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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #60 on: July 10, 2010, 07:32:22 PM »
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Front-running LeBron
Who trusts not his own talent
Jordan still greatest

I hope Jordan dies
He planned his fathers murder
In Hell together

That's not very nice.
I'm so sorry for my anger-
Still don't like the douche.

You lose this thread, just like the Bulls thread.

Fatigue, emptiness—
Interpreted correctly:
Loss of manly thread

/forTEC
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

Tinker to Evers to Chance

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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #61 on: July 10, 2010, 07:34:18 PM »
Quote from: Wheezer on July 10, 2010, 07:27:28 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 10, 2010, 06:57:27 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on July 10, 2010, 06:42:11 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 10, 2010, 02:38:02 PM
Quote from: Bonk on July 10, 2010, 02:31:36 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 10, 2010, 01:05:44 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 10, 2010, 01:01:18 PM
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Quote from: Bonk on July 10, 2010, 12:48:58 PM
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I was drunk.

Also, your last line is four syllables.

I think you're still drunk.

So are you?

Quote from: MAD on July 10, 2010, 12:16:53 PM
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Still 5 syllables.

*gives Thrill the finger*

Which of the four words is two syllables?

And yes, I am still drunk. Hey, it's the weekend.

ti·tle (ˈtī-təl)

How is the terminal liquid 'l' in "title" different from the terminal liquid 'l' in "aisle"?

Aisle is a diphthong
Title's t twixt ī and əl:
Syllable onset

So "dial" is one syllable, then?
At least Tank can count.
Apex, Bonk, and other tards
Can only dream it.
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #62 on: July 10, 2010, 07:36:17 PM »
Quote from: Wheezer on July 10, 2010, 07:27:28 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 10, 2010, 06:57:27 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on July 10, 2010, 06:42:11 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 10, 2010, 02:38:02 PM
ti·tle (ˈtī-təl)

How is the terminal liquid 'l' in "title" different from the terminal liquid 'l' in "aisle"?

Aisle is a diphthong
Title's t twixt ī and əl:
Syllable onset

So "dial" is one syllable, then?

Syllable? Diphthong?
Depends on your dialect
Let the tongue decide
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

Tinker to Evers to Chance

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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #63 on: July 10, 2010, 07:37:11 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 10, 2010, 07:32:22 PM
Quote from: Night Man on July 10, 2010, 07:22:17 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 10, 2010, 07:14:40 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 10, 2010, 07:12:44 PM
Quote from: Night Man on July 10, 2010, 05:52:19 PM
Front-running LeBron
Who trusts not his own talent
Jordan still greatest

I hope Jordan dies
He planned his fathers murder
In Hell together

That's not very nice.
I'm so sorry for my anger-
Still don't like the douche.

You lose this thread, just like the Bulls thread.

Fatigue, emptiness—
Interpreted correctly:
Loss of manly thread

/forTEC

Peace sign/"Born to Kill"
Jungian Duality
Where's that fucking tank?
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I don't get this KurtEvans photoshop at all.

Brownie

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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #64 on: July 10, 2010, 08:49:41 PM »
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on July 10, 2010, 07:34:18 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on July 10, 2010, 07:27:28 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 10, 2010, 06:57:27 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on July 10, 2010, 06:42:11 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 10, 2010, 02:38:02 PM
Quote from: Bonk on July 10, 2010, 02:31:36 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 10, 2010, 01:05:44 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 10, 2010, 01:01:18 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 10, 2010, 12:59:44 PM
Quote from: Bonk on July 10, 2010, 12:48:58 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 10, 2010, 12:16:53 PM
Bonk Is Much Better
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I was drunk.

Also, your last line is four syllables.

I think you're still drunk.

So are you?

Quote from: MAD on July 10, 2010, 12:16:53 PM
Bonk Is Much Better
At Haiku Than Composing
Dead Pool Title Threads Thread Titles

Still 5 syllables.

*gives Thrill the finger*

Which of the four words is two syllables?

And yes, I am still drunk. Hey, it's the weekend.

ti·tle (ˈtī-təl)

How is the terminal liquid 'l' in "title" different from the terminal liquid 'l' in "aisle"?

Aisle is a diphthong
Title's t twixt ī and əl:
Syllable onset

So "dial" is one syllable, then?
At least Tank can count.
Apex, Bonk, and other tards
Can only dream it.

Would Apex dare count
April roundball games won by
Purdue. Zero, no?

Gilgamesh

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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #65 on: July 11, 2010, 12:09:37 AM »
Irish Yeti peed,
on golf course; cute cart girl saw;
tears, laughs, joy and shame.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #66 on: July 11, 2010, 12:14:50 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 11, 2010, 12:09:37 AM
Irish Yeti peed,
on golf course; cute cart girl saw;
tears, laughs, joy and shame.

If he turned too quick
the penis exposed, her love
for him certainly shows.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

Bonk

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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #67 on: July 11, 2010, 09:58:25 AM »
Quote from: MAD on July 10, 2010, 03:22:41 PM
Quote from: Bonk on July 10, 2010, 02:31:36 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 10, 2010, 01:05:44 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on July 10, 2010, 01:01:18 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 10, 2010, 12:59:44 PM
Quote from: Bonk on July 10, 2010, 12:48:58 PM
Quote from: MAD on July 10, 2010, 12:16:53 PM
Bonk Is Much Better
At Haiku Than Composing
Dead Pool Title Threads

I was drunk.

Also, your last line is four syllables.

I think you're still drunk.

So are you?

Quote from: MAD on July 10, 2010, 12:16:53 PM
Bonk Is Much Better
At Haiku Than Composing
Dead Pool Title Threads Thread Titles

Still 5 syllables.

*gives Thrill the finger*

"Titles" is still one syllable, I believe, if that's the one you're saying is two.

And yes, I am still drunk. Hey, it's the weekend.

I curse you for inadvertantly drawing attention to my garbled syntax, Bonk.  

And I was trying to compliment you!

My teacher was drunk
We found hooch inside her desk
Now I'm a moran

*true story, including the part about me being a moran. My sixth grade language arts teacher in Glen Ellyn was constantly drunk, and I had her last bell that year when she was good and lit.

Bort

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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #68 on: July 11, 2010, 10:10:09 AM »
Bort is in deep shock.
Haiku thread: fascinating
Chicago Cubs, no.
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Tonker

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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #69 on: July 11, 2010, 11:33:15 AM »
There was a young man of Japan
Whose limericks haikus never would scan
When told this was so
He replied "Yes, I know
But I always like to try to get as many words into the last line as I possibly can."

EDIT : much better.
Your toilet's broken, Dave, but I fixed it.

Slaky

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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #70 on: July 11, 2010, 12:00:28 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on July 11, 2010, 11:33:15 AM
There was a young man of Japan
Whose limericks never would scan
When told this was so
He replied "Yes, I know
But I always like to try to get as many words into the last line as I possibly can."

Best haiku ever.

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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #71 on: July 11, 2010, 12:09:56 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on July 11, 2010, 12:00:28 PM
Quote from: Tonker on July 11, 2010, 11:33:15 AM
There was a young man of Japan
Whose limericks never would scan
When told this was so
He replied "Yes, I know
But I always like to try to get as many words into the last line as I possibly can."

Best haiku ever.

This is a haiku thread?  Fuck.  I'll be back in a minute.
Your toilet's broken, Dave, but I fixed it.

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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #72 on: July 11, 2010, 12:47:43 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on July 11, 2010, 12:09:56 PM
Quote from: Slaky on July 11, 2010, 12:00:28 PM
Quote from: Tonker on July 11, 2010, 11:33:15 AM
There was a young man of Japan
Whose limericks never would scan
When told this was so
He replied "Yes, I know
But I always like to try to get as many words into the last line as I possibly can."

Best haiku ever.

This is a haiku thread?  Fuck.  I'll be back in a minute.

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Today for his football team
Led by Jake Utler?

MAD

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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #73 on: July 11, 2010, 12:59:47 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 10, 2010, 07:14:40 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 10, 2010, 07:12:44 PM
Quote from: Night Man on July 10, 2010, 05:52:19 PM
Front-running LeBron
Who trusts not his own talent
Jordan still greatest

I hope Jordan dies
He planned his fathers murder
In Hell together

That's not very nice.
I'm so sorry for my anger-
Still don't like the douche.

Don't worry; I laughed.
You're still a trolling dickface
When it comes to Bulls.
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #74 on: July 11, 2010, 01:39:55 PM »
Quote from: MAD on July 11, 2010, 12:59:47 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 10, 2010, 07:14:40 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 10, 2010, 07:12:44 PM
Quote from: Night Man on July 10, 2010, 05:52:19 PM
Front-running LeBron
Who trusts not his own talent
Jordan still greatest

I hope Jordan dies
He planned his fathers murder
In Hell together

That's not very nice.
I'm so sorry for my anger-
Still don't like the douche.

Don't worry; I laughed.
You're still a trolling dickface
When it comes to Bulls.

But don't sell me short.
My Pacers hate knows no end;
A hoop vagabond.
The 37th Tenet of Pexism:  Apestink is terrible.