Chicago Blackhawks 2010-11 Title Defense/Capocalypse/Kyle Beach Murder Thread

[J. Walter Weatherman]

"LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

[Bort]

"LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

We get it: Morph had great seats.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Kinda strange that Luongo didn't grab some bench in between the 2nd and 3rd periods.  What was the upside to leaving him out there?  He ended up having to slink off the ice when the Hawks were about to go on another power play anyway.  I'm sure that was better for his psyche than just hitting the bars after the second period.

Not that it's going to matter...I'm just glad we've got 60 more minutes of hockey.  Still...just seems weird.

[Quality Start Machine]

Kinda strange that Luongo didn't grab some bench in between the 2nd and 3rd periods.  What was the upside to leaving him out there?  He ended up having to slink off the ice when the Hawks were about to go on another power play anyway.  I'm sure that was better for his psyche than just hitting the bars after the second period.

Not that it's going to matter...I'm just glad we've got 60 more minutes of hockey.  Still...just seems weird.

Not that wierd, when you realize the Canucks' coach is retarded.

[Slaky]

Kinda strange that Luongo didn't grab some bench in between the 2nd and 3rd periods.  What was the upside to leaving him out there?  He ended up having to slink off the ice when the Hawks were about to go on another power play anyway.  I'm sure that was better for his psyche than just hitting the bars after the second period.

Not that it's going to matter...I'm just glad we've got 60 more minutes of hockey.  Still...just seems weird.

Not that wierd, when you realize the Canucks' coach is retarded.

The look on his face during one the stoppages in the third period was priceless. Mouth open, staring at the ceiling. What a dope.

[Quality Start Machine]

Kinda strange that Luongo didn't grab some bench in between the 2nd and 3rd periods.  What was the upside to leaving him out there?  He ended up having to slink off the ice when the Hawks were about to go on another power play anyway.  I'm sure that was better for his psyche than just hitting the bars after the second period.

Not that it's going to matter...I'm just glad we've got 60 more minutes of hockey.  Still...just seems weird.

Not that wierd, when you realize the Canucks' coach is retarded.

The look on his face during one the stoppages in the third period was priceless. Mouth open, staring at the ceiling. What a dope.

Forget about letting Luongo play the second period the other night...forget his not calling a timeout after Keith's goal...

Marvel tonight at his inability to get the Sedins away from Bolland, even with the last line change.

[SKO]

Luongo makes how much, exactly?

[Slaky]

Luongo makes how much, exactly?

Make no mistake the man is world class. For some reason the Blackhawks turn him into a pile of suck.

[Quality Start Machine]

Kinda strange that Luongo didn't grab some bench in between the 2nd and 3rd periods.  What was the upside to leaving him out there?  He ended up having to slink off the ice when the Hawks were about to go on another power play anyway.  I'm sure that was better for his psyche than just hitting the bars after the second period.

Not that it's going to matter...I'm just glad we've got 60 more minutes of hockey.  Still...just seems weird.

Not that wierd, when you realize the Canucks' coach is retarded.

The look on his face during one the stoppages in the third period was priceless. Mouth open, staring at the ceiling. What a dope.

When he actually used his time out last night after Keith's goal, it was as if he pulled the correct lever and got a banana pellet.

[Slaky]

Seabrook is in.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Seabrook is in.

Shit, I hope he's really okay.  I'd hate to see Seabs become a tard in vain.

[Quality Start Machine]

Seabrook is in.

Shit, I hope he's really okay.  I'd hate to see Seabs become a tard in vain.

The one thing you two have in common is you both wear a helmet to work. He'll be fine.

[BBM]

Good win despite playing a guy short.

[Quality Start Machine]

Good win despite playing a guy short.

Hey, he scored the game winner. Restrict the short jokes to Oleg.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Where's Ricketts?