Carlos Silva's Mami Endorsed SPLOOGE-A-THON* (Porque va a HAI)

[powen01]

For all you h8ers, H8Mobile bus drivers and occupants, keep drinking your f'ing Haterade...  I hope you drown in it.  Carlos Silva is here to drink the...  red Koolaid of all the non-believers... and then he's going to snack on those delicious chicken tenders, have some fries, indulge in some donuts, oh, and those jalapeno poppers look great too, don't mind if I do...  Wait?  I'm pitching in five minutes?  Dile a mi madre que me guarde los empanadas para comer despues del quinto inning, porque voy a tener hambre cuando los Rojos me martillan el culo.  Has anyone seen my other glove?  I think I just ate mine on accident.

Burp.

*We can probably update this to Splash-a-thon later tonight.

[MAD]

I'll pre-emptively splooge for Jaime Navarro, parte dos.  Remember that that fat fuck also had 1 good year as a young 'un before nearly eating himself out of the league, turning things around in time to contribute two nice solid seasons for the Cubs, earning him the last multi-year deal that Jerry Reinsdor would offer a free agent pitcher, from which he resumed eating his fat ass out of the league.  Go Carlos.

[SKO]

I'll pre-emptively splooge for Jaime Navarro, parte dos.  Remember that that fat fuck also had 1 good year as a young 'un before nearly eating himself out of the league, turning things around in time to contribute two nice solid seasons for the Cubs, earning him the last multi-year deal that Jerry Reinsdor would offer a free agent pitcher, from which he resumed eating his fat ass out of the league.  Go Carlos.

You say Jaime Navarro II, I'm betting it's something like Ruben Quevedo III (Ruben Quevedo II being Jerome Williams).

[BH]

Silva might win more games this year then our "ace".  Gonna have to see how this plays out.

[CT III]

I'll pre-emptively splooge for Jaime Navarro, parte dos.  Remember that that fat fuck also had 1 good year as a young 'un before nearly eating himself out of the league, turning things around in time to contribute two nice solid seasons for the Cubs, earning him the last multi-year deal that Jerry Reinsdor would offer a free agent pitcher, from which he resumed eating his fat ass out of the league.  Go Carlos.

You say Jaime Navarro II, I'm betting it's something like Ruben Quevedo III (Ruben Quevedo II being Jerome Williams).

I'll settle for Jimmy Anderson Jr.

[Internet Apex]

I'll pre-emptively splooge for Jaime Navarro, parte dos.  Remember that that fat fuck also had 1 good year as a young 'un before nearly eating himself out of the league, turning things around in time to contribute two nice solid seasons for the Cubs, earning him the last multi-year deal that Jerry Reinsdor would offer a free agent pitcher, from which he resumed eating his fat ass out of the league.  Go Carlos.

You say Jaime Navarro II, I'm betting it's something like Ruben Quevedo III (Ruben Quevedo II being Jerome Williams).

I'll settle for Jimmy Anderson Jr.

Should we send him a couple of tortas to his hotel if he gets a win tomorrow?

[powen01]

I'll pre-emptively splooge for Jaime Navarro, parte dos.  Remember that that fat fuck also had 1 good year as a young 'un before nearly eating himself out of the league, turning things around in time to contribute two nice solid seasons for the Cubs, earning him the last multi-year deal that Jerry Reinsdor would offer a free agent pitcher, from which he resumed eating his fat ass out of the league.  Go Carlos.

You say Jaime Navarro II, I'm betting it's something like Ruben Quevedo III (Ruben Quevedo II being Jerome Williams).

I'll settle for Jimmy Anderson Jr.

Should we send him a couple of tortas to his hotel if he gets a win tomorrow?

Sprinkled with hookers?

Si.

[MAD]

I'll pre-emptively splooge for Jaime Navarro, parte dos.  Remember that that fat fuck also had 1 good year as a young 'un before nearly eating himself out of the league, turning things around in time to contribute two nice solid seasons for the Cubs, earning him the last multi-year deal that Jerry Reinsdor would offer a free agent pitcher, from which he resumed eating his fat ass out of the league.  Go Carlos.

You say Jaime Navarro II, I'm betting it's something like Ruben Quevedo III (Ruben Quevedo II being Jerome Williams).

I'll settle for Jimmy Anderson Jr.

Should we send him a couple of tortas to his hotel if he gets a win tomorrow?

Sprinkled with hookers?

Si.

If what?

[CBStew]

Silva might win more games this year then our "ace".  Gonna have to see how this plays out.

The Cubs have a delusion about Zambrano.  If his outing Monday demonstrated that he was the team's number one, then we got big trouble.

[Internet Apex]

Silva might win more games this year then our "ace".  Gonna have to see how this plays out.

The Cubs have a delusion about Zambrano.  If his outing Monday demonstrated that he was the team's number one, then we got big trouble.

Kaplan?

[Chuck to Chuck]

Silva might win more games this year then our "ace".  Gonna have to see how this plays out.

The Cubs have a delusion about Zambrano.  If his outing Monday demonstrated that he was the team's number one, then we got big trouble.

Kaplan?

Kap wouldn't have used "if."

[Slaky]

Soooo...

[R-V]

My one observation from [BH] going to the game today [/BH]:

Holy funnel cakes is Carlos Silva a fat fuck. He makes Marlo Nbyrd look like that rohypnoled little girl from the Cubs ad campaign.