Cubs Draft Thread

[Slaky]

Can't wait until people are hyperventilating about his horrible K rate and low OBP when he's in single A.

[Tonker]

Can't wait until people are hyperventilating about his horrible K rate RBI totals and low OBP AVG when he's in single A.

MEATBALL'D, MY FRENT.

[Saul Goodman]

Baseball is better when Theo can sign late rounders for millions over slot. FYBS&JR

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Baseball is better when Theo can sign late rounders for millions over slot. FYBS&JR

You'll change your tune when the Cubs sneak into the postseason on the back of a one-game wild card playoff win.

THIS TIME IT COUNTS!

(Or something or other.)

[R-V]

Cubs won the Soler bidding per multiple twatheads. Epstink FINALLY did something right.

[Slaky]

Cubs won the Soler bidding per multiple twatheads. Epstink FINALLY did something right.

Can't wait for Soler and Alameda County to both suck balls in Single A...wait, what were we doing?

[Slaky]

Chuck is very happy with the Soler deal. So you know it sucks.

[R-V]

Chuck is very happy with the Soler deal. So you know it sucks.

I'm having a hard time following what people are so butthurt about on Twitter. From what I can gather?

1. Cubs sign Soler
2. Cubs fans who I can't identify because I try not to follow morons on Twitter, think Soler is a LOCK for awesomeness.
3. Reasonable Cubs fans get butthurt.

Is there something wrong with having a positive about this signing? Who the fuck cares if there are idiots with unreasonable expectations?

[Internet Apex]

Chuck is very happy with the Soler deal. So you know it sucks.

I'm having a hard time following what people are so butthurt about on Twitter. From what I can gather?

1. Cubs sign Soler
2. Cubs fans who I can't identify because I try not to follow morons on Twitter, think Soler is a LOCK for awesomeness.
3. Reasonable Cubs fans get butthurt.

Is there something wrong with having a positive about this signing? Who the fuck cares if there are idiots with unreasonable expectations?

I'm very busy at work. When you figure out what I'm supposed to be butthurt about can you PM me? Thanks!

[CT III]

Chuck is very happy with the Soler deal. So you know it sucks.

I'm having a hard time following what people are so butthurt about on Twitter. From what I can gather?

1. Cubs sign Soler
2. Cubs fans who I can't identify because I try not to follow morons on Twitter, think Soler is a LOCK for awesomeness.
3. Reasonable Cubs fans get butthurt.

Is there something wrong with having a positive about this signing? Who the fuck cares if there are idiots with unreasonable expectations?

Those idiots will pressure the front office by calling Epstink and demanding that Soler be rushed to the majors to save the season.

[Saul Goodman]

WORLD SERIES CHAMPS, FEMALE DOGS

1. Castro, ss
2. Jackson, cf
3. Almora, lf
4. Rizzo, 1b
5. Soler, rf
6. Baez, 3b
7. Barney, 2b
8. Clevenger/Castillo/Brenly? c

[Chuck to Chuck]

WORLD SERIES CHAMPS, FEMALE DOGS

1. Cano, 2b
2. Adam Jones, CF
3. Almora, lf
4. Rizzo, 1b
5. Soler, rf
6. McCann, C
7. Baez, 3b
8. Castro, ss

[J. Walter Weatherman]

WORLD SERIES CHAMPS, FEMALE DOGS

1. Castro, ss
2. Jackson, cf
3. Almora, lf
4. Rizzo, 1b
5. Soler, rf
6. Baez, 3b
7. Barney, 2b
8. Clevenger/Castillo/Brenly? c

With Borb as manager for Brenly×2?

[Eli]

WORLD SERIES CHAMPS, FEMALE DOGS

1. Cano, 2b
2. Adam Jones, CF
3. Almora, lf
4. Rizzo, 1b
5. Soler, rf
6. McCann, C
7. Baez, 3b
8. Castro, ss

You hate Alfonso Soriano but want Adam Jones to end up here?

[Chuck to Chuck]

WORLD SERIES CHAMPS, FEMALE DOGS

1. Cano, 2b
2. Adam Jones, CF
3. Almora, lf
4. Rizzo, 1b
5. Soler, rf
6. McCann, C
7. Baez, 3b
8. Castro, ss

You hate Alfonso Soriano but want Adam Jones to end up here?

Just predicting, not indicating who I like.  I think there are going to be some big free agents signed post 2013. Jones, Cano and McCann are on that list and would, based on today's roster, would fill big holes.