Haiku for Desipiots

[Wheezer]

Ah, salty gunwale!
Confine the quivering squid;
Love in ambergris.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Lunch with the Kapman
The toughest part comes after—
Scrubbing orange from ass

Internet Chuck says:
Guillen is available
ASor with a glove

Internet Chuck says:
Not the money but the years
(And that fucking hop)

Internet Chuck says:
Love's opposite is not hate
Rather, indifference

[Bonk]

Fontenot sucks ass
That motherfucker just swung
At a throw to first

Lilly is awful
Assface can't find the strikezone
With a GPS

[Bonk]

I must stop drinking
When women golfers look hot
You know you're fucked up

[Saul Goodman]

Lucky Ted Lilly
A trade to set him free soon
Hendry, send me too

[Eli]

Internet Chuck says:
Love's opposite is not hate
Rather, indifference

This is beautiful.

[MAD]

Bonk Is Much Better
At Haiku Than Composing
Dead Pool Title Threads

[Bonk]

Bonk Is Much Better
At Haiku Than Composing
Dead Pool Title Threads

I was drunk.

Also, your last line is four syllables.

[MAD]

Bonk Is Much Better
At Haiku Than Composing
Dead Pool Title Threads

I was drunk.

Also, your last line is four syllables.

I think you're still drunk.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Bonk Is Much Better
At Haiku Than Composing
Dead Pool Title Threads

I was drunk.

Also, your last line is four syllables.

I think you're still drunk.

So are you?

Bonk Is Much Better
At Haiku Than Composing
Dead Pool Title Threads Thread Titles

[MAD]

Bonk Is Much Better
At Haiku Than Composing
Dead Pool Title Threads

I was drunk.

Also, your last line is four syllables.

I think you're still drunk.

So are you?

Bonk Is Much Better
At Haiku Than Composing
Dead Pool Title Threads Thread Titles

Still 5 syllables.

*gives Thrill the finger*

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Bonk Is Much Better
At Haiku Than Composing
Dead Pool Title Threads

I was drunk.

Also, your last line is four syllables.

I think you're still drunk.

So are you?

Bonk Is Much Better
At Haiku Than Composing
Dead Pool Title Threads Thread Titles

Still 5 syllables.

*gives Thrill the finger*

Could you tell me, then,
Through your mickish drunken haze:
What are "title threads"?

[Bonk]

Bonk Is Much Better
At Haiku Than Composing
Dead Pool Title Threads

I was drunk.

Also, your last line is four syllables.

I think you're still drunk.

So are you?

Bonk Is Much Better
At Haiku Than Composing
Dead Pool Title Threads Thread Titles

Still 5 syllables.

*gives Thrill the finger*

"Titles" is still one syllable, I believe, if that's the one you're saying is two.

And yes, I am still drunk. Hey, it's the weekend.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Bonk Is Much Better
At Haiku Than Composing
Dead Pool Title Threads

I was drunk.

Also, your last line is four syllables.

I think you're still drunk.

So are you?

Bonk Is Much Better
At Haiku Than Composing
Dead Pool Title Threads Thread Titles

Still 5 syllables.

*gives Thrill the finger*

Which of the four words is two syllables?

And yes, I am still drunk. Hey, it's the weekend.

ti·tle (ˈtī-təl)

[Saul Goodman]

Bonk Is Much Better
At Haiku Than Composing
Dead Pool Title Threads

I was drunk.

Also, your last line is four syllables.

I think you're still drunk.

So are you?

Bonk Is Much Better
At Haiku Than Composing
Dead Pool Title Threads Thread Titles

Still 5 syllables.

*gives Thrill the finger*

"Titles" is still one syllable, I believe, if that's the one you're saying is two.

And yes, I am still drunk. Hey, it's the weekend.

This is a joke, right?