Chicago Blackhawks 2010-11 Title Defense/Capocalypse/Kyle Beach Murder Thread

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Rick Morrissey is Woodward and Bernstein to the Stanley Cup's Nixon.

Except cooler.

[Oleg]

Rick Morrissey is Woodward and Bernstein to the Stanley Cup's Nixon.

Except cooler.

Is it even worth wondering what his point is?

And how is the Stanley Cup like Richard Nixon post-resignation?

[Quality Start Machine]

Rick Morrissey is Woodward and Bernstein to the Stanley Cup's Nixon.

Except cooler.

Is it even worth wondering what his point is?

And how is the Stanley Cup like Richard Nixon post-resignation?

the only clown near it this year was Burish.

[Gilgamesh]

Rick Morrissey is Woodward and Bernstein to the Stanley Cup's Nixon.

Except cooler.

Is it even worth wondering what his point is?

And how is the Stanley Cup like Richard Nixon post-resignation?

I guess liberal Morrissey and his pals at the Chicago Jew-Times always hated the Blackhawks organization and the peace it was trying to bring to the Vietnam War.  PEACE WITH HONOR!!

[Bort]

Rick Morrissey is Woodward and Bernstein to the Stanley Cup's Nixon.

Except cooler.

Is it even worth wondering what his point is?

And how is the Stanley Cup like Richard Nixon post-resignation?

I guess liberal Morrissey and his pals at the Chicago Jew-Times always hated the Blackhawks organization and the peace it was trying to bring to the Vietnam War.  PEACE WITH HONOR!!

Man, every time I decide who the dumbest Chicago sports writer is, someone else does something asinine.

[SKO]

Rick Morrissey is Woodward and Bernstein to the Stanley Cup's Nixon.

Except cooler.

Is it even worth wondering what his point is?

And how is the Stanley Cup like Richard Nixon post-resignation?

I guess liberal Morrissey and his pals at the Chicago Jew-Times always hated the Blackhawks organization and the peace it was trying to bring to the Vietnam War.  PEACE WITH HONOR!!

Man, every time I decide who the dumbest Chicago sports writer is, someone else does something asinine.

Oh no. It's Morrissey, hands down. Not even Phil Rogers can be so smug and so wrong at the same time.

[Bort]

Rick Morrissey is Woodward and Bernstein to the Stanley Cup's Nixon.

Except cooler.

Is it even worth wondering what his point is?

And how is the Stanley Cup like Richard Nixon post-resignation?

I guess liberal Morrissey and his pals at the Chicago Jew-Times always hated the Blackhawks organization and the peace it was trying to bring to the Vietnam War.  PEACE WITH HONOR!!

Man, every time I decide who the dumbest Chicago sports writer is, someone else does something asinine.

Oh no. It's Morrissey, hands down. Not even Phil Rogers can be so smug and so wrong at the same time.

But what about ROSENDOOM?

[Quality Start Machine]

Rick Morrissey is Woodward and Bernstein to the Stanley Cup's Nixon.

Except cooler.

Is it even worth wondering what his point is?

And how is the Stanley Cup like Richard Nixon post-resignation?

I guess liberal Morrissey and his pals at the Chicago Jew-Times always hated the Blackhawks organization and the peace it was trying to bring to the Vietnam War.  PEACE WITH HONOR!!

Man, every time I decide who the dumbest Chicago sports writer is, someone else does something asinine.

Oh no. It's Morrissey, hands down. Not even Phil Rogers can be so smug and so wrong at the same time.

But what about ROSENDOOM?

Especially in matters of ice soccer, I humbly submit one Barrington Rozner.

[Gilgamesh]

Rick Morrissey is Woodward and Bernstein to the Stanley Cup's Nixon.

Except cooler.

Is it even worth wondering what his point is?

And how is the Stanley Cup like Richard Nixon post-resignation?

I guess liberal Morrissey and his pals at the Chicago Jew-Times always hated the Blackhawks organization and the peace it was trying to bring to the Vietnam War.  PEACE WITH HONOR!!

Man, every time I decide who the dumbest Chicago sports writer is, someone else does something asinine.

Oh no. It's Morrissey, hands down. Not even Phil Rogers can be so smug and so wrong at the same time.

But what about ROSENDOOM?

Speaking of, he hasn't had a column in several days and the archives of his old columns have been erased from the Trib's website.

Interesting, eh?

UPDATE: Nevermind, there it is.

[CT III]

Rick Morrissey is Woodward and Bernstein to the Stanley Cup's Nixon.

Except cooler.

Is it even worth wondering what his point is?

And how is the Stanley Cup like Richard Nixon post-resignation?

I guess liberal Morrissey and his pals at the Chicago Jew-Times always hated the Blackhawks organization and the peace it was trying to bring to the Vietnam War.  PEACE WITH HONOR!!

Man, every time I decide who the dumbest Chicago sports writer is, someone else does something asinine.

Oh no. It's Morrissey, hands down. Not even Phil Rogers can be so smug and so wrong at the same time.

Morrissey is very good.  I mean, he was the first guy to ever express the idea that the Stanley Cup is not like any other sports trophy.

Maybe I'm to blame for this screaming decline in professional standards. I'm the one who had said that the Cup was different from all the other sports baubles.

[Bort]

Rick Morrissey is Woodward and Bernstein to the Stanley Cup's Nixon.

Except cooler.

Is it even worth wondering what his point is?

And how is the Stanley Cup like Richard Nixon post-resignation?

I guess liberal Morrissey and his pals at the Chicago Jew-Times always hated the Blackhawks organization and the peace it was trying to bring to the Vietnam War.  PEACE WITH HONOR!!

Man, every time I decide who the dumbest Chicago sports writer is, someone else does something asinine.

Oh no. It's Morrissey, hands down. Not even Phil Rogers can be so smug and so wrong at the same time.

Morrissey is very good.  I mean, he was the first guy to ever express the idea that the Stanley Cup is not like any other sports trophy.

Maybe I'm to blame for this screaming decline in professional standards. I'm the one who had said that the Cup was different from all the other sports baubles.

So he's a total GAME CHANGER?

[Quality Start Machine]

anyone want a pair for the 10/3 (5:00 PM) preseason game vs. the Blues?

Face value, $35/pop. Offering them here before I put them on Twitter/Facebook/Ticket Exchange.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Skille's gonna finally stick this season, isn't he?

[Slaky]

Skille's gonna finally stick this season, isn't he?

Minimum salary says yes.

[Gilgamesh]

Skille's gonna finally stick this season, isn't he?

Minimum salary says yes.

What about Morin?  I'm sporting a Jeremy Morin boner these days.