Hendry can't possibly be the GM next season, right?

[Yeti]

Silva goes to the DL and moving Z to the rotation isn't an option? Fuck this team. Fuck them all. Hard, fast, dry, and bloody

[Armchair_QB]

Two hits? All we got is two goddamn hits?

[Yeti]

Two hits? All we got is two goddamn hits?

There's a thread for that, son

[PenPho]

There's no thread for CHUCK IS DUMB, so it seems like this one is the best fit.

=http://www.rotoworld.com/content/playerpages/player_main.aspx?sport=MLB&id=2353Jose Guillen is available...A-Sor without a team.

[Yeti]

There's no thread for CHUCK IS DUMB, so it seems like this one is the best fit.

Jose Guillen is available...A-Sor without a team.

Fix'd

[Saul Goodman]

There's no thread for CHUCK IS DUMB, so it seems like this one is the best fit.

Jose Guillen is available...A-Sor without a team.

Fix'd

The team, in last place in the American League Central, just called up 26-year-old first baseman Kila Ka'aihue, 26, from Class AAA Omaha. Ka'aihue hit .319 with 24 homers and 78 RBI in 94 games with Omaha and could share first base and DH with Billy Butler in Guillen's absence.

How old is Kila?  Anyway, SHIT, HURRY UP AND GIT R DUN JIM!!!!

[Yeti]

There's no thread for CHUCK IS DUMB, so it seems like this one is the best fit.

Jose Guillen is available...A-Sor without a team.

Fix'd

The team, in last place in the American League Central, just called up 26-year-old first baseman Kila Ka'aihue, 26, from Class AAA Omaha. Ka'aihue hit .319 with 24 homers and 78 RBI in 94 games with Omaha and could share first base and DH with Billy Butler in Guillen's absence.

How old is Kila?  Anyway, SHIT, HURRY UP AND GIT R DUN JIM!!!!

Hawaiian for "Jake Fox"

(I don't care if he's not Hawaiian. It looks Hawaiian to me, and that's all that matters)

[J. Walter Weatherman]

(I don't care if he's not Hawaiian. It looks Hawaiian to me, and that's all that matters)

Even broken racist clock is sometimes right.

[Internet Apex]

(I don't care if he's not Hawaiian. It looks Hawaiian to me, and that's all that matters)

Even broken racist clock is sometimes right.

You should write fortune cookies.

[Saul Goodman]

Though "some of the best prospects in the minors" are in the Royals organization, K.C. ace Zack Greinke expressed doubt that these youngsters will develop quickly enough to help the team while he is still wearing Royal blue.  Greinke told Bob Dutton of the Kansas City Star that "there's no reason for me to get real excited about it...because the chance of more than one of them making a major impact by the time my contract is up is pretty slim."

While Greinke stopped short of saying he wants out of Kansas City, he said that "it's been six years with me, and most people (who are Royals fans) have been through a lot more than I have.  But for me, it's the third complete re-start/rebuilding phase....I like Kansas City....It's a town that fits me pretty well. But I don't know...at least put a team together that has a fighting chance (to win)."

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO JIM

[Powdered Toast Man]

Though "some of the best prospects in the minors" are in the Royals organization, K.C. ace Zack Greinke expressed doubt that these youngsters will develop quickly enough to help the team while he is still wearing Royal blue.  Greinke told Bob Dutton of the Kansas City Star that "there's no reason for me to get real excited about it...because the chance of more than one of them making a major impact by the time my contract is up is pretty slim."

While Greinke stopped short of saying he wants out of Kansas City, he said that "it's been six years with me, and most people (who are Royals fans) have been through a lot more than I have.  But for me, it's the third complete re-start/rebuilding phase....I like Kansas City....It's a town that fits me pretty well. But I don't know...at least put a team together that has a fighting chance (to win)."

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO JIM

Get baby blue uniforms?

[Saul Goodman]

Though "some of the best prospects in the minors" are in the Royals organization, K.C. ace Zack Greinke expressed doubt that these youngsters will develop quickly enough to help the team while he is still wearing Royal blue.  Greinke told Bob Dutton of the Kansas City Star that "there's no reason for me to get real excited about it...because the chance of more than one of them making a major impact by the time my contract is up is pretty slim."

While Greinke stopped short of saying he wants out of Kansas City, he said that "it's been six years with me, and most people (who are Royals fans) have been through a lot more than I have.  But for me, it's the third complete re-start/rebuilding phase....I like Kansas City....It's a town that fits me pretty well. But I don't know...at least put a team together that has a fighting chance (to win)."

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO JIM

Get baby blue uniforms?

Like this?

[Powdered Toast Man]

Though "some of the best prospects in the minors" are in the Royals organization, K.C. ace Zack Greinke expressed doubt that these youngsters will develop quickly enough to help the team while he is still wearing Royal blue.  Greinke told Bob Dutton of the Kansas City Star that "there's no reason for me to get real excited about it...because the chance of more than one of them making a major impact by the time my contract is up is pretty slim."

While Greinke stopped short of saying he wants out of Kansas City, he said that "it's been six years with me, and most people (who are Royals fans) have been through a lot more than I have.  But for me, it's the third complete re-start/rebuilding phase....I like Kansas City....It's a town that fits me pretty well. But I don't know...at least put a team together that has a fighting chance (to win)."

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO JIM

Get baby blue uniforms?

Like this?

Fuck yes.

[Armchair_QB]

God damn those were awesome!

[Quality Start Machine]

Though "some of the best prospects in the minors" are in the Royals organization, K.C. ace Zack Greinke expressed doubt that these youngsters will develop quickly enough to help the team while he is still wearing Royal blue.  Greinke told Bob Dutton of the Kansas City Star that "there's no reason for me to get real excited about it...because the chance of more than one of them making a major impact by the time my contract is up is pretty slim."

While Greinke stopped short of saying he wants out of Kansas City, he said that "it's been six years with me, and most people (who are Royals fans) have been through a lot more than I have.  But for me, it's the third complete re-start/rebuilding phase....I like Kansas City....It's a town that fits me pretty well. But I don't know...at least put a team together that has a fighting chance (to win)."

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO JIM

Get baby blue uniforms?

Like this?

Don't fuck with DeJesus.