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MAD

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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #45 on: July 10, 2010, 03:22:41 PM »
Quote from: Bonk on July 10, 2010, 02:31:36 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 10, 2010, 01:05:44 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 10, 2010, 01:01:18 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 10, 2010, 12:59:44 PM
Quote from: Bonk on July 10, 2010, 12:48:58 PM
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I was drunk.

Also, your last line is four syllables.

I think you're still drunk.

So are you?

Quote from: MAD on July 10, 2010, 12:16:53 PM
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Still 5 syllables.

*gives Thrill the finger*

"Titles" is still one syllable, I believe, if that's the one you're saying is two.

And yes, I am still drunk. Hey, it's the weekend.

I curse you for inadvertantly drawing attention to my garbled syntax, Bonk. 

And I was trying to compliment you!
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I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #46 on: July 10, 2010, 03:35:20 PM »
Huey corrected?
Anger is palapable
We have no suspects
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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #47 on: July 10, 2010, 03:38:55 PM »
Quote from: CT III on July 10, 2010, 03:35:20 PM
Huey corrected?
Anger is   Hostility palapable
We have no suspects
7'd
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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #48 on: July 10, 2010, 03:43:37 PM »
Quote from: thehawk on July 10, 2010, 03:38:55 PM
Quote from: CT III on July 10, 2010, 03:35:20 PM
Huey corrected?
Anger is   Hostility palapable
We have no suspects
7'd

Yeah, I misspelled palpable and gave it an extra syllable as a result.  COMPLETE FAIL
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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #49 on: July 10, 2010, 03:58:21 PM »
Quote from: CT III on July 10, 2010, 03:43:37 PM
Quote from: thehawk on July 10, 2010, 03:38:55 PM
Quote from: CT III on July 10, 2010, 03:35:20 PM
Huey corrected?
Anger is   Hostility palapable
We have no suspects
7'd

Yeah, I misspelled palpable and gave it an extra syllable as a result.  COMPLETE FAIL

Had You Left The "a"
It Would Not Have Been English
Yet Correct Haiku
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I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #50 on: July 10, 2010, 05:11:18 PM »
Get it together
This thread is starting to suck
Turds can't count or spell.
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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #51 on: July 10, 2010, 05:22:26 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 10, 2010, 05:11:18 PM
Get it together
This thread is starting to suck
Turds can't count or spell.

But how can it suck
When I have yet to post here
Oh shit, I just did.
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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #52 on: July 10, 2010, 05:39:39 PM »
He's Solipsistic
Yet Not Very Self-Aware
He's Kurtis Evans
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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #53 on: July 10, 2010, 05:52:19 PM »
Front-running LeBron
Who trusts not his own talent
Jordan still greatest
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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #54 on: July 10, 2010, 06:42:11 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 10, 2010, 02:38:02 PM
Quote from: Bonk on July 10, 2010, 02:31:36 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 10, 2010, 01:05:44 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 10, 2010, 01:01:18 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 10, 2010, 12:59:44 PM
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I was drunk.

Also, your last line is four syllables.

I think you're still drunk.

So are you?

Quote from: MAD on July 10, 2010, 12:16:53 PM
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Still 5 syllables.

*gives Thrill the finger*

Which of the four words is two syllables?

And yes, I am still drunk. Hey, it's the weekend.

ti·tle (ˈtī-təl)

How is the terminal liquid 'l' in "title" different from the terminal liquid 'l' in "aisle"?
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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #55 on: July 10, 2010, 06:57:27 PM »
Quote from: Wheezer on July 10, 2010, 06:42:11 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 10, 2010, 02:38:02 PM
Quote from: Bonk on July 10, 2010, 02:31:36 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 10, 2010, 01:05:44 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 10, 2010, 01:01:18 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 10, 2010, 12:59:44 PM
Quote from: Bonk on July 10, 2010, 12:48:58 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 10, 2010, 12:16:53 PM
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I was drunk.

Also, your last line is four syllables.

I think you're still drunk.

So are you?

Quote from: MAD on July 10, 2010, 12:16:53 PM
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Still 5 syllables.

*gives Thrill the finger*

Which of the four words is two syllables?

And yes, I am still drunk. Hey, it's the weekend.

ti·tle (ˈtī-təl)

How is the terminal liquid 'l' in "title" different from the terminal liquid 'l' in "aisle"?

Aisle is a diphthong*
Title's t twixt ī and əl:
Syllable onset

*Or maybe a triphthong
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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #56 on: July 10, 2010, 07:12:44 PM »
Quote from: Night Man on July 10, 2010, 05:52:19 PM
Front-running LeBron
Who trusts not his own talent
Jordan still greatest

I hope Jordan dies
He planned his fathers murder
In Hell together
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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #57 on: July 10, 2010, 07:14:40 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 10, 2010, 07:12:44 PM
Quote from: Night Man on July 10, 2010, 05:52:19 PM
Front-running LeBron
Who trusts not his own talent
Jordan still greatest

I hope Jordan dies
He planned his fathers murder
In Hell together

That's not very nice.
I'm so sorry for my anger-
Still don't like the douche.
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Saul Goodman

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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #58 on: July 10, 2010, 07:22:17 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 10, 2010, 07:14:40 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 10, 2010, 07:12:44 PM
Quote from: Night Man on July 10, 2010, 05:52:19 PM
Front-running LeBron
Who trusts not his own talent
Jordan still greatest

I hope Jordan dies
He planned his fathers murder
In Hell together

That's not very nice.
I'm so sorry for my anger-
Still don't like the douche.

You lose this thread, just like the Bulls thread.
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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #59 on: July 10, 2010, 07:27:28 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 10, 2010, 06:57:27 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on July 10, 2010, 06:42:11 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 10, 2010, 02:38:02 PM
Quote from: Bonk on July 10, 2010, 02:31:36 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 10, 2010, 01:05:44 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 10, 2010, 01:01:18 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 10, 2010, 12:59:44 PM
Quote from: Bonk on July 10, 2010, 12:48:58 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 10, 2010, 12:16:53 PM
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I was drunk.

Also, your last line is four syllables.

I think you're still drunk.

So are you?

Quote from: MAD on July 10, 2010, 12:16:53 PM
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Still 5 syllables.

*gives Thrill the finger*

Which of the four words is two syllables?

And yes, I am still drunk. Hey, it's the weekend.

ti·tle (ˈtī-təl)

How is the terminal liquid 'l' in "title" different from the terminal liquid 'l' in "aisle"?

Aisle is a diphthong
Title's t twixt ī and əl:
Syllable onset

So "dial" is one syllable, then?
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