Hendry can't possibly be the GM next season, right?

[Richard Chuggar]

Anyone notice how Asshurt Apex gets when we don't slobber all over his beloved Cubs' collective knob?

I do and did.

[Saul Goodman]

Time for Theriot to start trying to pull everything now that he's a big slugger again.

[Internet Apex]

Anyone notice how Asshurt Apex gets when we don't slobber all over his beloved Cubs' collective knob?

I do and did.

I'm always asshurt about something and it has nothing to do with anything you may think or feel.

[Powdered Toast Man]

The Padres have been linked to infielders Ryan Theriot and Jeff Keppinger, as outfield targets such as David DeJesus, Corey Hart, and Jayson Werth drop out of the picture for various reasons.

PLEASETAKEHIMTAKEHIMNOW

Last night, I watched Theriot's postgame interview and remembered that he's been a pretty decent human being for the entire time he's been here, that he's been inexpensive and it never was his fault that Hendry wouldn't or couldn't find anybody to replace him until Starlin came up. And I felt kind of bad for trashing him so much lately. But I got over it.

That's awesome. Are you guys gonna start hanging out soon? Maybe he can help you move. Who cares if he sucks at baseball when he's a super swell guy.

That's one helluva post.

THI

WOW!

[Yeti]

Time for Theriot to start trying to pull everything now that he's a big slugger again.

Hello, .250 average and .675 OPS!

[Bort]

Time for Theriot to start trying to pull everything now that he's a big slugger again.

Hello, .250 average and .675 OPS!

REPLACEMENT LEVEL, HERE I COME!

[Yeti]

Time for Theriot to start trying to pull everything now that he's a big slugger again.

Hello, .250 average and .675 OPS!

REPLACEMENT LEVEL, HERE I COME!

Actually, I just noticed his OPS was .648 as it stands. BWAHAHAHA. That nice bastard. If he had DA FIER, he'd be a good player.

[Bort]

Time for Theriot to start trying to pull everything now that he's a big slugger again.

Hello, .250 average and .675 OPS!

REPLACEMENT LEVEL, HERE I COME!

Actually, I just noticed his OPS was .648 as it stands. BWAHAHAHA. That nice bastard. If he had DA FIER, he'd be a good player.

I assume you meant to type "If he'd DIE IN A FIRE..."

[Slaky]

The Padres have been linked to infielders Ryan Theriot and Jeff Keppinger, as outfield targets such as David DeJesus, Corey Hart, and Jayson Werth drop out of the picture for various reasons.

PLEASETAKEHIMTAKEHIMNOW

Last night, I watched Theriot's postgame interview and remembered that he's been a pretty decent human being for the entire time he's been here, that he's been inexpensive and it never was his fault that Hendry wouldn't or couldn't find anybody to replace him until Starlin came up. And I felt kind of bad for trashing him so much lately. But I got over it.

That's awesome. Are you guys gonna start hanging out soon? Maybe he can help you move. Who cares if he sucks at baseball when he's a super swell guy.

That's one helluva post.

THI

I feel so much better. Thanks guys.

[R-V]

Anyone notice how Asshurt Apex gets when we don't slobber all over his beloved Cubs' collective knob?

I do and did.

I'm always asshurt about something and it has nothing to do with anything you may think or feel.

Huey can give you a referral to a good fistula doc.

[PenPho]

Time for Theriot to start trying to pull everything now that he's a big slugger again.

Hello, .250 average and .675 OPS!

REPLACEMENT LEVEL, HERE I COME!

Actually, I just noticed his OPS was .648 as it stands. BWAHAHAHA. That nice bastard. If he had DA FIER, he'd be a good player.

I assume you meant to type "If he'd DIE IN A FIRE..."

I thoroughly enjoyed this post.

[Saul Goodman]

SeanBearPig: Cub for life.  Maybe.

[CT III]

Well, this has been a shit trade deadline for the Cubs.  Nice choice Jim.

Does anybody think there is any chance the Cubs will let Derrek Lee go on a waiver claim, just to get out of a couple of months of salary?

[Chuck to Chuck]

Well, this has been a shit trade deadline for the Cubs.  Nice choice Jim.

Does anybody think there is any chance the Cubs will let Derrek Lee go on a waiver claim, just to get out of a couple of months of salary?

I don't think anyone will claim him.

What the Cubs should do is release him.  Or, at the very least, bench him.  He loves it here.  He'll love it even more if he's on an 8 week vacation on the bench.

Batting him 3rd would be either insane or the result of a boss who didn't give a shit anymore.

Oh...

[Eli]

What the Cubs should do is release him.  Or, at the very least, bench him. 

I bet that would really endear the Cubs to future free agents.