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Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2011, 09:30:44 AM »
Quote from: CT III on November 04, 2011, 09:09:47 AM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on November 04, 2011, 08:51:59 AM
Some rumors:  play as Tommy Vercetti from Vice City (although multiple characters may be possible); CJ from San Andreas in the police footchase?; the get buff/get fat player health mechanic returns (the beach workout station part of the trailer); fighter jets and planes; immigrant workers?; the global recession plays a big role.

Even though Saints Row has bee more GTA than GTA lately, hopefully Rockstar gets back to what they do best.  GTAIV, while a great game, was just boring.

This makes no sense?

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Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2011, 09:42:28 AM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on November 04, 2011, 08:51:59 AM
Some rumors:  play as Tommy Vercetti from Vice City (although multiple characters may be possible); CJ from San Andreas in the police footchase?; the get buff/get fat player health mechanic returns (the beach workout station part of the trailer); fighter jets and planes; immigrant workers?; the global recession plays a big role.

Even though Saints Row has bee more GTA than GTA lately, hopefully Rockstar gets back to what they do best.  GTAIV, while a great game, was just boring.

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Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2011, 10:16:14 AM »
Technically it was a very solid game.  And it had it's moments.  But overall, it was less outrageous than the former GTA's and that made it a boring story.  It was still a good game despite that, no?
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Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2011, 10:21:58 AM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on November 04, 2011, 10:16:14 AM
Technically it was a very solid game.  And it had it's moments.  But overall, it was less outrageous than the former GTA's and that made it a boring story.  It was still a good game despite that, no?

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Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2011, 03:42:49 PM »
The trailers for Saints Row 3 are amazing.  For example, here is a man in a bathrobe using a giant purple dildo to fight off a horde of zombies.  I suppose that's pretty NSFW.

http://youtu.be/HrLbKpdZqc0

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Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2011, 04:31:19 PM »
Quote from: Kermit IV on November 04, 2011, 03:42:49 PM
The trailers for Saints Row 3 are amazing.  For example, here is a man in a bathrobe using a giant purple dildo to fight off a horde of zombies.  I suppose that's pretty NSFW.

http://youtu.be/HrLbKpdZqc0

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Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2011, 06:29:27 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on November 04, 2011, 04:31:19 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on November 04, 2011, 03:42:49 PM
The trailers for Saints Row 3 are amazing.  For example, here is a man in a bathrobe using a giant purple dildo to fight off a horde of zombies.  I suppose that's pretty NSFW.

http://youtu.be/HrLbKpdZqc0

Is it Josh Brolin?

Wait... is nobody going to comment on the fact that... well, KERM FUCKING POSTED ON DESIPIO?  Welcome back, old chum.  Where the fuck have you been?
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Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #22 on: November 05, 2011, 11:47:13 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on November 04, 2011, 06:29:27 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 04, 2011, 04:31:19 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on November 04, 2011, 03:42:49 PM
The trailers for Saints Row 3 are amazing.  For example, here is a man in a bathrobe using a giant purple dildo to fight off a horde of zombies.  I suppose that's pretty NSFW.

http://youtu.be/HrLbKpdZqc0

Is it Josh Brolin?

Wait... is nobody going to comment on the fact that... well, KERM FUCKING POSTED ON DESIPIO?  Welcome back, old chum.  Where the fuck have you been?

Thanks, Tonks!  I've been here and there.  Mostly there, I guess.  You'd be surprised how much your web-surfing decreases when you're not forced to sit at a desk for 8 hours a day.

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Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #23 on: November 05, 2011, 12:18:02 PM »
Quote from: Kermit IV on November 05, 2011, 11:47:13 AM
Quote from: Tonker on November 04, 2011, 06:29:27 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 04, 2011, 04:31:19 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on November 04, 2011, 03:42:49 PM
The trailers for Saints Row 3 are amazing.  For example, here is a man in a bathrobe using a giant purple dildo to fight off a horde of zombies.  I suppose that's pretty NSFW.

http://youtu.be/HrLbKpdZqc0

Is it Josh Brolin?

Wait... is nobody going to comment on the fact that... well, KERM FUCKING POSTED ON DESIPIO?  Welcome back, old chum.  Where the fuck have you been?

Thanks, Tonks!  I've been here and there.  Mostly there, I guess.  You'd be surprised how much your web-surfing decreases when you're not forced to sit at a desk for 8 hours a day.

That landscaping job is paying unexpected dividends, eh?
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Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #24 on: November 07, 2011, 10:02:14 AM »
Quote from: Bort on November 05, 2011, 12:18:02 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on November 05, 2011, 11:47:13 AM
Quote from: Tonker on November 04, 2011, 06:29:27 PM
Quote from: Slaky on November 04, 2011, 04:31:19 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on November 04, 2011, 03:42:49 PM
The trailers for Saints Row 3 are amazing.  For example, here is a man in a bathrobe using a giant purple dildo to fight off a horde of zombies.  I suppose that's pretty NSFW.

http://youtu.be/HrLbKpdZqc0

Is it Josh Brolin?

Wait... is nobody going to comment on the fact that... well, KERM FUCKING POSTED ON DESIPIO?  Welcome back, old chum.  Where the fuck have you been?

Thanks, Tonks!  I've been here and there.  Mostly there, I guess.  You'd be surprised how much your web-surfing decreases when you're not forced to sit at a desk for 8 hours a day.

That landscaping job is paying unexpected dividends, eh?

What is..."job"?

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Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #25 on: February 11, 2013, 06:36:12 PM »
Delayed from Spring 2013 to September, if anyone cares.
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Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #26 on: July 10, 2013, 04:07:44 PM »
DPD.  New gameplay trailer out.  Looks pretty good.
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Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #27 on: September 20, 2013, 12:34:30 PM »
Who's playing?

My brother in law picked me up a copy for my birthday so I should have it in a few days.

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Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #28 on: September 20, 2013, 01:54:24 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on September 20, 2013, 12:34:30 PM
Who's playing?

My brother in law picked me up a copy for my birthday so I should have it in a few days.

Not yet. PS3 is out for repairs again because the first one didn't take. HOWEVA, I've watched some of the videos on Kotaku and it looks pretty great.
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Re: Grand Theft Auto V
« Reply #29 on: September 26, 2013, 09:04:23 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on September 20, 2013, 12:34:30 PM
Who's playing?

My brother in law picked me up a copy for my birthday so I should have it in a few days.

I started it up, but I don't expect to really play it a lot until next week.  3 days of vacation.

From what I've seen so far, it's incredible.  The need/ability to change characters is pretty awesome - you get to do that in the very first mission.
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