Jim Memolo Time to be Buyers and Win this Whole Fargin Thing Miracle Thread

[Yeti]

Really, TJ?  Even after Saturday's game?

Jim Memolo says the Cubs are in the race. If you can't trust Jim Memolo, who can you trust in today's world?

Similarly, Phil Rogers mocks any thoughts of the Cubs getting back in the race, which of course means they're a lock to.

Jesus Christ. Phil spelled Derek Lee's name wrong.

Fix'd.

Also, Phil Rogers can lick my dirty, sweaty asshole.

I think that was the point'd

[J. Walter Weatherman]

It's called the pancake breakfast TJ Brown shows us how impossible a Cubs turnaround is post. He does it every year.

EVEN AFTER SATURDAY'S GAME?

[Bonk]

Really, TJ?  Even after Saturday's game?

Jim Memolo says the Cubs are in the race. If you can't trust Jim Memolo, who can you trust in today's world?

Similarly, Phil Rogers mocks any thoughts of the Cubs getting back in the race, which of course means they're a lock to.

Jesus Christ. Phil spelled Derek Lee's name wrong.

Fix'd.

Also, Phil Rogers can lick my dirty, sweaty asshole.

I think that was the point'd

Nah. Andy's too funny to pull the correct-someone's-misspelled-name-by-misspelling-it-another-way crack.

[Brownie]

It's called the pancake breakfast TJ Brown shows us how impossible a Cubs turnaround is post. He does it every year.

EVEN AFTER SATURDAY'S GAME?

YES. SATURDAY PROOVED THAT SO MANNY THINGS HAVE TO GO WRONG FOR THE CUBS TO LOOSE DURING THE SECOND HAFF OF THE SEASON. MARMALL MUST OF WALKED 7 GUYS, CULVER HAD A GREAT THROW AND SOTO DROPPED THAT THROW. 10 TIMES OUT OF 10 HE MAKES THAT PLAY. THIS JUST HAPPENED TO BE THE 11TH TIME.

I ALSO NOTICED IT'S GONNA HAPPEN SIGNS WHILE WATCHING ON TV THIS WEEKEND THAT MEANS THIS IS LIKE 2008 ALL OVER AGAIN MINUS DAROSA AND JOHNSON AND EDMUNDS. YOU GOTTA BELIEVE! GO CUBBIES!

[Internet Apex]

It's called the pancake breakfast TJ Brown shows us how impossible a Cubs turnaround is post. He does it every year.

EVEN AFTER SATURDAY'S GAME?

YES. SATURDAY PROOVED THAT SO MANNY THINGS HAVE TO GO WRONG FOR THE CUBS TO LOOSE DURING THE SECOND HAFF OF THE SEASON. MARMALL MUST OF WALKED 7 GUYS, CULVER HAD A GREAT THROW AND SOTO DROPPED THAT THROW. 10 TIMES OUT OF 10 HE MAKES THAT PLAY. THIS JUST HAPPENED TO BE THE 11TH TIME.

I ALSO NOTICED IT'S GONNA HAPPEN SIGNS WHILE WATCHING ON TV THIS WEEKEND THAT MEANS THIS IS LIKE 2008 ALL OVER AGAIN MINUS DAROSA AND JOHNSON AND EDMUNDS. YOU GOTTA BELIEVE! GO CUBBIES!

A thousand times THI

[ChuckD]

I HOPE THIS MEANS DIRK LEEWITZKI IS STAYIN IN CUBBIE BLUE

[CT III]

I HOPE THIS MEANS DIRK LEEWITZKI IS STAYIN IN CUBBIE BLUE

Carlos Silva sure as shit ain't going anywhere.

[Chuck to Chuck]

I HOPE THIS MEANS DIRK LEEWITZKI IS STAYIN IN CUBBIE BLUE

Carlos Silva sure as shit ain't going anywhere.

False.  He went to the showers.

[Powdered Toast Man]

You know, Brownie's threads are great morale boosts for me as a Cub fan this time of year.  The optimism, after beating a decent enough team in the Phillies three out of four, was starting to sneack back into my water head.  The Astros come to town and I think it's completely within the realm of possibility to bash their skulls in for three games.

And then, like the righteous hammer of God, the Cubs go and ball up their nut punching fists and hit me square in the dick-n-balls.

[R-V]

You know, Brownie's threads are great morale boosts for me as a Cub fan this time of year.  The optimism, after beating a decent enough team in the Phillies three out of four, was starting to sneack back into my water head.  The Astros come to town and I think it's completely within the realm of possibility to bash their skulls in for three games.

And then, like the righteous hammer of God, the Cubs go and ball up their nut punching fists and hit me square in the dick-n-balls.

Our Cubbiez are a solid 6-16 against the Pirates, Astros and Mariners. If we can travel back in time and flip that to 16-6, they'll be tied with the Reds for 2nd. It's gonna alternate universe hai!

[Powdered Toast Man]

You know, Brownie's threads are great morale boosts for me as a Cub fan this time of year.  The optimism, after beating a decent enough team in the Phillies three out of four, was starting to sneack back into my water head.  The Astros come to town and I think it's completely within the realm of possibility to bash their skulls in for three games.

And then, like the righteous hammer of God, the Cubs go and ball up their nut punching fists and hit me square in the dick-n-balls.

Our Cubbiez are a solid 6-16 against the Pirates, Astros and Mariners. If we can travel back in time and flip that to 16-6, they'll be tied with the Reds for 2nd. It's gonna alternate universe hai!

When it comes down to it, who's fault is that?  Is it the manager's, the players' or just some anomalous happenstance?

[Bort]

You know, Brownie's threads are great morale boosts for me as a Cub fan this time of year.  The optimism, after beating a decent enough team in the Phillies three out of four, was starting to sneack back into my water head.  The Astros come to town and I think it's completely within the realm of possibility to bash their skulls in for three games.

And then, like the righteous hammer of God, the Cubs go and ball up their nut punching fists and hit me square in the dick-n-balls.

Our Cubbiez are a solid 6-16 against the Pirates, Astros and Mariners. If we can travel back in time and flip that to 16-6, they'll be tied with the Reds for 2nd. It's gonna alternate universe hai!

When it comes down to it, who's fault is that?  Is it the manager's, the players' or just some anomalous happenstance?

Pretty sure it's Obama's fault.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

You know, Brownie's threads are great morale boosts for me as a Cub fan this time of year.  The optimism, after beating a decent enough team in the Phillies three out of four, was starting to sneack back into my water head.  The Astros come to town and I think it's completely within the realm of possibility to bash their skulls in for three games.

And then, like the righteous hammer of God, the Cubs go and ball up their nut punching fists and hit me square in the dick-n-balls.

Our Cubbiez are a solid 6-16 against the Pirates, Astros and Mariners. If we can travel back in time and flip that to 16-6, they'll be tied with the Reds for 2nd. It's gonna alternate universe hai!

When it comes down to it, who's fault is that?  Is it the manager's, the players' or just some anomalous happenstance?

It's because they all decided to be a bunch of goddam gutless fucking assholes.

[Powdered Toast Man]

You know, Brownie's threads are great morale boosts for me as a Cub fan this time of year.  The optimism, after beating a decent enough team in the Phillies three out of four, was starting to sneack back into my water head.  The Astros come to town and I think it's completely within the realm of possibility to bash their skulls in for three games.

And then, like the righteous hammer of God, the Cubs go and ball up their nut punching fists and hit me square in the dick-n-balls.

Our Cubbiez are a solid 6-16 against the Pirates, Astros and Mariners. If we can travel back in time and flip that to 16-6, they'll be tied with the Reds for 2nd. It's gonna alternate universe hai!

When it comes down to it, who's fault is that?  Is it the manager's, the players' or just some anomalous happenstance?

Pretty sure it's Obama's fault.

Redistrubiting wins to less fortunate teams.

[Bort]

You know, Brownie's threads are great morale boosts for me as a Cub fan this time of year.  The optimism, after beating a decent enough team in the Phillies three out of four, was starting to sneack back into my water head.  The Astros come to town and I think it's completely within the realm of possibility to bash their skulls in for three games.

And then, like the righteous hammer of God, the Cubs go and ball up their nut punching fists and hit me square in the dick-n-balls.

Our Cubbiez are a solid 6-16 against the Pirates, Astros and Mariners. If we can travel back in time and flip that to 16-6, they'll be tied with the Reds for 2nd. It's gonna alternate universe hai!

When it comes down to it, who's fault is that?  Is it the manager's, the players' or just some anomalous happenstance?

Pretty sure it's Obama's fault.

Redistrubiting wins to less fortunate teams.

The Pirates and Astros have really benefited from Obamacare.