2010 WORLD CUP - SOCCER IS GHEY.

[MAD]

Also, I had no idea that Slovania and Slovakia are actually different countries.  Who knew?

Sober people. Who own maps.

Clearly, I'm neither.

I already knew you didn't know that. Because when I told you I was half Slovenian, you told me Marian Hossa was from Solvenia and I had a raging Hossaboner until I got on the interwebs and realized you were half bright.

I thought you said, "Slovakian."  Jebus, dude, Slovenia wasn't even in the hockey thing in Vancouver.  Are you sure you're black?

You just said you didn't know there was a... nevermind.

If morpheus was on his game, we'd have a P-Shop involving Abbot & Costello by now.

[Bort]

Also, I had no idea that Slovania and Slovakia are actually different countries.  Who knew?

Sober people. Who own maps.

Clearly, I'm neither.

I already knew you didn't know that. Because when I told you I was half Slovenian, you told me Marian Hossa was from Solvenia and I had a raging Hossaboner until I got on the interwebs and realized you were half bright.

I thought you said, "Slovakian."  Jebus, dude, Slovenia wasn't even in the hockey thing in Vancouver.  Are you sure you're black?

You just said you didn't know there was a... nevermind.

If morpheus was on his game, we'd have a P-Shop involving Abbot & Costello by now.

And then we would see it 40 times a day for the next 2 years.

[Richard Chuggar]

Also, I had no idea that Slovania and Slovakia are actually different countries.  Who knew?

Sober people. Who own maps.

Clearly, I'm neither.

I already knew you didn't know that. Because when I told you I was half Slovenian, you told me Marian Hossa was from Solvenia and I had a raging Hossaboner until I got on the interwebs and realized you were half bright.

I thought you said, "Slovakian."  Jebus, dude, Slovenia wasn't even in the hockey thing in Vancouver.  Are you sure you're black?

You just said you didn't know there was a... nevermind.

If morpheus was on his game, we'd have a P-Shop involving Abbot & Costello by now.

And then we would see it 40 times a day for the next 2 years.

And 15 times on Saturday night, each time followed by a giggle and "did you see that?"

[Canadouche]

Soccer blows.

I'm of the same sentiment, but I figure I'll let these soccer hooligans have their time. I think it's a horrible spectator sport. Kurt's description of it being a party in the stands makes me think of the bleachers at Wrigley. So a bunch of soccer hooligan chads drinking their time away? Yay?

That said, I think it's a blast to actually play. I've subbed for a few people's indoor soccer teams when they needed help. It was a great time. Playing soccer is infinitely better than watching it.

Also, if I had one way to "fix" soccer for me, it would be to make the field smaller. It seems like there's too many breaks in the action. I would think with a smaller field, you'll get some more excitement going. But that's coming from someone who watches very little of the sport.

It's not at all like the bleachers.  They drink a lot but they are totally focused on two things -- the game on the field, and their raging hatred of the Jews. 

...okay, maybe it's more like the bleachers than I've led you to believe.

Have you ever been to any games against Tottenham Hotspurs?  Yikes.

Okay, you just went over my Soccer Geek level.

I saw the World Cup four years ago, read Fever Pitch, and watched a movie about the skinhead Chads who follow the game.  The fuck are you talking about, dude?

[Canadouche]

Soccer blows.

I'm of the same sentiment, but I figure I'll let these soccer hooligans have their time. I think it's a horrible spectator sport. Kurt's description of it being a party in the stands makes me think of the bleachers at Wrigley. So a bunch of soccer hooligan chads drinking their time away? Yay?

That said, I think it's a blast to actually play. I've subbed for a few people's indoor soccer teams when they needed help. It was a great time. Playing soccer is infinitely better than watching it.

Also, if I had one way to "fix" soccer for me, it would be to make the field smaller. It seems like there's too many breaks in the action. I would think with a smaller field, you'll get some more excitement going. But that's coming from someone who watches very little of the sport.

It's not at all like the bleachers.  They drink a lot but they are totally focused on two things -- the game on the field, and their raging hatred of the Jews.  

...okay, maybe it's more like the bleachers than I've led you to believe.

You can go ahead and add this post to the list of things you've done that don't suck:

1. Scarlos photoshop.
2. This post.

The Scarlos photoshop was a total hack job.  I poured my soul into the Lobster Orc; why must you refuse to bare witness to its glory?

[powen01]

Soccer blows.

I'm of the same sentiment, but I figure I'll let these soccer hooligans have their time. I think it's a horrible spectator sport. Kurt's description of it being a party in the stands makes me think of the bleachers at Wrigley. So a bunch of soccer hooligan chads drinking their time away? Yay?

That said, I think it's a blast to actually play. I've subbed for a few people's indoor soccer teams when they needed help. It was a great time. Playing soccer is infinitely better than watching it.

Also, if I had one way to "fix" soccer for me, it would be to make the field smaller. It seems like there's too many breaks in the action. I would think with a smaller field, you'll get some more excitement going. But that's coming from someone who watches very little of the sport.

It's not at all like the bleachers.  They drink a lot but they are totally focused on two things -- the game on the field, and their raging hatred of the Jews. 

...okay, maybe it's more like the bleachers than I've led you to believe.

Have you ever been to any games against Tottenham Hotspurs?  Yikes.

Okay, you just went over my Soccer Geek level.

I saw the World Cup four years ago, read Fever Pitch, and watched a movie about the skinhead Chads who follow the game.  The fuck are you talking about, dude?

Spurs have a large number of Jewish fans.  Nationalist thugs following other teams get fairly nasty when Spurs come over for some footy, tea and sig-heils.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Soccer blows.

I'm of the same sentiment, but I figure I'll let these soccer hooligans have their time. I think it's a horrible spectator sport. Kurt's description of it being a party in the stands makes me think of the bleachers at Wrigley. So a bunch of soccer hooligan chads drinking their time away? Yay?

That said, I think it's a blast to actually play. I've subbed for a few people's indoor soccer teams when they needed help. It was a great time. Playing soccer is infinitely better than watching it.

Also, if I had one way to "fix" soccer for me, it would be to make the field smaller. It seems like there's too many breaks in the action. I would think with a smaller field, you'll get some more excitement going. But that's coming from someone who watches very little of the sport.

It's not at all like the bleachers.  They drink a lot but they are totally focused on two things -- the game on the field, and their raging hatred of the Jews. 

...okay, maybe it's more like the bleachers than I've led you to believe.

Have you ever been to any games against Tottenham Hotspurs?  Yikes.

Okay, you just went over my Soccer Geek level.

I saw the World Cup four years ago, read Fever Pitch, and watched a movie about the skinhead Chads who follow the game.  The fuck are you talking about, dude?

Tottenham fans, Jew and Gentile alike, refer to themselves affectionately as "Yids."

[Slaky]

[Saul Goodman]

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children.

[powen01]

I plan on stabbing a Brit today. Lookthefuckout.

What are everyone's viewing plans?  Hitting a local Irish bar with a few hundred people.

[CT III]

I plan on stabbing a Brit today. Lookthefuckout.

What are everyone's viewing plans?  Hitting a local Irish bar with a few hundred people.

Heading over a local bar with my neighbor and few others.  Mostly just to piss off SKO.

[SKO]

I plan on stabbing a Brit today. Lookthefuckout.

What are everyone's viewing plans?  Hitting a local Irish bar with a few hundred people.

Heading over a local bar with my neighbor and few others.  Mostly just to piss off SKO.

Mission accomplished, asshole.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I plan on stabbing a Brit today. Lookthefuckout.

What are everyone's viewing plans?  Hitting a local Irish bar with a few hundred people.

Heading over a local bar with my neighbor and few others.  Mostly just to piss off SKO.

Mission accomplished, asshole.

http://mediamatters.org/research/201006110040

[Yeti]

I'm going to Tivo it... And then end up probably not watching it. Friend of mine said he watched a game, I believe last night, that there were no goals score in it... How can that be exciting? And this is not like one in a million occurrence.

[CT III]

I plan on stabbing a Brit today. Lookthefuckout.

What are everyone's viewing plans?  Hitting a local Irish bar with a few hundred people.

Heading over a local bar with my neighbor and few others.  Mostly just to piss off SKO.

Mission accomplished, asshole.

You see, I'm enjoying this already.