had Carlos Marmol not fucking let that shitstain slam a hanging slider into the corner to blow yet another fucking game for Carlos Zambrano in early June then NONE of this awfulness ever happens.  Not Atlanta, not Philadelphia, not Milwaukee and not Texas.

Fuck that muppet Theriot and his whole existence and fuck chubbyjulie.

THI

When they look at their World Series rings Theriot and Fontenot will feel bad about what we think of them.  Ex-Cub factor, indeed!  Now I am going to sob for about a half hour.

Damnit.  Stew's right.

Don't forget Korey!

Do players not on the playoff roster get rings?

Everyone gets rings. Players and front office. Scouts too.

Everyone?!?

Beer vendors? Scorekeepers? Receptionists? HOW DEEP DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO?

No. Don't know. Yes.

You didn't answer the first (presumably) and last questions.

[Armchair_QB]

I hate seeing this cajun cumstain's name at the top of the board when I log in.

[Internet Apex]

This will warm you all up on a cold winter day. (Cubbie Julie posted this on Twitter, and for doing so, I support Julie.)

I'd rather not have any memory of Ryan Theriot.  Not after last year.  I can't even laugh at that.  Fuck that.  Not only did that fucker contribute in his own small measly retarded way to that abortion in October, but had Carlos Marmol not fucking let that shitstain slam a hanging slider into the corner to blow yet another fucking game for Carlos Zambrano in early June then NONE of this awfulness ever happens.  Not Atlanta, not Philadelphia, not Milwaukee and not Texas.

Fuck that muppet Theriot and his whole existence and fuck chubbyjulie.

THI

When they look at their World Series rings Theriot and Fontenot will feel bad about what we think of them.  Ex-Cub factor, indeed!  Now I am going to sob for about a half hour.

Damnit.  Stew's right.

Don't forget Korey!

Do players not on the playoff roster get rings?

Everyone gets rings. Players and front office. Scouts too.

Everyone?!?

Beer vendors? Scorekeepers? Receptionists? HOW DEEP DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO?

The guys get rings. That's just the fucking way it is.

Don't make a maniac outta me.

[Quality Start Machine]

This will warm you all up on a cold winter day. (Cubbie Julie posted this on Twitter, and for doing so, I support Julie.)

I'd rather not have any memory of Ryan Theriot.  Not after last year.  I can't even laugh at that.  Fuck that.  Not only did that fucker contribute in his own small measly retarded way to that abortion in October, but had Carlos Marmol not fucking let that shitstain slam a hanging slider into the corner to blow yet another fucking game for Carlos Zambrano in early June then NONE of this awfulness ever happens.  Not Atlanta, not Philadelphia, not Milwaukee and not Texas.

Fuck that muppet Theriot and his whole existence and fuck chubbyjulie.

THI

When they look at their World Series rings Theriot and Fontenot will feel bad about what we think of them.  Ex-Cub factor, indeed!  Now I am going to sob for about a half hour.

Damnit.  Stew's right.

Don't forget Korey!

Do players not on the playoff roster get rings?

Everyone gets rings. Players and front office. Scouts too.

Everyone?!?

Beer vendors? Scorekeepers? Receptionists? HOW DEEP DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO?

The guys get rings. That's just the fucking way it is.

Don't make a maniac outta me.

WHERE'S JOE???!!!??