Lilly Rotation; Zambrano Bullpen

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

In Halladay World do they still go with a four-man rotation? Because that would be pretty hard on those four Halladay's. Maybe Jamie Moyer can take every fifth start in Halladay World to save the four Halladay's arms for the postseason.

That would leave only 35 Theriots on the roster.

With four Halladays and Jamie Moyer, 35 Theriots is fairly ample.

134 wins, 35 big white hearts, can't lose.

[Internet Apex]

In Halladay World do they still go with a four-man rotation? Because that would be pretty hard on those four Halladay's. Maybe Jamie Moyer can take every fifth start in Halladay World to save the four Halladay's arms for the postseason.

That would leave only 35 Theriots on the roster.

With four Halladays and Jamie Moyer, 35 Theriots is fairly ample.

134 wins, 35 big white hearts, can't lose.

Why are you understating the heart of Moyer and the four Halladays? Not big and white enough for you eh? You wouldn't last long in Halladay World, I can tell.

And if someone can manage to Kurt Evans this (shirtless) team photo... well... That'd be funny.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Fucking BBTN...

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=5124139

[fiveouts]

 

Fucking BBTN...

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=5124139

Leave it to John Kruk to bring the stupid.

[Slaky]

Fucking BBTN...

http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=5124139

Leave it to John Kruk to bring the stupid.

Did he call Marmol "Mole Mole"?

[Yeti]

Just figured it out fuckers.. Z may be in the pen, but we're missing the BIG PICTURE. Clearly, Lou is just going to have Marmol pitch the first inning, Marshall pitch the 2nd and 3rd... Then, Z will come in and close the bitch out in the 4th-9th. He will be in WHEN IT MATTERS..

Consider those dots just fucking connected.

[Bort]

Just figured it out fuckers.. Z may be in the pen, but we're missing the BIG PICTURE. Clearly, Lou is just going to have Marmol pitch the first inning, Marshall pitch the 2nd and 3rd... Then, Z will come in and close the bitch out in the 4th-9th. He will be in WHEN IT MATTERS..

Consider those dots just fucking connected.

Finally. A sensible voice among the clamorous din of Kruks and CFiHPs.

[Waco Kid]

Just figured it out fuckers.. Z may be in the pen, but we're missing the BIG PICTURE. Clearly, Lou is just going to have Marmol pitch the first inning, Marshall pitch the 2nd and 3rd... Then, Z will come in and close the bitch out in the 4th-9th. He will be in WHEN IT MATTERS..

Consider those dots just fucking connected.

Pure genius. Nice.

[ChuckD]

Just figured it out fuckers.. Z may be in the pen, but we're missing the BIG PICTURE. Clearly, Lou is just going to have Marmol pitch the first inning, Marshall pitch the 2nd and 3rd... Then, Z will come in and close the bitch out in the 4th-9th. He will be in WHEN IT MATTERS..

Consider those dots just fucking connected.

IT'S GONNA HAI

[Bort]

Just figured it out fuckers.. Z may be in the pen, but we're missing the BIG PICTURE. Clearly, Lou is just going to have Marmol pitch the first inning, Marshall pitch the 2nd and 3rd... Then, Z will come in and close the bitch out in the 4th-9th. He will be in WHEN IT MATTERS..

Consider those dots just fucking connected.

IT'S GONNA HAI

This is worse than Rule 34.

[fiveouts]

Freakanomics already beat Lou to it.

[BH]

Cheap Bullpen option.

Royals released RHP Juan Cruz.

Because he was simply killing the team with his 3.38 ERA. Wait! What? 3.38 ERA? Yeah, the Royals are giving up on Cruz after just 5 1/3 innings, even though he was dragging down the team's ERA as a whole. In their defense, he had given up nine hits and four walks, leaving him with a 2.44 WHIP. However, he had also struck out seven. Cruz is still throwing 92-95 mph, and while that's down from a couple of years ago, he hardly seems hopeless. We imagine there will be upwards of 20 teams interested in him now that he can be had for the minimum.

[Internet Apex]

Cheap Bullpen option.

Royals released RHP Juan Cruz.

Because he was simply killing the team with his 3.38 ERA. Wait! What? 3.38 ERA? Yeah, the Royals are giving up on Cruz after just 5 1/3 innings, even though he was dragging down the team's ERA as a whole. In their defense, he had given up nine hits and four walks, leaving him with a 2.44 WHIP. However, he had also struck out seven. Cruz is still throwing 92-95 mph, and while that's down from a couple of years ago, he hardly seems hopeless. We imagine there will be upwards of 20 teams interested in him now that he can be had for the minimum.

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[Canadouche]

Cheap Bullpen option.

Royals released RHP Juan Cruz.

Because he was simply killing the team with his 3.38 ERA. Wait! What? 3.38 ERA? Yeah, the Royals are giving up on Cruz after just 5 1/3 innings, even though he was dragging down the team's ERA as a whole. In their defense, he had given up nine hits and four walks, leaving him with a 2.44 WHIP. However, he had also struck out seven. Cruz is still throwing 92-95 mph, and while that's down from a couple of years ago, he hardly seems hopeless. We imagine there will be upwards of 20 teams interested in him now that he can be had for the minimum.

His small frame but good pitch speed reminds me of a young Pedro Martinez.

/2002'd

[Armchair_QB]

Cheap Bullpen option.

Royals released RHP Juan Cruz.

Because he was simply killing the team with his 3.38 ERA. Wait! What? 3.38 ERA? Yeah, the Royals are giving up on Cruz after just 5 1/3 innings, even though he was dragging down the team's ERA as a whole. In their defense, he had given up nine hits and four walks, leaving him with a 2.44 WHIP. However, he had also struck out seven. Cruz is still throwing 92-95 mph, and while that's down from a couple of years ago, he hardly seems hopeless. We imagine there will be upwards of 20 teams interested in him now that he can be had for the minimum.

His small frame but good pitch speed reminds me of a young Pedro Martinez.

/2002'd

Call KC and offer them Vitters for Farnsworth. It's time to cut bait with that kid. /al