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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #75 on: July 11, 2010, 04:29:47 PM »
Oranje turned red
Eighty bucks in my pocket
Tonker's pain, my gain
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #76 on: July 11, 2010, 04:53:28 PM »
Love the All Star Break
Means at least Thursday before
Another Cubs loss
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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #77 on: July 11, 2010, 07:05:53 PM »
Quote from: thehawk on July 11, 2010, 04:53:28 PM
Love the All Star Break
Means at least Thursday before
Another Cubs loss

Only not counting
Tonight's game on the west coast,
It starts now ... bitches. 
M'lady.

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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #78 on: July 11, 2010, 08:23:19 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 10, 2010, 07:12:44 PM
I hope Jordan dies
He planned his fathers murder
In Hell together

Quote from: Internet Apex on July 09, 2009, 07:17:11 AM
Some of you act like you don't have a father. If you say you hope Santo dies, well I hope your father dies. Right in front of you and unexpectedly. For those of you whose fathers have already passed, I'm really sorry. I'm totally cool with him reducing his game schedule to about 6 innings a week and some pre and post game gurgling. But Jesus H. Christ, you guys could chill a little.

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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #79 on: July 11, 2010, 09:55:00 PM »
From my best friend for me:

Bob Shepard is dead
My points feed my friend's anger
Callousness abounds.

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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #80 on: July 11, 2010, 10:00:27 PM »
Quote from: powen01 on July 11, 2010, 09:55:00 PM
From my best friend for me:

Bob Shepard is dead
My points feed my friend's anger
Callousness abounds.

It's quite a sad thing
When a friend is resentful.
His loss, Powen's gain.
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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #81 on: July 11, 2010, 10:05:41 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 11, 2010, 12:14:50 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 11, 2010, 12:09:37 AM
Irish Yeti peed,
on golf course; cute cart girl saw;
tears, laughs, joy and shame.

If he turned too quick
the penis exposed, her love
for him certainly shows.

My great victory
Could not be lost by Bud Light
Should have had those shots

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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #82 on: July 12, 2010, 07:38:31 AM »
Quote from: Eli on July 11, 2010, 08:23:19 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on July 10, 2010, 07:12:44 PM
I hope Jordan dies
He planned his fathers murder
In Hell together

Quote from: Internet Apex on July 09, 2009, 07:17:11 AM
Some of you act like you don't have a father. If you say you hope Santo dies, well I hope your father dies. Right in front of you and unexpectedly. For those of you whose fathers have already passed, I'm really sorry. I'm totally cool with him reducing his game schedule to about 6 innings a week and some pre and post game gurgling. But Jesus H. Christ, you guys could chill a little.

That is quite a pull.
Eli may have won this thread.
Still wish Santo dead.
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #83 on: July 12, 2010, 07:42:55 AM »
Double Posting Douche
I see I missed my exit.
You are all assholes.
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
Eli G. (6-22-10)

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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #84 on: July 12, 2010, 07:59:03 AM »
Quote from: MAD on July 12, 2010, 07:42:55 AM
Double Posting Douche
I see I missed my exit.
You are all assholes.

Huey is a dick
drunken Irish douchebag
A penis with ears
TIME TO POST!

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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #85 on: July 12, 2010, 09:44:11 AM »
Quote from: Fork on July 12, 2010, 07:59:03 AM
Quote from: MAD on July 12, 2010, 07:42:55 AM
Double Posting Douche
I see I missed my exit.
You are all assholes.

Huey is a dick
drunken Irish douchebag
A penis with ears


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Re: Haiku for Desipiots
« Reply #86 on: July 12, 2010, 11:13:50 AM »
Polanski is free.
The Swiss won't extradite him.
Yeti breathes a sigh.
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