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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Ricketts Family Annoyance Thread
« Reply #210 on: November 19, 2010, 12:00:59 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 19, 2010, 11:57:30 AM
I have a feeling we'll see some end-zone confusion in this game, either players or cameramen.  Should be fun.

Are you expecting defensive backs to think they're receivers because they're facing the wrong way?

Confused QBs throwing the ball backwards to befuddled running backs wondering where the linebackers went as they score 6 for the other team?
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Re: Ricketts Family Annoyance Thread
« Reply #211 on: November 19, 2010, 12:14:00 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on November 19, 2010, 12:00:59 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 19, 2010, 11:57:30 AM
I have a feeling we'll see some end-zone confusion in this game, either players or cameramen.  Should be fun.

Are you expecting defensive backs to think they're receivers because they're facing the wrong way?

Confused QBs throwing the ball backwards to befuddled running backs wondering where the linebackers went as they score 6 for the other team?

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Ricketts Family Annoyance Thread
« Reply #212 on: November 19, 2010, 12:23:10 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 19, 2010, 12:14:00 PM
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

If Gil's wrong, nothing happens! He goes to jail - peacefully, quietly. He'll enjoy it! But if he's right, and we can stop this thing... Lenny, you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters.
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Re: Ricketts Family Annoyance Thread
« Reply #213 on: November 19, 2010, 12:36:22 PM »
Now with Crane Kenney update.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/11/only-one-end-zone-to-be-used-at-wrigley-field-game.html

QuoteThe last-minute rules changes, however, caught the Cubs off guard.

"The Chicago Cubs are surprised by the Big Ten's last-minute statement regarding changes for tomorrow's Northwestern-Illinois football game at Wrigley Field," Cubs president Crane Kenney said in a statement. "Let there be no doubt: the safety of the student-athletes has been - and remains - the number one priority since the concept of this game was first discussed more than a year ago, and all parties have gone to complete lengths to ensure student-athlete safety for this contest. "

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Re: Ricketts Family Annoyance Thread
« Reply #214 on: November 19, 2010, 12:49:47 PM »
My outfield seats got significantly worse for scoring, so I'm hoping for some defense.

Also, it looks like one of the back corners of the West end zone is pretty close to the CBOE wall.  Wouldn't it be ironic (don't you think?) if someone got hurt by that wall?

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Re: Ricketts Family Annoyance Thread
« Reply #215 on: November 19, 2010, 12:55:03 PM »
Quote from: Indolent Reader on November 19, 2010, 12:49:47 PM
My outfield seats got significantly worse for scoring, so I'm hoping for some defense.

Also, it looks like one of the back corners of the West end zone is pretty close to the CBOE wall.  Wouldn't it be ironic (don't you think?) if someone got hurt by that wall?

Not on my watch.

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Re: Ricketts Family Annoyance Thread
« Reply #216 on: November 19, 2010, 01:32:01 PM »
Quote from: CT III on November 19, 2010, 12:55:03 PM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on November 19, 2010, 12:49:47 PM
My outfield seats got significantly worse for scoring, so I'm hoping for some defense.

Also, it looks like one of the back corners of the West end zone is pretty close to the CBOE wall.  Wouldn't it be ironic (don't you think?) if someone got hurt by that wall?

Not on my watch.

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Re: Ricketts Family Annoyance Thread
« Reply #217 on: November 19, 2010, 01:52:40 PM »
Quote from: Waco Kid on November 19, 2010, 12:36:22 PM
Now with Crane Kenney update.

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/11/only-one-end-zone-to-be-used-at-wrigley-field-game.html

QuoteThe last-minute rules changes, however, caught the Cubs off guard.

"The Chicago Cubs are surprised by the Big Ten's last-minute statement regarding changes for tomorrow's Northwestern-Illinois football game at Wrigley Field," Cubs president Crane Kenney said in a statement. "Let there be no doubt: the safety of the student-athletes has been - and remains - the number one priority since the concept of this game was first discussed more than a year ago, and all parties have gone to complete lengths to ensure student-athlete safety for this contest. "

No Cub fuck-up is complete without a word from Crane. I hear he planned to have a priest bless the right field wall in order to make it safer.
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Re: Ricketts Family Annoyance Thread
« Reply #218 on: November 19, 2010, 01:58:25 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 19, 2010, 01:32:01 PM
Quote from: CT III on November 19, 2010, 12:55:03 PM
Quote from: Indolent Reader on November 19, 2010, 12:49:47 PM
My outfield seats got significantly worse for scoring, so I'm hoping for some defense.

Also, it looks like one of the back corners of the West end zone is pretty close to the CBOE wall.  Wouldn't it be ironic (don't you think?) if someone got hurt by that wall?

Not on my watch.

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Iron-biter?

Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: Ricketts Family Annoyance Thread
« Reply #219 on: May 30, 2011, 04:06:10 PM »
Why doesn't Ricketts just put himself on the broadcasts permanently?
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Re: Ricketts Family Annoyance Thread
« Reply #220 on: May 30, 2011, 06:04:35 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 30, 2011, 04:06:10 PM
Why doesn't Ricketts just put himself on the broadcasts permanently?

Don't give him any ideas.
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Re: Ricketts Family Annoyance Thread
« Reply #221 on: May 30, 2011, 06:52:27 PM »
So today, TPex and I thought it would be nice to head out to the old ballpark for a Memorial Day Matinee. We didn't really move quickly enough on our morning to do list so we ended up deciding not to go. We watched the first inning on TV and decided to head down to The Darkhorse for a salad (once the least surprising something something) and a brew or two. As we walked down Sheffield during the third inning we watched some of the game through the glory hole and then walked another 20 paces when we were stopped by one of the Wrigley Ambassador dudes. In a very thick Baastin accent he asked us where we were headed. We told him and he asked if we'd like to go into the game. I said, yes. He pulled two RF bleacher tickets out of an envelope and escorted us right into the ballpark (we scored a free Santo shirt on the way) and all the way to our seats, then told us to enjoy the game.

Well, we tried but Rodrigo Lopez and Jeff Samardjiza wouldn't allow it. Nor would the dumbass suburbanites in queer shorts who spent zero seconds watching the game and about an hour yelling at Hunter Pence, who never once acknowledged their existence.

Anyway, that 20+ we spent on water, beer and brats could have gone to one of the local establishments. Instead the Cubs got that money. DAMN YOU RICKETTS!!!!!!

In all seriousness. That was a beautiful day at the ballpark and we both loved it. Credit where it's due for once.
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Re: Ricketts Family Annoyance Thread
« Reply #222 on: May 30, 2011, 07:08:42 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 30, 2011, 06:52:27 PM
So today, TPex and I thought it would be nice to head out to the old ballpark for a Memorial Day Matinee. We didn't really move quickly enough on our morning to do list so we ended up deciding not to go. We watched the first inning on TV and decided to head down to The Darkhorse for a salad (once the least surprising something something) and a brew or two. As we walked down Sheffield during the third inning we watched some of the game through the glory hole and then walked another 20 paces when we were stopped by one of the Wrigley Ambassador dudes. In a very thick Baastin accent he asked us where we were headed. We told him and he asked if we'd like to go into the game. I said, yes. He pulled two RF bleacher tickets out of an envelope and escorted us right into the ballpark (we scored a free Santo shirt on the way) and all the way to our seats, then told us to enjoy the game.

Well, we tried but Rodrigo Lopez and Jeff Samardjiza wouldn't allow it. Nor would the dumbass suburbanites in queer shorts who spent zero seconds watching the game and about an hour yelling at Hunter Pence, who never once acknowledged their existence.

Anyway, that 20+ we spent on water, beer and brats could have gone to one of the local establishments. Instead the Cubs got that money. DAMN YOU RICKETTS!!!!!!

In all seriousness. That was a beautiful day at the ballpark and we both loved it. Credit where it's due for once.

You sold your Ricketts-hating soul for two seats to a blowout.  For shame.  You hear that, Ricketts?  I CAN'T BE BOUGHT!!!!  Probably.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Ricketts Family Annoyance Thread
« Reply #223 on: May 30, 2011, 07:32:08 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 30, 2011, 07:08:42 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 30, 2011, 06:52:27 PM
So today, TPex and I thought it would be nice to head out to the old ballpark for a Memorial Day Matinee. We didn't really move quickly enough on our morning to do list so we ended up deciding not to go. We watched the first inning on TV and decided to head down to The Darkhorse for a salad (once the least surprising something something) and a brew or two. As we walked down Sheffield during the third inning we watched some of the game through the glory hole and then walked another 20 paces when we were stopped by one of the Wrigley Ambassador dudes. In a very thick Baastin accent he asked us where we were headed. We told him and he asked if we'd like to go into the game. I said, yes. He pulled two RF bleacher tickets out of an envelope and escorted us right into the ballpark (we scored a free Santo shirt on the way) and all the way to our seats, then told us to enjoy the game.

Well, we tried but Rodrigo Lopez and Jeff Samardjiza wouldn't allow it. Nor would the dumbass suburbanites in queer shorts who spent zero seconds watching the game and about an hour yelling at Hunter Pence, who never once acknowledged their existence.

Anyway, that 20+ we spent on water, beer and brats could have gone to one of the local establishments. Instead the Cubs got that money. DAMN YOU RICKETTS!!!!!!

In all seriousness. That was a beautiful day at the ballpark and we both loved it. Credit where it's due for once.

You sold your Ricketts-hating soul for two seats to a blowout.  For shame.  You hear that, Ricketts?  I CAN'T BE BOUGHT!!!!  Probably.

It's not just the tickets, man. We got t-shirts too.
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Re: Ricketts Family Annoyance Thread
« Reply #224 on: May 30, 2011, 07:36:17 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 30, 2011, 07:32:08 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on May 30, 2011, 07:08:42 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 30, 2011, 06:52:27 PM
So today, TPex and I thought it would be nice to head out to the old ballpark for a Memorial Day Matinee. We didn't really move quickly enough on our morning to do list so we ended up deciding not to go. We watched the first inning on TV and decided to head down to The Darkhorse for a salad (once the least surprising something something) and a brew or two. As we walked down Sheffield during the third inning we watched some of the game through the glory hole and then walked another 20 paces when we were stopped by one of the Wrigley Ambassador dudes. In a very thick Baastin accent he asked us where we were headed. We told him and he asked if we'd like to go into the game. I said, yes. He pulled two RF bleacher tickets out of an envelope and escorted us right into the ballpark (we scored a free Santo shirt on the way) and all the way to our seats, then told us to enjoy the game.

Well, we tried but Rodrigo Lopez and Jeff Samardjiza wouldn't allow it. Nor would the dumbass suburbanites in queer shorts who spent zero seconds watching the game and about an hour yelling at Hunter Pence, who never once acknowledged their existence.

Anyway, that 20+ we spent on water, beer and brats could have gone to one of the local establishments. Instead the Cubs got that money. DAMN YOU RICKETTS!!!!!!

In all seriousness. That was a beautiful day at the ballpark and we both loved it. Credit where it's due for once.

You sold your Ricketts-hating soul for two seats to a blowout.  For shame.  You hear that, Ricketts?  I CAN'T BE BOUGHT!!!!  Probably.

It's not just the tickets, man. We got t-shirts too.

That son of a bitch.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?