Haiku for Desipiots

[CBStew]

Haiku, plural haiku, is a form of Japanese poetry, consisting of 17 moras (or on), in three phrases of 5, 7, and 5 moras respectively.[1] Although haiku are often stated to have 17 syllables,[2] this is inaccurate as syllables and moras are not the same. Haiku typically contain a kigo (seasonal reference), and a kireji (cutting word). In Japanese, haiku are traditionally printed in a single vertical line, while haiku in English usually appear in three lines, to parallel the three phrases of Japanese haiku. 

Come morans and post
seventeen moras, no more
the best of your brains

Not good, but the best that I could do with "moras"

[Yeti]

Haiku, plural haiku, is a form of Japanese poetry, consisting of 17 moras (or on), in three phrases of 5, 7, and 5 moras respectively.[1] Although haiku are often stated to have 17 syllables,[2] this is inaccurate as syllables and moras are not the same. Haiku typically contain a kigo (seasonal reference), and a kireji (cutting word). In Japanese, haiku are traditionally printed in a single vertical line, while haiku in English usually appear in three lines, to parallel the three phrases of Japanese haiku. 

Come morans and post
seventeen moras, no more
the best of your brains

Not good, but the best that I could do with "moras"

I hate haiku because there is actually some site on ChicagoNow called Cubs in Haiku... Really? Can we find something more useless to blog? CUBS IN PETRARCHAN!

[Bort]

Underage teen girl
Adrift at sea for some time
Yeti heartbroken.

[Gilgamesh]

Underage teen girl
Adrift at sea for some time
Yeti heartbroken.

I say bravo to you sir, bravo.

[CBStew]

Underage teen girl
Adrift at sea for some time
Yeti heartbroken.

Well done!

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Underage teen girl
Adrift at sea for some time
Yeti heartbroken.

Bobbing in the wash:
A flabby sea-lolita
Can she mend his heart?

[Yeti]

Underage teen girl
Adrift at sea for some time
Yeti heartbroken.

Bobbing in the wash:
A flabby sea-lolita
Can she mend his heart?

We really need 2 (and I'm sure there's a 3rd developing) threads for this.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Underage teen girl
Adrift at sea for some time
Yeti heartbroken.

Bobbing in the wash:
A flabby sea-lolita
Can she mend his heart?

We really need 2 (and I'm sure there's a 3rd developing) threads for this.

I agree.

[Bort]

Underage teen girl
Adrift at sea for some time
Yeti heartbroken.

Bobbing in the wash:
A flabby sea-lolita
Can she mend his heart?

We really need 2 (and I'm sure there's a 3rd developing) threads for this.

Making a huge bed
That he now has to lie in:
An outraged Yeti.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

(Though, come to think of it, we already have three: this thread and two others.)

[Bort]

(Though, come to think of it, we already have three: this thread and two others.)

Oh, pedantic Tank
Use your internet powers
To torment Huard.

[Yeti]

(Though, come to think of it, we already have three: this thread and two others.)

Ah... I forgot that the WaterAnimal thread was separate from the Lost at Sea thread.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

(Though, come to think of it, we already have three: this thread and two others.)

Oh, pedantic Tank
Use your internet powers
To torment Huard.

Desipio's curse:
Well-earned humiliation
Forges threads of steel

[Bort]

Insignificant?
Apex builds many strawmen
To disprove the point.

[Internet Apex]

Pex wins the Bulls Thread.
So insignificant. Now-
Better, having trolled