John Wooden Casket

[Slaky]

He's about to kick it.

http://articles.latimes.com/2010/jun/03/sports/la-sp-0604-john-wooden-20100604

[Oleg]

MODS!!!!

[MAD]

Dammit, Slak.  He's been on death's door for 20 years.  Don't do this to me, man...I need this!!!

[BigDrinky]

Can't happen... that would give me two scores this week.  Way too Reaperish.

[Slaky]

MODS!!!!

What? If Al Gore's relationship qualifies I can go ahead and throw in Mr. Wooden who's in "grave condition". Isn't that insensitive of the doctors to say he's in grave condition? Surely there's a better synonym for shitty.

[Waco Kid]

MODS!!!!

What? If Al Gore's relationship qualifies I can go ahead and throw in Mr. Wooden who's in "grave condition". Isn't that insensitive of the doctors to say he's in grave condition? Surely there's a better synonym for shitty.

Wouldn't grave condition mean he is dead? The only way he'll be in a condition suitable for the grave is when he is dead.

[CT III]

MODS!!!!

What? If Al Gore's relationship qualifies I can go ahead and throw in Mr. Wooden who's in "grave condition". Isn't that insensitive of the doctors to say he's in grave condition? Surely there's a better synonym for shitty.

We get it Slak, you thought of an awesome pun, and you didn't want to be beaten to the punch.

Dirty pool, old man.  Dirty pool.

[MAD]

MODS!!!!

What? If Al Gore's relationship qualifies I can go ahead and throw in Mr. Wooden who's in "grave condition". Isn't that insensitive of the doctors to say he's in grave condition? Surely there's a better synonym for shitty.

We get it Slak, you thought of an awesome pun, and you didn't want to be beaten to the punch.

Dirty pool, old man.  Dirty pool.

If Wooden survives this year, I'm coming for Slak.

[Quality Start Machine]

I would think being 99 is pretty much being in "grave" condition.

At that age, you should buy your bread by the slice.

[Slaky]

I would think being 99 is pretty much being in "grave" condition.

At that age, you should buy your bread by the slice.

I laughed. 

MODS!!!!

What? If Al Gore's relationship qualifies I can go ahead and throw in Mr. Wooden who's in "grave condition". Isn't that insensitive of the doctors to say he's in grave condition? Surely there's a better synonym for shitty.

We get it Slak, you thought of an awesome pun, and you didn't want to be beaten to the punch.

Dirty pool, old man.  Dirty pool.

Inspiration struck. I made a move.

[Oleg]

I would think being 99 is pretty much being in "grave" condition.

At that age, you should buy your bread by the slice.

I laughed. 

Damnit, I did, too.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

Slaky vindicated.

I believed in you, buddy.

[Slaky]

Slaky vindicated.

I believed in you, buddy.

Your support is what got us through this.

[PenPho]

Rack me.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Big movement today...

http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=tEvra8aPSTDmrRGJT9-vybQ&single=true&gid=3&output=html

The mick takes over first with his third kill of the season and BigDrinky comes out of nowhere to take sole possession of third.