Chicago Blackhawks 2010-11 Title Defense/Capocalypse/Kyle Beach Murder Thread

[Quality Start Machine]

Skille's gonna finally stick this season, isn't he?

Minimum salary says yes.

What about Morin?  I'm sporting a Jeremy Morin boner these days.

He'll star for Team USA in the WJC this year before being a Calder finalist in 2011-12.

[BBM]

Skille's gonna finally stick this season, isn't he?

Minimum salary says yes.

What about Morin?  I'm sporting a Jeremy Morin boner these days.

He'll star for Team USA in the WJC this year before being a Calder finalist in 2011-12.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WILL STAR? BUFF FOR THE THRASHERS! SOMETHINGSOMETHING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM.

[Gilgamesh]

Just a reminder that this did in fact happen and wasn't a dream: http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/09/stanley-cup-returns-to-chicago-after-engraving.html

[Oleg]

Just a reminder that this did in fact happen and wasn't a dream: http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/09/stanley-cup-returns-to-chicago-after-engraving.html

It's glorious.

[thehawk]

Dammit Vertseeg!

http://www.thestar.com/sports/hockey/nhl/mapleleafs/article/867070--versteeg-or-is-that-vertseeg

[Internet Apex]

JABE LUNK!!!!1!!!11!

[Gilgamesh]

Dammit Vertseeg!

http://www.thestar.com/sports/hockey/nhl/mapleleafs/article/867070--versteeg-or-is-that-vertseeg

Looks like Versteeg to me.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Dammit Vertseeg!

http://www.thestar.com/sports/hockey/nhl/mapleleafs/article/867070--versteeg-or-is-that-vertseeg

Looks like Versteeg to me.

Go figure:

Versteeg said the mistake was corrected Monday and he was sent a picture of the new-look Stanley Cup.

"I think they just kind of punched (the correct letters) over it, you can tell," he said.

[EVILteddie]

How long do you think the Blackhawks are going to keep Chelsea Dagger as the celebratory song?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

How long do you think the Blackhawks are going to keep Chelsea Dagger as the celebratory song?

As long as the Bulls kept "Rock 'N' Roll, Part II".

So, 5 more titles.

[EVILteddie]

How long do you think the Blackhawks are going to keep Chelsea Dagger as the celebratory song?

As long as the Bulls kept "Rock 'N' Roll, Part II".

So, 5 more titles.

I'm ok with this.

So does that mean in a few years Toews is going to retire and take up professional curling to fulfill his dead father's wishes from childhood?

[Yeti]

How long do you think the Blackhawks are going to keep Chelsea Dagger as the celebratory song?

As long as the Bulls kept "Rock 'N' Roll, Part II".

So, 5 more titles.

I have assumed that some faggot will get all up in arms because the song is about a hooker and then they'll be obligated to change it. DO IT FOR THE KIDS!!!!

[Internet Apex]

How long do you think the Blackhawks are going to keep Chelsea Dagger as the celebratory song?

As long as the Bulls kept "Rock 'N' Roll, Part II".

So, 5 more titles.

I have assumed that some faggot will get all up in arms because the song is about a hooker and then they'll be obligated to change it. DO IT FOR THE KIDS!!!!

I doubt that ghey male homosexuals would object a whole lot. It'll be some religious nut with a turd in every pocket.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

How long do you think the Blackhawks are going to keep Chelsea Dagger as the celebratory song?

As long as the Bulls kept "Rock 'N' Roll, Part II".

So, 5 more titles.

I'm ok with this.

So does that mean in a few years Toews is going to retire and take up professional curling to fulfill his dead father's wishes from childhood?

No, it means that after Title #3 his long-festering gambing habit will run so far out of control that it costs him his dad's life, and the league, worried about it's integrity being undermined in a famous way, forces him to play minor league lacrosse for a year, before he comes back for three more Cups, silly.

[CT III]

How long do you think the Blackhawks are going to keep Chelsea Dagger as the celebratory song?

As long as the Bulls kept "Rock 'N' Roll, Part II".

So, 5 more titles.

I have assumed that some faggot will get all up in arms because the song is about a hooker and then they'll be obligated to change it. DO IT FOR THE KIDS!!!!

I'm pretty sure some choad writer in Philly tried to make issue of it during the finals.  Because you can't expose the decent, god-fearing people of Philadelphia to such smut.

Also, she was a burlesque dancer not a hooker.