Hendry can't possibly be the GM next season, right?

[Powdered Toast Man]

The Padres have been linked to infielders Ryan Theriot and Jeff Keppinger, as outfield targets such as David DeJesus, Corey Hart, and Jayson Werth drop out of the picture for various reasons.

PLEASETAKEHIMTAKEHIMNOW

You guys saw that awesome play he made at the second base bag last night, right?  The one where he completely missed a ball thrown to him that wasn't far off target or didn't bounce to him.  What a fuckwad.

[Bort]

The Padres have been linked to infielders Ryan Theriot and Jeff Keppinger, as outfield targets such as David DeJesus, Corey Hart, and Jayson Werth drop out of the picture for various reasons.

PLEASETAKEHIMTAKEHIMNOW

You guys saw that awesome play he made at the second base bag last night, right?  The one where he completely missed a ball thrown to him that wasn't far off target or didn't bounce to him.  What a fuckwad.

ALE ESS YOU!

[Internet Apex]

The Padres have been linked to infielders Ryan Theriot and Jeff Keppinger, as outfield targets such as David DeJesus, Corey Hart, and Jayson Werth drop out of the picture for various reasons.

PLEASETAKEHIMTAKEHIMNOW

Last night, I watched Theriot's postgame interview and remembered that he's been a pretty decent human being for the entire time he's been here, that he's been inexpensive and it never was his fault that Hendry wouldn't or couldn't find anybody to replace him until Starlin came up. And I felt kind of bad for trashing him so much lately. But I got over it.

[Canadouche]

The Padres have been linked to infielders Ryan Theriot and Jeff Keppinger, as outfield targets such as David DeJesus, Corey Hart, and Jayson Werth drop out of the picture for various reasons.

PLEASETAKEHIMTAKEHIMNOW

Last night, I watched Theriot's postgame interview and remembered that he's been a pretty decent human being for the entire time he's been here, that he's been inexpensive and it never was his fault that Hendry wouldn't or couldn't find anybody to replace him until Starlin came up. And I felt kind of bad for trashing him so much lately. But I got over it.

Since I prefer to think of you as being a total douche, I'm just going to pretend this post never happened...

[Slaky]

The Padres have been linked to infielders Ryan Theriot and Jeff Keppinger, as outfield targets such as David DeJesus, Corey Hart, and Jayson Werth drop out of the picture for various reasons.

PLEASETAKEHIMTAKEHIMNOW

Last night, I watched Theriot's postgame interview and remembered that he's been a pretty decent human being for the entire time he's been here, that he's been inexpensive and it never was his fault that Hendry wouldn't or couldn't find anybody to replace him until Starlin came up. And I felt kind of bad for trashing him so much lately. But I got over it.

That's awesome. Are you guys gonna start hanging out soon? Maybe he can help you move. Who cares if he sucks at baseball when he's a super swell guy.

[Yeti]

The Padres have been linked to infielders Ryan Theriot and Jeff Keppinger, as outfield targets such as David DeJesus, Corey Hart, and Jayson Werth drop out of the picture for various reasons.

PLEASETAKEHIMTAKEHIMNOW

Last night, I watched Theriot's postgame interview and remembered that he's been a pretty decent human being for the entire time he's been here, that he's been inexpensive and it never was his fault that Hendry wouldn't or couldn't find anybody to replace him until Starlin came up. And I felt kind of bad for trashing him so much lately. But I got over it.

If we were into that whole sincerity thing, then we could say it's not any certain player's fault for sucking. It's not like they purposely try to suck.... Buttttttttt..... That would take the fun out of hate.

[Bort]

The Padres have been linked to infielders Ryan Theriot and Jeff Keppinger, as outfield targets such as David DeJesus, Corey Hart, and Jayson Werth drop out of the picture for various reasons.

PLEASETAKEHIMTAKEHIMNOW

Last night, I watched Theriot's postgame interview and remembered that he's been a pretty decent human being for the entire time he's been here, that he's been inexpensive and it never was his fault that Hendry wouldn't or couldn't find anybody to replace him until Starlin came up. And I felt kind of bad for trashing him so much lately. But I got over it.

If we were into that whole sincerity thing, then we could say it's not any certain player's fault for sucking. It's not like they purposely try to suck.... Buttttttttt..... That would take the fun out of hate.

I hate him even more for being nice.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

The Padres have been linked to infielders Ryan Theriot and Jeff Keppinger, as outfield targets such as David DeJesus, Corey Hart, and Jayson Werth drop out of the picture for various reasons.

PLEASETAKEHIMTAKEHIMNOW

Last night, I watched Theriot's postgame interview and remembered that he's been a pretty decent human being for the entire time he's been here, that he's been inexpensive and it never was his fault that Hendry wouldn't or couldn't find anybody to replace him until Starlin came up. And I felt kind of bad for trashing him so much lately. But I got over it.

If we were into that whole sincerity thing, then we could say it's not any certain player's fault for sucking. It's not like they purposely try to suck.... Buttttttttt..... That would take the fun out of hate.

I hate him even more for being nice.

Bort plays plays the desipio game the right way.

[Canadouche]

The Padres have been linked to infielders Ryan Theriot and Jeff Keppinger, as outfield targets such as David DeJesus, Corey Hart, and Jayson Werth drop out of the picture for various reasons.

PLEASETAKEHIMTAKEHIMNOW

Last night, I watched Theriot's postgame interview and remembered that he's been a pretty decent human being for the entire time he's been here, that he's been inexpensive and it never was his fault that Hendry wouldn't or couldn't find anybody to replace him until Starlin came up. And I felt kind of bad for trashing him so much lately. But I got over it.

If we were into that whole sincerity thing, then we could say it's not any certain player's fault for sucking. It's not like they purposely try to suck.... Buttttttttt..... That would take the fun out of hate.

Yeah, but at least there would never be a conflict when it comes to hating Milton Bradley.

[Slaky]

The Padres have been linked to infielders Ryan Theriot and Jeff Keppinger, as outfield targets such as David DeJesus, Corey Hart, and Jayson Werth drop out of the picture for various reasons.

PLEASETAKEHIMTAKEHIMNOW

Last night, I watched Theriot's postgame interview and remembered that he's been a pretty decent human being for the entire time he's been here, that he's been inexpensive and it never was his fault that Hendry wouldn't or couldn't find anybody to replace him until Starlin came up. And I felt kind of bad for trashing him so much lately. But I got over it.

If we were into that whole sincerity thing, then we could say it's not any certain player's fault for sucking. It's not like they purposely try to suck.... Buttttttttt..... That would take the fun out of hate.

I hate him even more for being nice.

Bort plays plays the desipio game the right way.

I feel like my ultra-douchey post has been glossed over. I demand recognition.

[Internet Apex]

The Padres have been linked to infielders Ryan Theriot and Jeff Keppinger, as outfield targets such as David DeJesus, Corey Hart, and Jayson Werth drop out of the picture for various reasons.

PLEASETAKEHIMTAKEHIMNOW

Last night, I watched Theriot's postgame interview and remembered that he's been a pretty decent human being for the entire time he's been here, that he's been inexpensive and it never was his fault that Hendry wouldn't or couldn't find anybody to replace him until Starlin came up. And I felt kind of bad for trashing him so much lately. But I got over it.

If we were into that whole sincerity thing, then we could say it's not any certain player's fault for sucking. It's not like they purposely try to suck.... Buttttttttt..... That would take the fun out of hate.

I hate him even more for being nice.

Bort plays plays the desipio game the right way.

I feel like my ultra-douchey post has been glossed over. I demand recognition.

Don't worry, Paul. You're still a douche. I've noticed an inordinate amount of asspain flaring up whenever somebody says something nice about a Cub these days. Some of you guys just can't handle it that they're good now. Whatevs.

[Yeti]

The Padres have been linked to infielders Ryan Theriot and Jeff Keppinger, as outfield targets such as David DeJesus, Corey Hart, and Jayson Werth drop out of the picture for various reasons.

PLEASETAKEHIMTAKEHIMNOW

Last night, I watched Theriot's postgame interview and remembered that he's been a pretty decent human being for the entire time he's been here, that he's been inexpensive and it never was his fault that Hendry wouldn't or couldn't find anybody to replace him until Starlin came up. And I felt kind of bad for trashing him so much lately. But I got over it.

That's awesome. Are you guys gonna start hanging out soon? Maybe he can help you move. Who cares if he sucks at baseball when he's a super swell guy.

[Eli]

The Padres have been linked to infielders Ryan Theriot and Jeff Keppinger, as outfield targets such as David DeJesus, Corey Hart, and Jayson Werth drop out of the picture for various reasons.

PLEASETAKEHIMTAKEHIMNOW

Last night, I watched Theriot's postgame interview and remembered that he's been a pretty decent human being for the entire time he's been here, that he's been inexpensive and it never was his fault that Hendry wouldn't or couldn't find anybody to replace him until Starlin came up. And I felt kind of bad for trashing him so much lately. But I got over it.

That's awesome. Are you guys gonna start hanging out soon? Maybe he can help you move. Who cares if he sucks at baseball when he's a super swell guy.

That's one helluva post.

[morpheus]

The Padres have been linked to infielders Ryan Theriot and Jeff Keppinger, as outfield targets such as David DeJesus, Corey Hart, and Jayson Werth drop out of the picture for various reasons.

PLEASETAKEHIMTAKEHIMNOW

Last night, I watched Theriot's postgame interview and remembered that he's been a pretty decent human being for the entire time he's been here, that he's been inexpensive and it never was his fault that Hendry wouldn't or couldn't find anybody to replace him until Starlin came up. And I felt kind of bad for trashing him so much lately. But I got over it.

That's awesome. Are you guys gonna start hanging out soon? Maybe he can help you move. Who cares if he sucks at baseball when he's a super swell guy.

That's one helluva post.

THI

[Bort]

Anyone notice how Asshurt Apex gets when we don't slobber all over his beloved Cubs' collective knob?