Sandberg. Really?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

You can have Fredi.  He's worthless without Adrian Gonzalez and a few other guys like him.

I have no idea what hiring Fredi Gonzalez has to do with signing Adrian Gonzalez.  Are they father-son?

I think it's because Adrian Gonzalez has a glove.

[Powdered Toast Man]

You can have Fredi.  He's worthless without Adrian Gonzalez and a few other guys like him.

How many Adrian Gonzalezesses do you think the Cubs can afford, Chuck?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

You can have Fredi.  He's worthless without Adrian Gonzalez and a few other guys like him.

How many Adrian Gonzalezesses do you think the Cubs can afford, Chuck?

However many they can pick off of the Adrian Gonzalez tree.

[Saul Goodman]

You can have Fredi.  He's worthless without Adrian Gonzalez and a few other guys like him.

I have no idea what hiring Fredi Gonzalez has to do with signing Adrian Gonzalez.  Are they father-son?

Kinda like how not hiring Calipari means the Bulls JUST LOST LABRONN!

[CT III]

You can have Fredi.  He's worthless without Adrian Gonzalez and a few other guys like him.

I have no idea what hiring Fredi Gonzalez has to do with signing Adrian Gonzalez.  Are they father-son?

Kinda like how not hiring Calipari means the Bulls JUST LOST LABRONN!

Dammit people, you're getting way off message.  The point here is that Chuck was wrong about Joe Girardi and anything else he says or suggests should simply be dismissed because he was wrong about that one thing that one time.

[Quality Start Machine]

You can have Fredi.  He's worthless without Adrian Gonzalez and a few other guys like him.

I have no idea what hiring Fredi Gonzalez has to do with signing Adrian Gonzalez.  Are they father-son?

Kinda like how not hiring Calipari means the Bulls JUST LOST LABRONN!

Dammit people, you're getting way off message.  The point here is that Chuck was wrong about Joe Girardi and anything else he says or suggests should simply be dismissed because he was wrong about that one thing that one time.

It also means we can transfer all our past wrongnesses onto Chuck.

[Chuck to Chuck]

You can have Fredi.  He's worthless without Adrian Gonzalez and a few other guys like him.

I have no idea what hiring Fredi Gonzalez has to do with signing Adrian Gonzalez.  Are they father-son?

Kinda like how not hiring Calipari means the Bulls JUST LOST LABRONN!

Dammit people, you're getting way off message.  The point here is that Chuck was wrong about Joe Girardi and anything else he says or suggests should simply be dismissed because he was wrong about that one thing that one time.

It also means we can transfer all our past wrongnesses onto Chuck.

The only way to salvation is through me.

[Internet Apex]

You can have Fredi.  He's worthless without Adrian Gonzalez and a few other guys like him.

I have no idea what hiring Fredi Gonzalez has to do with signing Adrian Gonzalez.  Are they father-son?

Kinda like how not hiring Calipari means the Bulls JUST LOST LABRONN!

Dammit people, you're getting way off message.  The point here is that Chuck was wrong about Joe Girardi and anything else he says or suggests should simply be dismissed because he was wrong about that one thing that one time.

It also means we can transfer all our past wrongnesses onto Chuck.

The only way to salvation is through me.

I found this funny. And I laughed audibly.

[Canadouche]

I think it's finally time to give Larry Rothschild another shot at managing. 

[powen01]

I hate myself for saying this (and you will hate me too), but Tony LaRussa...  Thoughts?

[Brownie]

I hate myself for saying this (and you will hate me too), but Tony LaRussa...  Thoughts?

I hate myself more than powen for saying this (and you will hate me more too), but the loser of the Ozzie Guillen-Kenny Williams power struggle. Thoughts?

[PenPho]

I hate myself for saying this (and you will hate me too), but Tony LaRussa...  Thoughts?

I hate myself more than powen for saying this (and you will hate me more too), but the loser of the Ozzie Guillen-Kenny Williams power struggle. Thoughts?

I now hate you both.

[Saul Goodman]

I hate myself for saying this (and you will hate me too), but Tony LaRussa...  Thoughts?

I hate myself more than powen for saying this (and you will hate me more too), but the loser of the Ozzie Guillen-Kenny Williams power struggle. Thoughts?

If the choice is La Russa or Guillen, a million times La Russa.  I do not hate you.

[Chuck to Chuck]

I hate myself for saying this (and you will hate me too), but Tony LaRussa...  Thoughts?

I hate myself more than powen for saying this (and you will hate me more too), but the loser of the Ozzie Guillen-Kenny Williams power struggle. Thoughts?

If the choice is La Russa or Guillen, a million times La Russa.  I do not hate you.

If you want LaRussa, you need to be sure Balco is still in business.

[Brownie]

I hate myself for saying this (and you will hate me too), but Tony LaRussa...  Thoughts?

I hate myself more than powen for saying this (and you will hate me more too), but the loser of the Ozzie Guillen-Kenny Williams power struggle. Thoughts?

If the choice is La Russa or Guillen, a million times La Russa.  I do not hate you.

If you want LaRussa, you need to be sure Balco is still in business.

Is BALCO still in business? Their two top client-managers are currently several games ahead of the Cubs in the NL Central.