Haiku for Desipiots

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Oranje turned red
Eighty bucks in my pocket
Tonker's pain, my gain

[thehawk]

Love the All Star Break
Means at least Thursday before
Another Cubs loss

[Canadouche]

Love the All Star Break
Means at least Thursday before
Another Cubs loss

Only not counting
Tonight's game on the west coast,
It starts now ... bitches. 

[Eli]

I hope Jordan dies
He planned his fathers murder
In Hell together

Some of you act like you don't have a father. If you say you hope Santo dies, well I hope your father dies. Right in front of you and unexpectedly. For those of you whose fathers have already passed, I'm really sorry. I'm totally cool with him reducing his game schedule to about 6 innings a week and some pre and post game gurgling. But Jesus H. Christ, you guys could chill a little.

[powen01]

From my best friend for me:

Bob Shepard is dead
My points feed my friend's anger
Callousness abounds.

[Bort]

From my best friend for me:

Bob Shepard is dead
My points feed my friend's anger
Callousness abounds.

It's quite a sad thing
When a friend is resentful.
His loss, Powen's gain.

[Yeti]

Irish Yeti peed,
on golf course; cute cart girl saw;
tears, laughs, joy and shame.

If he turned too quick
the penis exposed, her love
for him certainly shows.

My great victory
Could not be lost by Bud Light
Should have had those shots

[MAD]

I hope Jordan dies
He planned his fathers murder
In Hell together

Some of you act like you don't have a father. If you say you hope Santo dies, well I hope your father dies. Right in front of you and unexpectedly. For those of you whose fathers have already passed, I'm really sorry. I'm totally cool with him reducing his game schedule to about 6 innings a week and some pre and post game gurgling. But Jesus H. Christ, you guys could chill a little.

That is quite a pull.
Eli may have won this thread.
Still wish Santo dead.

[MAD]

Double Posting Douche
I see I missed my exit.
You are all assholes.

[Quality Start Machine]

Double Posting Douche
I see I missed my exit.
You are all assholes.

Huey is a dick
drunken Irish douchebag
A penis with ears

[CBStew]

Double Posting Douche
I see I missed my exit.
You are all assholes.

Huey is a dick
drunken Irish douchebag
A penis with ears

It works if we pronounce it "Doo-Shay"

[Internet Apex]

Polanski is free.
The Swiss won't extradite him.
Yeti breathes a sigh.