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Re: Paul's Autobiography
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2010, 10:23:54 AM »
Quote"I would say it's sort of like Romeo and Juliet. Instead in this book, Juliet is a 400 pound marine mammal," he said.

Not sure why anyone would buy a book about a guy having a romance with a Packer fan who could swim, but so be it.
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Re: Paul's Autobiography
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2010, 10:36:00 AM »
Quote from: thehawk on April 20, 2010, 10:23:54 AM
Quote"I would say it's sort of like Romeo and Juliet. Instead in this book, Juliet is a 400 pound marine mammal," he said.

Not sure why anyone would buy a book about a guy having a romance with a Packer fan who could swim, but so be it.

I guess it takes all kinds.

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Re: Paul's Autobiography
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2010, 04:09:41 PM »
Quote from: Bort on April 20, 2010, 10:36:00 AM
Quote from: thehawk on April 20, 2010, 10:23:54 AM
Quote"I would say it's sort of like Romeo and Juliet. Instead in this book, Juliet is a 400 pound marine mammal," he said.

Not sure why anyone would buy a book about a guy having a romance with a Packer fan who could swim, but so be it.

I guess it takes all kinds.

[stares off into middle distance and strokes beard]

Did he carry a picture of her (him?) in his wallet? 
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Re: Paul's Autobiography
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2010, 01:24:32 PM »
I hope this is the first in a lengthy line of "Wet Goddess" novels.

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Re: Paul's Autobiography
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2010, 01:43:29 PM »
I admit to being an anti-dolphite.  This kind of miscegenation repells me.
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Re: Paul's Autobiography
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2010, 02:07:19 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on April 21, 2010, 01:43:29 PM
I admit to being an anti-dolphite.  This kind of miscegenation repells me.

Opposed to miscegenation? What are you, Thomas Jefferson now?
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Re: Paul's Autobiography
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2013, 10:30:23 AM »
The New Yorker on Søren Kierkegaard's 200th birthday.

Quote"People understand me so little that they do not even understand when I complain of being misunderstood," Kierkegaard wrote in his journal.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: Paul's Autobiography
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2013, 10:41:32 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 21, 2013, 10:30:23 AM
The New Yorker on Søren Kierkegaard's 200th birthday.

Quote"People understand me so little that they do not even understand when I complain of being misunderstood," Kierkegaard wrote in his journal.

Fuck this guy