Pizza Pizza

[ChuckD]

http://foodspin.deadspin.com/jon-stewart-rips-chicago-pizza-a-new-saucehole-1464376414

What is happening on the interwebs?   The next civil war is about to start over Chicago deep dish or the tomato sauce poured on a soggy piece of the New York Times Sunday Magazine.
http://jezebel.com/pizza-wars-will-no-one-defend-the-deep-dish-1464583529

I have no idea who any of those people are, but I like pizza.

[Slaky]

http://foodspin.deadspin.com/jon-stewart-rips-chicago-pizza-a-new-saucehole-1464376414

What is happening on the interwebs?   The next civil war is about to start over Chicago deep dish or the tomato sauce poured on a soggy piece of the New York Times Sunday Magazine.
http://jezebel.com/pizza-wars-will-no-one-defend-the-deep-dish-1464583529

I have no idea who any of those people are, but I like pizza.

Pizza is great. Thick, thin, medium. Sauce, cheese, bread. It's a great combo. I celebrate it in most if not all forms.

[R-V]

http://foodspin.deadspin.com/jon-stewart-rips-chicago-pizza-a-new-saucehole-1464376414

What is happening on the interwebs?   The next civil war is about to start over Chicago deep dish or the tomato sauce poured on a soggy piece of the New York Times Sunday Magazine.
http://jezebel.com/pizza-wars-will-no-one-defend-the-deep-dish-1464583529

I have no idea who any of those people are, but I like pizza.

Pizza is great. Thick, thin, medium. Sauce, cheese, bread. It's a great combo. I celebrate it in most if not all forms.

Any form except Totino's. Rolls or za, that shit is awful.

[CBStew]

http://foodspin.deadspin.com/jon-stewart-rips-chicago-pizza-a-new-saucehole-1464376414

What is happening on the interwebs?   The next civil war is about to start over Chicago deep dish or the tomato sauce poured on a soggy piece of the New York Times Sunday Magazine.
http://jezebel.com/pizza-wars-will-no-one-defend-the-deep-dish-1464583529

I have no idea who any of those people are, but I like pizza.

Pizza is great. Thick, thin, medium. Sauce, cheese, bread. It's a great combo. I celebrate it in most if not all forms.

Any form except Totino's. Rolls or za, that shit is awful.

I can remember a world without pizza.  It was pure hell.

[SKO]

http://foodspin.deadspin.com/jon-stewart-rips-chicago-pizza-a-new-saucehole-1464376414

What is happening on the interwebs?   The next civil war is about to start over Chicago deep dish or the tomato sauce poured on a soggy piece of the New York Times Sunday Magazine.
http://jezebel.com/pizza-wars-will-no-one-defend-the-deep-dish-1464583529

I have no idea who any of those people are, but I like pizza.

Pizza is great. Thick, thin, medium. Sauce, cheese, bread. It's a great combo. I celebrate it in most if not all forms.

Any form except Totino's. Rolls or za, that shit is awful.

Look if there's a better Friday night then sitting in my underpants drinking bourbon and eating totino's pizza rolls and swallowing sadness.....well...I really need to find it.

[Slaky]

http://foodspin.deadspin.com/jon-stewart-rips-chicago-pizza-a-new-saucehole-1464376414

What is happening on the interwebs?   The next civil war is about to start over Chicago deep dish or the tomato sauce poured on a soggy piece of the New York Times Sunday Magazine.
http://jezebel.com/pizza-wars-will-no-one-defend-the-deep-dish-1464583529

I have no idea who any of those people are, but I like pizza.

Pizza is great. Thick, thin, medium. Sauce, cheese, bread. It's a great combo. I celebrate it in most if not all forms.

Any form except Totino's. Rolls or za, that shit is awful.

Look if there's a better Friday night then sitting in my underpants drinking bourbon and eating totino's pizza rolls and swallowing sadness.....well...I really need to find it.

jesus Christ RV hates Totino's pizza rolls? Are you...is this...Paul? I...

What the fuck

[Bort]

http://foodspin.deadspin.com/jon-stewart-rips-chicago-pizza-a-new-saucehole-1464376414

What is happening on the interwebs?   The next civil war is about to start over Chicago deep dish or the tomato sauce poured on a soggy piece of the New York Times Sunday Magazine.
http://jezebel.com/pizza-wars-will-no-one-defend-the-deep-dish-1464583529

I have no idea who any of those people are, but I like pizza.

Pizza is great. Thick, thin, medium. Sauce, cheese, bread. It's a great combo. I celebrate it in most if not all forms.

Any form except Totino's. Rolls or za, that shit is awful.

Look if there's a better Friday night then sitting in my underpants drinking bourbon and eating totino's pizza rolls and swallowing sadness.....well...I really need to find it.

CT, you're really outdoing yourself with this SKO character.

Despite my radical anti-square slicing policy, I see no reason not to eat any reasonable facsimile of pizza put in front of me.

[SKO]

http://foodspin.deadspin.com/jon-stewart-rips-chicago-pizza-a-new-saucehole-1464376414

What is happening on the interwebs?   The next civil war is about to start over Chicago deep dish or the tomato sauce poured on a soggy piece of the New York Times Sunday Magazine.
http://jezebel.com/pizza-wars-will-no-one-defend-the-deep-dish-1464583529

I have no idea who any of those people are, but I like pizza.

Pizza is great. Thick, thin, medium. Sauce, cheese, bread. It's a great combo. I celebrate it in most if not all forms.

Any form except Totino's. Rolls or za, that shit is awful.

Look if there's a better Friday night then sitting in my underpants drinking bourbon and eating totino's pizza rolls and swallowing sadness.....well...I really need to find it.

jesus Christ RV hates Totino's pizza rolls? Are you...is this...Paul? I...

What the fuck

I don't know how a man can hate pizza rolls.  They don't pretend to be anything more than they are. You're not ordering them at a fancy restaurant. You want something greasy and you feel adventurous. Will this bite destroy my taste buds in a river of cheesy, saucy magma? Will I break a tooth on that one that always has the frozen center no matter how hot the others are? Is it worth the risk? YOU DAMN WELL KNOW IT IS

[Bort]

http://foodspin.deadspin.com/jon-stewart-rips-chicago-pizza-a-new-saucehole-1464376414

What is happening on the interwebs?   The next civil war is about to start over Chicago deep dish or the tomato sauce poured on a soggy piece of the New York Times Sunday Magazine.
http://jezebel.com/pizza-wars-will-no-one-defend-the-deep-dish-1464583529

I have no idea who any of those people are, but I like pizza.

Pizza is great. Thick, thin, medium. Sauce, cheese, bread. It's a great combo. I celebrate it in most if not all forms.

Any form except Totino's. Rolls or za, that shit is awful.

Look if there's a better Friday night then sitting in my underpants drinking bourbon and eating totino's pizza rolls and swallowing sadness.....well...I really need to find it.

jesus Christ RV hates Totino's pizza rolls? Are you...is this...Paul? I...

What the fuck

I don't know how a man can hate pizza rolls.  They don't pretend to be anything more than they are. You're not ordering them at a fancy restaurant. You want something greasy and you feel adventurous. Will this bite destroy my taste buds in a river of cheesy, saucy magma? Will I break a tooth on that one that always has the frozen center no matter how hot the others are? Is it worth the risk? YOU DAMN WELL KNOW IT IS

There are two valid reasons to eat pizza rolls: you are 12 years old, or you are drunk and hungry. There is no shame in either.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

http://foodspin.deadspin.com/jon-stewart-rips-chicago-pizza-a-new-saucehole-1464376414

What is happening on the interwebs?   The next civil war is about to start over Chicago deep dish or the tomato sauce poured on a soggy piece of the New York Times Sunday Magazine.
http://jezebel.com/pizza-wars-will-no-one-defend-the-deep-dish-1464583529

I have no idea who any of those people are, but I like pizza.

Pizza is great. Thick, thin, medium. Sauce, cheese, bread. It's a great combo. I celebrate it in most if not all forms.

Any form except Totino's. Rolls or za, that shit is awful.

Look if there's a better Friday night then sitting in my underpants drinking bourbon and eating totino's pizza rolls and swallowing sadness.....well...I really need to find it.

jesus Christ RV hates Totino's pizza rolls? Are you...is this...Paul? I...

What the fuck

Agreed.  Pizza rolls are fucking awesome.

[Tonker]

http://foodspin.deadspin.com/jon-stewart-rips-chicago-pizza-a-new-saucehole-1464376414

What is happening on the interwebs?   The next civil war is about to start over Chicago deep dish or the tomato sauce poured on a soggy piece of the New York Times Sunday Magazine.
http://jezebel.com/pizza-wars-will-no-one-defend-the-deep-dish-1464583529

I have no idea who any of those people are, but I like pizza.

Pizza is great. Thick, thin, medium. Sauce, cheese, bread. It's a great combo. I celebrate it in most if not all forms.

Any form except Totino's. Rolls or za, that shit is awful.

Look if there's a better Friday night then sitting in my underpants drinking bourbon and eating totino's pizza rolls and swallowing sadness.....well...I really need to find it.

jesus Christ RV hates Totino's pizza rolls? Are you...is this...Paul? I...

What the fuck

Agreed.  Pizza rolls are fucking awesome.

They fit really nicely into your fanny pack.

[R-V]

http://foodspin.deadspin.com/jon-stewart-rips-chicago-pizza-a-new-saucehole-1464376414

What is happening on the interwebs?   The next civil war is about to start over Chicago deep dish or the tomato sauce poured on a soggy piece of the New York Times Sunday Magazine.
http://jezebel.com/pizza-wars-will-no-one-defend-the-deep-dish-1464583529

I have no idea who any of those people are, but I like pizza.

Pizza is great. Thick, thin, medium. Sauce, cheese, bread. It's a great combo. I celebrate it in most if not all forms.

Any form except Totino's. Rolls or za, that shit is awful.

Look if there's a better Friday night then sitting in my underpants drinking bourbon and eating totino's pizza rolls and swallowing sadness.....well...I really need to find it.

jesus Christ RV hates Totino's pizza rolls? Are you...is this...Paul? I...

What the fuck

I don't know how a man can hate pizza rolls.  They don't pretend to be anything more than they are. You're not ordering them at a fancy restaurant. You want something greasy and you feel adventurous. Will this bite destroy my taste buds in a river of cheesy, saucy magma? Will I break a tooth on that one that always has the frozen center no matter how hot the others are? Is it worth the risk? YOU DAMN WELL KNOW IT IS

There are two valid reasons to eat pizza rolls: you are 12 years old, or you are drunk blacked out and hungry and at someone's house who for unknown reasons chose to buy pizza rolls instead of frozen pizza while presumably sober. There is no shame in either.

Agreed with slight modifications. Why stock up on pizza rolls when frozen pizza is available?

[Slaky]

http://foodspin.deadspin.com/jon-stewart-rips-chicago-pizza-a-new-saucehole-1464376414

What is happening on the interwebs?   The next civil war is about to start over Chicago deep dish or the tomato sauce poured on a soggy piece of the New York Times Sunday Magazine.
http://jezebel.com/pizza-wars-will-no-one-defend-the-deep-dish-1464583529

I have no idea who any of those people are, but I like pizza.

Pizza is great. Thick, thin, medium. Sauce, cheese, bread. It's a great combo. I celebrate it in most if not all forms.

Any form except Totino's. Rolls or za, that shit is awful.

Look if there's a better Friday night then sitting in my underpants drinking bourbon and eating totino's pizza rolls and swallowing sadness.....well...I really need to find it.

jesus Christ RV hates Totino's pizza rolls? Are you...is this...Paul? I...

What the fuck

I don't know how a man can hate pizza rolls.  They don't pretend to be anything more than they are. You're not ordering them at a fancy restaurant. You want something greasy and you feel adventurous. Will this bite destroy my taste buds in a river of cheesy, saucy magma? Will I break a tooth on that one that always has the frozen center no matter how hot the others are? Is it worth the risk? YOU DAMN WELL KNOW IT IS

There are two valid reasons to eat pizza rolls: you are 12 years old, or you are drunk blacked out and hungry and at someone's house who for unknown reasons chose to buy pizza rolls instead of frozen pizza while presumably sober. There is no shame in either.

Agreed with slight modifications. Why stock up on pizza rolls when frozen pizza is available?

You can only eat 1 or 2 frozen pizzas. You can eat close to 100 pizza rolls.

[R-V]

http://foodspin.deadspin.com/jon-stewart-rips-chicago-pizza-a-new-saucehole-1464376414

What is happening on the interwebs?   The next civil war is about to start over Chicago deep dish or the tomato sauce poured on a soggy piece of the New York Times Sunday Magazine.
http://jezebel.com/pizza-wars-will-no-one-defend-the-deep-dish-1464583529

I have no idea who any of those people are, but I like pizza.

Pizza is great. Thick, thin, medium. Sauce, cheese, bread. It's a great combo. I celebrate it in most if not all forms.

Any form except Totino's. Rolls or za, that shit is awful.

Look if there's a better Friday night then sitting in my underpants drinking bourbon and eating totino's pizza rolls and swallowing sadness.....well...I really need to find it.

jesus Christ RV hates Totino's pizza rolls? Are you...is this...Paul? I...

What the fuck

I don't know how a man can hate pizza rolls.  They don't pretend to be anything more than they are. You're not ordering them at a fancy restaurant. You want something greasy and you feel adventurous. Will this bite destroy my taste buds in a river of cheesy, saucy magma? Will I break a tooth on that one that always has the frozen center no matter how hot the others are? Is it worth the risk? YOU DAMN WELL KNOW IT IS

There are two valid reasons to eat pizza rolls: you are 12 years old, or you are drunk blacked out and hungry and at someone's house who for unknown reasons chose to buy pizza rolls instead of frozen pizza while presumably sober. There is no shame in either.

Agreed with slight modifications. Why stock up on pizza rolls when frozen pizza is available?

You can only eat 1 or 2 frozen pizzas. You can eat close to 100 pizza rolls.

Baby shit comes in small pieces too. I bet the average stomach could hold a lot of baby shit.

[CT III]

http://foodspin.deadspin.com/jon-stewart-rips-chicago-pizza-a-new-saucehole-1464376414

What is happening on the interwebs?   The next civil war is about to start over Chicago deep dish or the tomato sauce poured on a soggy piece of the New York Times Sunday Magazine.
http://jezebel.com/pizza-wars-will-no-one-defend-the-deep-dish-1464583529

I have no idea who any of those people are, but I like pizza.

Pizza is great. Thick, thin, medium. Sauce, cheese, bread. It's a great combo. I celebrate it in most if not all forms.

Any form except Totino's. Rolls or za, that shit is awful.

Look if there's a better Friday night then sitting in my underpants drinking bourbon and eating totino's pizza rolls and swallowing sadness.....well...I really need to find it.

jesus Christ RV hates Totino's pizza rolls? Are you...is this...Paul? I...

What the fuck

I don't know how a man can hate pizza rolls.  They don't pretend to be anything more than they are. You're not ordering them at a fancy restaurant. You want something greasy and you feel adventurous. Will this bite destroy my taste buds in a river of cheesy, saucy magma? Will I break a tooth on that one that always has the frozen center no matter how hot the others are? Is it worth the risk? YOU DAMN WELL KNOW IT IS

There are two valid reasons to eat pizza rolls: you are 12 years old, or you are drunk blacked out and hungry and at someone's house who for unknown reasons chose to buy pizza rolls instead of frozen pizza while presumably sober. There is no shame in either.

Agreed with slight modifications. Why stock up on pizza rolls when frozen pizza is available?

You can only eat 1 or 2 frozen pizzas. You can eat close to 100 pizza rolls.

Isn't the appeal of the pizza roll that you can just toss 15 of them in microwave for 2 minutes and not mess with all that pre-heating and cooking?