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[MAD]

Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

[Internet Apex]

Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

I'll take comfort in it when Hendry joins his old pal's organization and commences to drink himself to death while scouting the bus leagues.

Maybe that was a little strong.

[MAD]

Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

I'll take comfort in it when Hendry joins his old pal's organization and commences to drink himself to death while scouting the bus leagues.

Maybe that was a little strong.

Or at least take down the fucking "Jim Hendry Way" sign at the corner of Northwest Highway and Touhy Avenue in downtown Park Ridge. 

[Oleg]

Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

I'll take comfort in it when Hendry joins his old pal's organization and commences to drink himself to death while scouting the bus leagues.

Maybe that was a little strong.

Or at least take down the fucking "Jim Hendry Way" sign at the corner of Northwest Highway and Touhy Avenue in downtown Park Ridge. 

A what?  Are you fucking kidding?  By Pickwick?

[MAD]

Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

I'll take comfort in it when Hendry joins his old pal's organization and commences to drink himself to death while scouting the bus leagues.

Maybe that was a little strong.

Or at least take down the fucking "Jim Hendry Way" sign at the corner of Northwest Highway and Touhy Avenue in downtown Park Ridge. 

A what?  Are you fucking kidding?  By Pickwick?

It's brown, not green, but still...

[morpheus]

Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

I'll take comfort in it when Hendry joins his old pal's organization and commences to drink himself to death while scouting the bus leagues.

Maybe that was a little strong.

Or at least take down the fucking "Jim Hendry Way" sign at the corner of Northwest Highway and Touhy Avenue in downtown Park Ridge. 

A what?  Are you fucking kidding?  By Pickwick?

It's brown, not green, but still...

I passed by that sign the other day when trying to avoid crap traffic on 294 by taking local roads.  I thought for sure I had hallucinated it.

[BH]

Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

I'll take comfort in it when Hendry joins his old pal's organization and commences to drink himself to death while scouting the bus leagues.

Maybe that was a little strong.

Or at least take down the fucking "Jim Hendry Way" sign at the corner of Northwest Highway and Touhy Avenue in downtown Park Ridge. 

A what?  Are you fucking kidding?  By Pickwick?

It's brown, not green, but still...

I passed by that sign the other day when trying to avoid crap traffic on 294 by taking local roads.  I thought for sure I had hallucinated it.

This is Rudy Jaramillo's team.

[Ivy6]

Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

I'll take comfort in it when Hendry joins his old pal's organization and commences to drink himself to death while scouting the bus leagues.

Maybe that was a little strong.

Or at least take down the fucking "Jim Hendry Way" sign at the corner of Northwest Highway and Touhy Avenue in downtown Park Ridge. 

I pass that fucking thing every goddamn day on my way in to the office.  I pass the one on NW Highway and Oakton, are there really two of these up in the city?  I know he lives here, but fuck...

BTW- i am loving all the suburb love on the board today.  I feel less lame for going to TGI Fridays last night.

[PenPho]

Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

I'll take comfort in it when Hendry joins his old pal's organization and commences to drink himself to death while scouting the bus leagues.

Maybe that was a little strong.

Or at least take down the fucking "Jim Hendry Way" sign at the corner of Northwest Highway and Touhy Avenue in downtown Park Ridge. 

I pass that fucking thing every goddamn day on my way in to the office.  I pass the one on NW Highway and Oakton, are there really two of these up in the city?  I know he lives here, but fuck...

BTW- i am loving all the suburb love on the board today.  I feel less lame for going to TGI Fridays last night.

Did you double-date with CT? He's there most weekends, when he's not at the Olive Garden.

[CT III]

Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

I'll take comfort in it when Hendry joins his old pal's organization and commences to drink himself to death while scouting the bus leagues.

Maybe that was a little strong.

Or at least take down the fucking "Jim Hendry Way" sign at the corner of Northwest Highway and Touhy Avenue in downtown Park Ridge. 

I pass that fucking thing every goddamn day on my way in to the office.  I pass the one on NW Highway and Oakton, are there really two of these up in the city?  I know he lives here, but fuck...

BTW- i am loving all the suburb love on the board today.  I feel less lame for going to TGI Fridays last night.

Did you double-date with CT? He's there most weekends, when he's not at the Olive Garden.

We can't all be urban sophisticates like Pen.  I wish I lived next to a strip mall with a Carl's Jr in it.

At least he can always follow that Big Red Star home.

[Kermit IV]

Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

I'll take comfort in it when Hendry joins his old pal's organization and commences to drink himself to death while scouting the bus leagues.

Maybe that was a little strong.

Or at least take down the fucking "Jim Hendry Way" sign at the corner of Northwest Highway and Touhy Avenue in downtown Park Ridge. 

I pass that fucking thing every goddamn day on my way in to the office.  I pass the one on NW Highway and Oakton, are there really two of these up in the city?  I know he lives here, but fuck...

BTW- i am loving all the suburb love on the board today.  I feel less lame for going to TGI Fridays last night.

Did you double-date with CT? He's there most weekends, when he's not at the Olive Garden.

I seriously went on a double date to T.G.I.Friday's on Sunday night.  And I used a coupon.

[SKO]

Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

I'll take comfort in it when Hendry joins his old pal's organization and commences to drink himself to death while scouting the bus leagues.

Maybe that was a little strong.

Or at least take down the fucking "Jim Hendry Way" sign at the corner of Northwest Highway and Touhy Avenue in downtown Park Ridge. 

I pass that fucking thing every goddamn day on my way in to the office.  I pass the one on NW Highway and Oakton, are there really two of these up in the city?  I know he lives here, but fuck...

BTW- i am loving all the suburb love on the board today.  I feel less lame for going to TGI Fridays last night.

Did you double-date with CT? He's there most weekends, when he's not at the Olive Garden.

I seriously went on a double date to T.G.I.Friday's on Sunday night.  And I used a coupon.

Did you have the potato skins?

[Kermit IV]

Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

I'll take comfort in it when Hendry joins his old pal's organization and commences to drink himself to death while scouting the bus leagues.

Maybe that was a little strong.

Or at least take down the fucking "Jim Hendry Way" sign at the corner of Northwest Highway and Touhy Avenue in downtown Park Ridge. 

I pass that fucking thing every goddamn day on my way in to the office.  I pass the one on NW Highway and Oakton, are there really two of these up in the city?  I know he lives here, but fuck...

BTW- i am loving all the suburb love on the board today.  I feel less lame for going to TGI Fridays last night.

Did you double-date with CT? He's there most weekends, when he's not at the Olive Garden.

I seriously went on a double date to T.G.I.Friday's on Sunday night.  And I used a coupon.

Did you have the potato skins?

No, but a sampler was shared by all parties.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

I'll take comfort in it when Hendry joins his old pal's organization and commences to drink himself to death while scouting the bus leagues.

Maybe that was a little strong.

Or at least take down the fucking "Jim Hendry Way" sign at the corner of Northwest Highway and Touhy Avenue in downtown Park Ridge. 

I pass that fucking thing every goddamn day on my way in to the office.  I pass the one on NW Highway and Oakton, are there really two of these up in the city?  I know he lives here, but fuck...

BTW- i am loving all the suburb love on the board today.  I feel less lame for going to TGI Fridays last night.

Did you double-date with CT? He's there most weekends, when he's not at the Olive Garden.

I seriously went on a double date to T.G.I.Friday's on Sunday night.  And I used a coupon.

Did you have the potato skins?

No, but a sampler was shared by all parties.

Kerm is becoming a swinger.

[Richard Chuggar]

Andy MacPhail's Baltiore Orioles currently sport the worst record in baseball (12-27)

Where have we seen this before?  I recall one time during the 0-14 losing streak in '97 and he coincidentally had a prearranged public/press outing and had to extemporaneously answer for his PANKness which was, as a result, more bloodlustily satisfying.  Anyway, the Cubs suck,  I'll take comfort in this.  It's all I have right now.

I'll take comfort in it when Hendry joins his old pal's organization and commences to drink himself to death while scouting the bus leagues.

Maybe that was a little strong.

Or at least take down the fucking "Jim Hendry Way" sign at the corner of Northwest Highway and Touhy Avenue in downtown Park Ridge. 

I pass that fucking thing every goddamn day on my way in to the office.  I pass the one on NW Highway and Oakton, are there really two of these up in the city?  I know he lives here, but fuck...

BTW- i am loving all the suburb love on the board today.  I feel less lame for going to TGI Fridays last night.

Did you double-date with CT? He's there most weekends, when he's not at the Olive Garden.

I seriously went on a double date to T.G.I.Friday's on Sunday night.  And I used a coupon.

That's the worst story I've ever heard in my life.  And I've heard like 4 of Pen's stories.