Ricketts Family Annoyance Thread

[CBStew]

Joe Ricketts sued for sexual harassment

Does this mean we aren't signing Prince Fielder?

Depends on how Joe's dick looks in the twitpics.

Not as good as a Chicago Bears "NIXON" license plate, I'd imagine.

I see the resemblance between Nixon's nose and a penis.  (forgive me.  I know not what I do.)

[Gilgamesh]

Joe Ricketts sued for sexual harassment

Does this mean we aren't signing Prince Fielder?

Depends on how Joe's dick looks in the twitpics.

Not as good as a Chicago Bears "NIXON" license plate, I'd imagine.

I see the resemblance between Nixon's nose and a penis.  (forgive me.  I know not what I do.)

I couldn't stay mad at you.

Nixon's penis, however...

[Saul Goodman]

If it means Tom will stop inviting himself onto the broadcasts, I'm pulling for these two women to win the Cubs in the suit.

[BH]

How about Riggleman to replace Quade?

[morpheus]

Joe Ricketts sued for sexual harassment

Does this mean we aren't signing Prince Fielder?

Depends on how Joe's dick looks in the twitpics.

Not as good as a Chicago Bears "NIXON" license plate, I'd imagine.

I see the resemblance between Nixon's nose and a penis.  (forgive me.  I know not what I do.)

I couldn't stay mad at you.

Nixon's penis, however...

So wait, are you, Gil, mad at Nixon's penis?  And if so, why?

[Gilgamesh]

Joe Ricketts sued for sexual harassment

Does this mean we aren't signing Prince Fielder?

Depends on how Joe's dick looks in the twitpics.

Not as good as a Chicago Bears "NIXON" license plate, I'd imagine.

I see the resemblance between Nixon's nose and a penis.  (forgive me.  I know not what I do.)

I couldn't stay mad at you.

Nixon's penis, however...

So wait, are you, Gil, mad at Nixon's penis?  And if so, why?

No, I mean...

I think I better stop.

[Bort]

Joe Ricketts sued for sexual harassment

Does this mean we aren't signing Prince Fielder?

Depends on how Joe's dick looks in the twitpics.

Not as good as a Chicago Bears "NIXON" license plate, I'd imagine.

I see the resemblance between Nixon's nose and a penis.  (forgive me.  I know not what I do.)

I couldn't stay mad at you.

Nixon's penis, however...

So wait, are you, Gil, mad at Nixon's penis?  And if so, why?

No, I mean...

I think I better stop.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Joe Ricketts sued for sexual harassment

Does this mean we aren't signing Prince Fielder?

Depends on how Joe's dick looks in the twitpics.

Not as good as a Chicago Bears "NIXON" license plate, I'd imagine.

I see the resemblance between Nixon's nose and a penis.  (forgive me.  I know not what I do.)

I couldn't stay mad at you.

Nixon's penis, however...

So wait, are you, Gil, mad at Nixon's penis?  And if so, why?

No, I mean...

I think I better stop.

Bar! What's the name of the man?

[CT III]

Joe Ricketts sued for sexual harassment

Does this mean we aren't signing Prince Fielder?

Depends on how Joe's dick looks in the twitpics.

Not as good as a Chicago Bears "NIXON" license plate, I'd imagine.

I see the resemblance between Nixon's nose and a penis.  (forgive me.  I know not what I do.)

I couldn't stay mad at you.

Nixon's penis, however...

So wait, are you, Gil, mad at Nixon's penis?  And if so, why?

No, I mean...

I think I better stop.

Bar! What's the name of the man?

I'm not getting involved, George.

[BH]

Rosenthal is a moran, since Hendry was fired last year, but sounds like Ricketts might be considering a change.

"Jim Hendry, Cubs: Speculation persists that owner Tom Ricketts might hire Hall of Fame inductee Pat Gillick as club president. In theory, Gillick could retain Hendry, and the two could work together to fix the club. But the entire idea seems far-fetched; Cubs fans want change, and both Hendry and manager Mike Quade seem likely to be replaced.

The real intrigue would begin once Ricketts began his search for a new GM.

White Sox assistant GM Rick Hahn is generally regarded as the game's leading GM candidate, but many in the industry believe that the Cubs' job also might draw interest from some of the game's top current GMs."

[CT III]

Rosenthal is a moran, since Hendry was fired last year, but sounds like Ricketts might be considering a change.

"Jim Hendry, Cubs: Speculation persists that owner Tom Ricketts might hire Hall of Fame inductee Pat Gillick as club president. In theory, Gillick could retain Hendry, and the two could work together to fix the club. But the entire idea seems far-fetched; Cubs fans want change, and both Hendry and manager Mike Quade seem likely to be replaced.
The real intrigue would begin once Ricketts began his search for a new GM.

White Sox assistant GM Rick Hahn is generally regarded as the game's leading GM candidate, but many in the industry believe that the Cubs' job also might draw interest from some of the game's top current GMs."

Intrepid Reader Internet Apex: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Slaky]

So some GMs who already have jobs as well as some who don't would be interested in an open position with the Cubs. How insightful.

[Saul Goodman]

Rosenthal is a moran, since Hendry was fired last year, but sounds like Ricketts might be considering a change.

"Jim Hendry, Cubs: Speculation persists that owner Tom Ricketts might hire Hall of Fame inductee Pat Gillick as club president. In theory, Gillick could retain Hendry, and the two could work together to fix the club. But the entire idea seems far-fetched; Cubs fans want change, and both Hendry and manager Mike Quade seem likely to be replaced.

The real intrigue would begin once Ricketts began his search for a new GM.

White Sox assistant GM Rick Hahn is generally regarded as the game's leading GM candidate, but many in the industry believe that the Cubs' job also might draw interest from some of the game's top current GMs."

If he does hire someone like that as team president, I really hope they let Gillick (or whomever) hire the manager. Ricketts choosing is the kind of intrigue I don't want to see. Crane Kenney and Al Yellon, your new co-managers! The "GET IT" Guys!

Don't worry, Pex. Quade will make a great addition to the Kyardnulls pre and postgame shows. Can't wait to hear the nicknames.

[Internet Apex]

Rosenthal is a moran, since Hendry was fired last year, but sounds like Ricketts might be considering a change.

"Jim Hendry, Cubs: Speculation persists that owner Tom Ricketts might hire Hall of Fame inductee Pat Gillick as club president. In theory, Gillick could retain Hendry, and the two could work together to fix the club. But the entire idea seems far-fetched; Cubs fans want change, and both Hendry and manager Mike Quade seem likely to be replaced.

The real intrigue would begin once Ricketts began his search for a new GM.

White Sox assistant GM Rick Hahn is generally regarded as the game's leading GM candidate, but many in the industry believe that the Cubs' job also might draw interest from some of the game's top current GMs."

If he does hire someone like that as team president, I really hope they let Gillick (or whomever) hire the manager. Ricketts choosing is the kind of intrigue I don't want to see. Crane Kenney and Al Yellon, your new co-managers! The "GET IT" Guys!

Don't worry, Pex. Quade will make a great addition to the Kyardnulls pre and postgame shows. Can't wait to hear the nicknames.

He'll be coaching somewhere.

[CT III]

http://deadspin.com/5824988/a-dejected-tom-ricketts-rides-the-train/gallery/1