Geovany Soto and Penfoe- A Modest Proposal

[Kermit IV]

Geovany Soto is hitting very well this season.

I'm particularly enjoying his patience at the plate.  He looks like he has a plan up there this year, unlike last year.

In his defense, his walk % improved slightly last year, and he had managed to work his way up to an .800 OPS when he went down with his second injury right before the All Star break. After that he couldn't hit his way out of a wet paper bag.

Why are you defending him to me?  I said I enjoy him.  Defend him to PenFoeces.

[SKO]

Geovany Soto is hitting very well this season.

I'm particularly enjoying his patience at the plate.  He looks like he has a plan up there this year, unlike last year.

In his defense, his walk % improved slightly last year, and he had managed to work his way up to an .800 OPS when he went down with his second injury right before the All Star break. After that he couldn't hit his way out of a wet paper bag.

Why are you defending him to me?  I said I enjoy him.  Defend him to PenFoeces.

I just blindly defend man-crushes of mine. To no one in particular, usually.

[Kermit IV]

Geovany Soto is hitting very well this season.

I'm particularly enjoying his patience at the plate.  He looks like he has a plan up there this year, unlike last year.

In his defense, his walk % improved slightly last year, and he had managed to work his way up to an .800 OPS when he went down with his second injury right before the All Star break. After that he couldn't hit his way out of a wet paper bag.

Why are you defending him to me?  I said I enjoy him.  Defend him to PenFoeces.

I just blindly defend man-crushes of mine. To no one in particular, usually.

In my defense, I just wanted to use "PenFoeces."

[SKO]

Geovany Soto is hitting very well this season.

I'm particularly enjoying his patience at the plate.  He looks like he has a plan up there this year, unlike last year.

In his defense, his walk % improved slightly last year, and he had managed to work his way up to an .800 OPS when he went down with his second injury right before the All Star break. After that he couldn't hit his way out of a wet paper bag.

Why are you defending him to me?  I said I enjoy him.  Defend him to PenFoeces.

I just blindly defend man-crushes of mine. To no one in particular, usually.

In my defense, I just wanted to use "PenFoeces."

I approve.

[Gilgamesh]

Geovany Soto is hitting very well this season.

I'm particularly enjoying his patience at the plate.  He looks like he has a plan up there this year, unlike last year.

In his defense, his walk % improved slightly last year, and he had managed to work his way up to an .800 OPS when he went down with his second injury right before the All Star break. After that he couldn't hit his way out of a wet paper bag.

Why are you defending him to me?  I said I enjoy him.  Defend him to PenFoeces.

I just blindly defend man-crushes of mine. To no one in particular, usually.

In my defense, I just wanted to use "PenFoeces."

Just keep it out of my toilet.

[Quality Start Machine]

Welcome to Fuck You Pen-sylvania.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

I can blame PenFoe for Lou taking the bat out of Soto's hands last night, right?

[Internet Apex]

I can blame PenFoe for Lou taking the bat out of Soto's hands last night, right?

I wanted to kill Pen at that moment.

[Powdered Toast Man]

I can blame PenFoe for Lou taking the bat out of Soto's hands last night, right?

In this thread, we blame PenisFoe for everything.  Duh.

[Bort]

Pre-emptive fuck you to PenFoe.

[Quality Start Machine]

Hey Pen...

Sit on a sharp stick.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

FYPF?

[Chuck to Chuck]

FYPF!!!!

(This is fun!)

[SKO]

Fuck you, Pen.

[Bort]

Fuck you, Pen.