When will Theriot get his first hit

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

This will warm you all up on a cold winter day. (Cubbie Julie posted this on Twitter, and for doing so, I support Julie.)

I'd rather not have any memory of Ryan Theriot.  Not after last year.  I can't even laugh at that.  Fuck that.  Not only did that fucker contribute in his own small measly retarded way to that abortion in October, but had Carlos Marmol not fucking let that shitstain slam a hanging slider into the corner to blow yet another fucking game for Carlos Zambrano in early June then NONE of this awfulness ever happens.  Not Atlanta, not Philadelphia, not Milwaukee and not Texas.

Fuck that muppet Theriot and his whole existence and fuck chubbyjulie.

THI

When they look at their World Series rings Theriot and Fontenot will feel bad about what we think of them.  Ex-Cub factor, indeed!  Now I am going to sob for about a half hour.

Damnit.  Stew's right.

Don't forget Korey!

Do players not on the playoff roster get rings?

Everyone gets rings. Players and front office. Scouts too.

Everyone?!?

Beer vendors? Scorekeepers? Receptionists? HOW DEEP DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO?

The guys get rings. That's just the fucking way it is.

Don't make a maniac outta me.

WHERE'S JOE???!!!??

Do you want me to go get a real manager?

Someone like Vinny fuckin' Falcone?  Someone who will sit and ride your asses until the situation improves?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I hate seeing this cajun cumstain's name at the top of the board when I log in.

In that case, excellent work.

[CBStew]

SAN FRANCISCO — The Giants have reached agreement on a $1.25 million, one-year contract with utility infielder Ryan Theriot to give them depth at shortstop and second base


Depth maybe.  Height, no.

[Kermit IV]

This will warm you all up on a cold winter day. (Cubbie Julie posted this on Twitter, and for doing so, I support Julie.)

I'd rather not have any memory of Ryan Theriot.  Not after last year.  I can't even laugh at that.  Fuck that.  Not only did that fucker contribute in his own small measly retarded way to that abortion in October, but had Carlos Marmol not fucking let that shitstain slam a hanging slider into the corner to blow yet another fucking game for Carlos Zambrano in early June then NONE of this awfulness ever happens.  Not Atlanta, not Philadelphia, not Milwaukee and not Texas.

Fuck that muppet Theriot and his whole existence and fuck chubbyjulie.

THI

When they look at their World Series rings Theriot and Fontenot will feel bad about what we think of them.  Ex-Cub factor, indeed!  Now I am going to sob for about a half hour.

Damnit.  Stew's right.

Don't forget Korey!

Do players not on the playoff roster get rings?

Everyone gets rings. Players and front office. Scouts too.

Everyone?!?

Beer vendors? Scorekeepers? Receptionists? HOW DEEP DOES THE RABBIT HOLE GO?

A know a guy who used to give the Fenway tours, and they gave him rings in 2004 and again in 2007.  I guess I could see the 2004 ring, since they were probably so excited they were giving them out to anyone.  But a second one?  For your fucking tour guides?  Maybe because it ended a 28-year-old's century of suffering?  I hate Boston.