Which former Padre will pitch again?

[Internet Apex]

Sometimes I think about how awesome it was to have Prior, Wood and Zambrano at the top of my favorite team's rotation. Best week of my life.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

BRING MARK PRIOR BACK

RIGHT THAT WRONG!

[Brownie]

Let's not forget the big picture: More than half of us believe a 50-something pothead, a one-armed left-hander (whose one arm is his right hand) or a dead guy have a better chance pitching again in the big leagues than Prior or Peavy.

[Bort]

Let's not forget the big picture: More than half of us believe a 50-something pothead, a one-armed left-hander (whose one arm is his right hand) or a dead guy have a better chance pitching again in the big leagues than Prior or Peavy.

DRAVECKY FOREVER!

[BH]

BRING MARK PRIOR BACK

RIGHT THAT WRONG!

It's too bad Prior doesn't have a sister in middle school. Amirite?

[Oleg]

Let's not forget the big picture: More than half of us believe a 50-something pothead, a one-armed left-hander (whose one arm is his right hand) or a dead guy have a better chance pitching again in the big leagues than Prior or Peavy.

For some reason, I thought Dravecky was also dead.  I need to change my vote.

[Slaky]

Eric Show will rise from the dead and drink the blood from Andre Dawson's mustache. Not only will be pitch again - he'll probably kill himself with another cocaine cocktail.

Didn't know he was a member of the John Birch society though. That makes his whole life that much funnier.

Eat shit, dead guy.

[Yeti]

BRING MARK PRIOR BACK

RIGHT THAT WRONG!

It's too bad Prior doesn't have a sister in middle school. Amirite?

No

[MAD]

Let's not forget the big picture: More than half of us believe a 50-something pothead, a one-armed left-hander (whose one arm is his right hand) or a dead guy have a better chance pitching again in the big leagues than Prior or Peavy.

We get it.  You're a fan of the old Padre pitchers.

The 1984 Padres had a young superstar in the making in Tony Gwynn. It had strong-voiced veterans such as Goose Gossage, Graig Nettles and Garry Templeton. It had a clubhouse tinged with politics as pitchers Eric Show, Mark Thurmond and Dave Dravecky make a public appearance on behalf of the John Birch Society.

[MAD]

Eric Show will rise from the dead and drink the blood from Andre Dawson's mustache. Not only will be pitch again - he'll probably kill himself with another cocaine cocktail.

Didn't know he was a member of the John Birch society though. That makes his whole life that much funnier.

Eat shit, dead guy.

FACE'd from Sweden.

[PenPho]

Eric Show will rise from the dead and drink the blood from Andre Dawson's mustache. Not only will be pitch again - he'll probably kill himself with another cocaine cocktail.

Didn't know he was a member of the John Birch society though. That makes his whole life that much funnier.

Eat shit, dead guy.

FACE'd from Sweden.

13 minutes is more of a DRLP than a FACE, if you want to get technical.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Eric Show will rise from the dead and drink the blood from Andre Dawson's mustache. Not only will be pitch again - he'll probably kill himself with another cocaine cocktail.

Didn't know he was a member of the John Birch society though. That makes his whole life that much funnier.

Eat shit, dead guy.

FACE'd from Sweden Norway.

All those fish-eating fjord monkeys look the same'd

[Brownie]

Let's not forget the big picture: More than half of us believe a 50-something pothead, a one-armed left-hander (whose one arm is his right hand) or a dead guy have a better chance pitching again in the big leagues than Prior or Peavy.

We get it.  You're a fan of the old Padre pitchers.

The 1984 Padres had a young superstar in the making in Tony Gwynn. It had strong-voiced veterans such as Goose Gossage, Graig Nettles and Garry Templeton. It had a clubhouse tinged with politics as pitchers Eric Show, Mark Thurmond and Dave Dravecky make a public appearance on behalf of the John Birch Society.

Hardly a Bircher here. I'm a little surprised they even existed in 1984

[Slaky]

Eric Show will rise from the dead and drink the blood from Andre Dawson's mustache. Not only will be pitch again - he'll probably kill himself with another cocaine cocktail.

Didn't know he was a member of the John Birch society though. That makes his whole life that much funnier.

Eat shit, dead guy.

FACE'd from Sweden Norway.

All those fish-eating fjord monkeys look the same'd

Swingin' from similar Scandy trees, the lot of 'em.

[powen01]

That's it.  I have to know what "DRLP" means.  Help?