2010 WORLD CUP - SOCCER IS GHEY.

[Tonker]

Crazy conditions for this USA-Costa Rica qualifier in Colorado tonight.

Seriously.  Football is a lot more tolerant than cricket or baseball about what constitutes "unplayable", but how was that game not abandoned?  They were clearing the snow off the touchlines whilst the ball was in play, for fuck sake.

If they can play from a POW camp, they can play in the snow, for fuck sake.

They could only play in the POW camp because they were inspired by John Wark's moustache.  That was sadly missing last night.

[Slaky]

Crazy conditions for this USA-Costa Rica qualifier in Colorado tonight.

Seriously.  Football is a lot more tolerant than cricket or baseball about what constitutes "unplayable", but how was that game not abandoned?  They were clearing the snow off the touchlines whilst the ball was in play, for fuck sake.

If they can play from a POW camp, they can play in the snow, for fuck sake.

They could only play in the POW camp because they were inspired by John Wark's moustache.  That was sadly missing last night.

You know what wasn't missing? THREE POINTS FOR AMERICA.

[Gilgamesh]

Crazy conditions for this USA-Costa Rica qualifier in Colorado tonight.

Seriously.  Football is a lot more tolerant than cricket or baseball about what constitutes "unplayable", but how was that game not abandoned?  They were clearing the snow off the touchlines whilst the ball was in play, for fuck sake.

If they can play from a POW camp, they can play in the snow, for fuck sake.

They could only play in the POW camp because they were inspired by John Wark's moustache.  That was sadly missing last night.

You know what wasn't missing? THREE POINTS FOR AMERICA.

Speaking as a non-soccer fan, it was a really enjoyable game to watch.  I liked it.

[Brownie]

Crazy conditions for this USA-Costa Rica qualifier in Colorado tonight.

Seriously.  Football is a lot more tolerant than cricket or baseball about what constitutes "unplayable", but how was that game not abandoned?  They were clearing the snow off the touchlines whilst the ball was in play, for fuck sake.

If they can play from a POW camp, they can play in the snow, for fuck sake.

They could only play in the POW camp because they were inspired by John Wark's moustache.  That was sadly missing last night.

You know what wasn't missing? THREE POINTS FOR AMERICA.

Speaking as a non-soccer fan, it was a really enjoyable game to watch.  I liked it.

BEAR WEATHER FOR YOU-ESS-AY IN DAT SOXER GAME AGAINST THE MEXICANS OR PUERTO RICANS OR SOME WARM WEATHER SOCCER WEENIES. THIS IS MERICA, GANG!!

[Bort]

USA loses.

Russia in 2018.

Good. It's way over there, away from the real sports.

Fuckin' A, right, buddy.



VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

Jason Dubois has his own racecar?

He used to just borrow Theriot's...

Turns out this picture still makes me laugh.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Crazy conditions for this USA-Costa Rica qualifier in Colorado tonight.

Seriously.  Football is a lot more tolerant than cricket or baseball about what constitutes "unplayable", but how was that game not abandoned?  They were clearing the snow off the touchlines whilst the ball was in play, for fuck sake.

If they can play from a POW camp, they can play in the snow, for fuck sake.

They could only play in the POW camp because they were inspired by John Wark's moustache.  That was sadly missing last night.

You know what wasn't missing? THREE POINTS FOR AMERICA.

Speaking as a non-soccer fan, it was a really enjoyable game to watch.  I liked it.

BEAR WEATHER FOR YOU-ESS-AY IN DAT SOXER GAME AGAINST THE MEXICANS OR PUERTO RICANS OR SOME WARM WEATHER SOCCER WEENIES. THIS IS MERICA, GANG!!

FAVORITE PLOW: DEERES.



(ONIONS, ONIONS, ONIONS, ONIONS, ONIONS, ONIONS, ONIONS, ONIONS.)

[Wheezer]

Crazy conditions for this USA-Costa Rica qualifier in Colorado tonight.

Seriously.  Football is a lot more tolerant than cricket or baseball about what constitutes "unplayable", but how was that game not abandoned?  They were clearing the snow off the touchlines whilst the ball was in play, for fuck sake.

If they can play from a POW camp, they can play in the snow, for fuck sake.

They could only play in the POW camp because they were inspired by John Wark's moustache.  That was sadly missing last night.

That moustache is practically an invitation to sign up with the Axis.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Bump.

[Internet Apex]

Bump.

Why?

[Slaky]

Bump.

Why?

Soccer is still ghey

[Yeti]

Bump.

Why?

Soccer is still ghey

correct

[Gilgamesh]

In anticipation of the Premier League coming to NBC Sports, NBC made this handy video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KeG_i8CWE8

[CBStew]

I regard this as the final word on soccer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYUa7DpPses

[J. Walter Weatherman]

"GOL D'ESTADOS UNIDOS. WE LOVE YOU. WE LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER. AHHH. GOD BLESS AMERICA..."

http://www.bigsoccer.com/community/threads/this-honestly-deserves-its-own-thread.1995506/#post-28865514

wow just wow..TRANSLATION of most vivid parts.......
"GOOOOAAAAAAL The US of A PUTS us in the playoffs!!!!!" USA!

"It is because of the USA that we are being placed in the playoff ...BECAUSE OF THEM , NOT DUE TO YOU..NOT ANY OF YOU in the green shirts ....IT WAS THEM!!.NOT YOU!..THEY DID IT!!!!!NOT YOU! remember this forever..... KEEP THIS CLEARLY IN MIND FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES! You do NOTHING for the shirt, you do NOT put the effort, you have NOTplaced us in the playoffs , you HAVE NOT placed us in the WORLD CUP ..YOU WOULD NOT HAVE KEPT US ALIVE....IT WAS ESTADOS UNIDOS, NOT YOU.! .NOT YOU AND YOUR ARROGANCE/CONCEIT.....NOT YOU AND YOUR INFAMY....NOT YOU AND YOUR MORONS/PUNKS....
....
"IT IS A FAILURE.....and UNDESERVED -to go through to the playoff- WE HAD NO ARGUMENTS to earn the playoffs, THE USA, WITH SUBS , WITH MANY SUBS as the visiting team shows us once again what the USA is all about ....how to play the game with dignity, how to approach the sport..MExico is a horror, just terrible....A FAILURE....
......
THE USA HAS SURPASSED US ..They are better than Mexico in SOCCER ....THEY EVEN HAVE THE LUXURY OF PLAYING THEIR SUBS and KEEPING US LIVE.... I hope our coach wears the pants and resigns..He has failed as coach...."

[Bort]

USA loses.

Russia in 2018.

Good. It's way over there, away from the real sports.

Fuckin' A, right, buddy.



VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

Jason Dubois has his own racecar?

He used to just borrow Theriot's...

Turns out this picture still makes me laugh.

Yep.