2010 WORLD CUP - SOCCER IS GHEY.

[SKO]

ORANJE

Now you just need Spain to advance so they and the Orange can finally settle all of the lingering hatred and bitterness from the Eighty Years' War.

[Yeti]

ORANJE

Now you just need Spain to advance so they and the Orange can finally settle all of the lingering hatred and bitterness from the Eighty Years' War.

The Dutch have no beef with Germany?

[CT III]

ORANJE

Now you just need Spain to advance so they and the Orange can finally settle all of the lingering hatred and bitterness from the Eighty Years' War.

The Dutch have no beef with Germany?

That's why pencils have erasers.

[SKO]

ORANJE

Now you just need Spain to advance so they and the Orange can finally settle all of the lingering hatred and bitterness from the Eighty Years' War.

The Dutch have no beef with Germany?

That's old news, man. Germany's totally cool now. They've got a woman president, or something.

[Yeti]

ORANJE

Now you just need Spain to advance so they and the Orange can finally settle all of the lingering hatred and bitterness from the Eighty Years' War.

The Dutch have no beef with Germany?

That's old news, man. Germany's totally cool now. They've got a woman president, or something.

Why are you changing what CT says?

[Bort]

ORANJE

Now you just need Spain to advance so they and the Orange can finally settle all of the lingering hatred and bitterness from the Eighty Years' War.

The Dutch have no beef with Germany?

That's old news, man. Germany's totally cool now. They've got a woman president, or something.

I like underage girls.

Wait...what?

[Yeti]

ORANJE

Now you just need Spain to advance so they and the Orange can finally settle all of the lingering hatred and bitterness from the Eighty Years' War.

The Dutch have no beef with Germany?

That's old news, man. Germany's totally cool now. They've got a woman president, or something.

I like underage girls.

Wait...what?

Fuck

[Tonker]

ORANJE

Now you just need Spain to advance so they and the Orange can finally settle all of the lingering hatred and bitterness from the Eighty Years' War.

The Dutch have no beef with Germany?

That's old news, man. Germany's totally cool now. They've got a woman president, or something.

I like underage girls.

Wait...what?

It's true.  You'd better call the police.  Save me from myself!

Well, okay, Yeti.  If you're sure...

[Brownie]

If Germany wins, won't Tonker have to drop his Orange bit for domestic tranquility's sake?

[Tonker]

If Germany wins, won't Tonker have to drop his Orange bit for domestic tranquility's sake?

Nah.

(Yes)

[J. Walter Weatherman]

If Germany wins, won't Tonker have to drop his Orange bit for domestic tranquility's sake?

If "dropping his orange bit" isn't somehow another way of saying "getting his leg over" then there is no Limey God.

[Quality Start Machine]

If Germany wins, won't Tonker have to drop his Orange bit for domestic tranquility's sake?

If "dropping his orange bit" isn't somehow another way of saying "getting his leg over" then there is no Limey God.

If it wasn't, it is now.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

http://goal.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/07/06/octopus-picks-spain-german-fans-despair/

Superstitious German soccer fans were dealt a blow on Tuesday when an octopus named Paul, who has a reputation as a soothsayer, seemed to advise against betting on the national team in Wednesday's World Cup semi-final.

Paul's handlers claim that he has correctly predicted the outcome of each of Germany's five World Cup matches this year, so when he decided not to eat a mussel in a box decorated with the German flag after it was lowered into his tank this morning, the nation took note. With news crews from around the world recording his every move, Paul instead lowered a tentacle into a box bearing the flag of Germany's opponent in Wednesday's match, Spain.

(I think they should have let Paul pick the winner with his massive cephalopod dick.)

[Tonker]

Stupid fucking octopus.

[CBStew]

Stupid fucking octopus.

Did we know that he was an octopus (not that there is anything wrong with that) when he was posting regularly here?