Ricketts Family Annoyance Thread

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I don't know anyone who's really upset about the mascot.

Rewind a couple pages.

This is just embarrassing.

The marketing twinkie that came up with this needs to be beaten into a coma.

It's because it sucks.

[Quality Start Machine]

I don't know anyone who's really upset about the mascot.

Rewind a couple pages.

This is just embarrassing.

The marketing twinkie that came up with this needs to be beaten into a coma.

It's because it sucks.

I don't really know those guys. I only met Stew once.

[Saul Goodman]

I don't know anyone who's really upset about the mascot.

Rewind a couple pages.

This is just embarrassing.

The marketing twinkie that came up with this needs to be beaten into a coma.

It's because it sucks.

Not sure how saying it sucks (which it does) and being "really upset" about it (which I'm not) are the same thing.  Just that it might be a reason why some people are upset, even though it's a mascot for kids.

[PenFoe]

I don't know anyone who's really upset about the mascot.

Rewind a couple pages.

This is just embarrassing.

The marketing twinkie that came up with this needs to be beaten into a coma.

It's because it sucks.

Not sure how saying it sucks (which it does) and being "really upset" about it (which I'm not) are the same thing.  Just that it might be a reason why some people are upset, even though it's a mascot for kids.

[Saul Goodman]

I don't know anyone who's really upset about the mascot.

Rewind a couple pages.

This is just embarrassing.

The marketing twinkie that came up with this needs to be beaten into a coma.

It's because it sucks.

Not sure how saying it sucks (which it does) and being "really upset" about it (which I'm not) are the same thing.  Just that it might be a reason why some people are upset, even though it's a mascot for kids.

hey how'd you get that picture of me

[Tony]

It's okay, everybody. Cardinals fan and Billy Cub enthusiast Will Leitch has helicoptered in from Georgia to tell us What This All Means.

I love Clark now.

Every Cubs fan I talked to had that same sense of sadness and embarrassment: Why did we do this?

I wish he'd asked me, because I don't give a flying fuck about Clark.  If I need anything to get sad or embarrassed about, my life is rich with opportunity without having to worry about the Cubs creating a mascot for kids.

I wonder if Leitch is sad and embarrassed about the pantless, baby-eating, Fredbird.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

It's okay, everybody. Cardinals fan and Billy Cub enthusiast Will Leitch has helicoptered in from Georgia to tell us What This All Means.

I love Clark now.

Every Cubs fan I talked to had that same sense of sadness and embarrassment: Why did we do this?

I wish he'd asked me, because I don't give a flying fuck about Clark.  If I need anything to get sad or embarrassed about, my life is rich with opportunity without having to worry about the Cubs creating a mascot for kids.

I wonder if Leitch is sad and embarrassed about the pantless, baby-eating, Fredbird.

If that's anyone other than Steve Allen, he's stealing Tommy Hawk's bit.

[CBStew]

 A couple of decades ago the Giants had a guy dressed as a Dungeness crab.  "Crazy Crab".  The fans here greeted him with hatred and derision.  One drunk finally beat him up.  Now the Giants have a mascot dressed as a sea lion.  He, or it, is named "Lou Seal".  Or "Lucille."  I am not sure which.  The A's have a guy in an elephant suit.  He is named "Stomper".  Before each game he is driven around the warning track in a golf cart.  Sometimes he parades around the second deck and fans throw peanuts at him.  

[Richard Chuggar]

A couple of decades ago the Giants had a guy dressed as a Dungeness crab.  "Crazy Crab".  The fans here greeted him with hatred and derision.  One drunk finally beat him up.  Now the Giants have a mascot dressed as a sea lion.  He, or it, is named "Lou Seal".  Or "Lucille."  I am not sure which.  The A's have a guy in an elephant suit.  He is named "Stomper".  Before each game he is driven around the warning track in a golf cart.  Sometimes he parades around the second deck and fans throw peanuts at him.  

[PenFoe]

A couple of decades ago the Giants had a guy dressed as a Dungeness crab.  "Crazy Crab".  The fans here greeted him with hatred and derision.  One drunk finally beat him up.  Now the Giants have a mascot dressed as a sea lion.  He, or it, is named "Lou Seal".  Or "Lucille."  I am not sure which.  The A's have a guy in an elephant suit.  He is named "Stomper".  Before each game he is driven around the warning track in a golf cart.  Sometimes he parades around the second deck and fans throw peanuts at him.  

It's Lou Seal.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

A couple of decades ago the Giants had a guy dressed as a Dungeness crab.  "Crazy Crab".  The fans here greeted him with hatred and derision.  One drunk finally beat him up.  Now the Giants have a mascot dressed as a sea lion.  He, or it, is named "Lou Seal".  Or "Lucille."  I am not sure which.  The A's have a guy in an elephant suit.  He is named "Stomper".  Before each game he is driven around the warning track in a golf cart.  Sometimes he parades around the second deck and fans throw peanuts at him.  

This is the only proper response.

[Brownie]

I admit it...

[Bort]

I admit it...

It's ok. We all have had to wear pleated slacks at some point in our lives.

[CT III]

It's ok. We all have had to wear pleated slacks at some point in our lives.

I'm wearing them right now.

[Tony]