Bill Murray

[Saul Goodman]

Bump for saying what we all feel.

But he also found time for almost everyone who approached him Wednesday, especially if you were a little kid or a pretty girl.

If you were a St. Louis Cardinals fan? Well, maybe not.

Murray, wearing a floppy hat and a blue and gold paisley shirt that was perpetually untucked, began bantering with the masses before he took his first swing.

He asked if any fans saw his beloved Cubs sweep St. Louis in a double-header Tuesday. One woman behind the ropes said she was a Cardinals fan.

"Satan's messengers on Earth," was the way Murray described the Cardinals.

"And then it turns out your team is cheaters, too,'' he added.

A few steps away, a boy with a Cardinals hat asked for an autograph. Murray signed, then noticed the red cap. "Are you a Cardinals fan? Get out of here. Rotten kid."

How great would watching a Cubs game with Bill Murray be? I don't geek out in the presence of celebrity but sitting in box seats with Bill while the Cubs mercilessly choked the last dying breath out of the Cardinals' dynasty, it would be hard not to. Slak and Neyer's Sworn Enemy Eli are our Twitter bigfoots (bigfeet?), so I'm begging you to make a Desipio/Bill Murray outing happen.

[Eli]

Bump for saying what we all feel.

But he also found time for almost everyone who approached him Wednesday, especially if you were a little kid or a pretty girl.

If you were a St. Louis Cardinals fan? Well, maybe not.

Murray, wearing a floppy hat and a blue and gold paisley shirt that was perpetually untucked, began bantering with the masses before he took his first swing.

He asked if any fans saw his beloved Cubs sweep St. Louis in a double-header Tuesday. One woman behind the ropes said she was a Cardinals fan.

"Satan's messengers on Earth," was the way Murray described the Cardinals.

"And then it turns out your team is cheaters, too,'' he added.

A few steps away, a boy with a Cardinals hat asked for an autograph. Murray signed, then noticed the red cap. "Are you a Cardinals fan? Get out of here. Rotten kid."

So, honest question that was raised on Twitter today -- do people just choose to ignore Murray cheating on/beating his ex-wife? Did everyone forget about it? Does his general wackiness somehow outweigh it? It does seem like he gets a pass relative to other famous people who are reportedly similarly miserable to be around.

[Saul Goodman]

Bump for saying what we all feel.

But he also found time for almost everyone who approached him Wednesday, especially if you were a little kid or a pretty girl.

If you were a St. Louis Cardinals fan? Well, maybe not.

Murray, wearing a floppy hat and a blue and gold paisley shirt that was perpetually untucked, began bantering with the masses before he took his first swing.

He asked if any fans saw his beloved Cubs sweep St. Louis in a double-header Tuesday. One woman behind the ropes said she was a Cardinals fan.

"Satan's messengers on Earth," was the way Murray described the Cardinals.

"And then it turns out your team is cheaters, too,'' he added.

A few steps away, a boy with a Cardinals hat asked for an autograph. Murray signed, then noticed the red cap. "Are you a Cardinals fan? Get out of here. Rotten kid."

So, honest question that was raised on Twitter today -- do people just choose to ignore Murray cheating on/beating his ex-wife? Did everyone forget about it? Does his general wackiness somehow outweigh it? It does seem like he gets a pass relative to other famous people who are reportedly similarly miserable to be around.

I had honestly never heard of this, and now I'm sad.

[Eli]

Bump for saying what we all feel.

But he also found time for almost everyone who approached him Wednesday, especially if you were a little kid or a pretty girl.

If you were a St. Louis Cardinals fan? Well, maybe not.

Murray, wearing a floppy hat and a blue and gold paisley shirt that was perpetually untucked, began bantering with the masses before he took his first swing.

He asked if any fans saw his beloved Cubs sweep St. Louis in a double-header Tuesday. One woman behind the ropes said she was a Cardinals fan.

"Satan's messengers on Earth," was the way Murray described the Cardinals.

"And then it turns out your team is cheaters, too,'' he added.

A few steps away, a boy with a Cardinals hat asked for an autograph. Murray signed, then noticed the red cap. "Are you a Cardinals fan? Get out of here. Rotten kid."

So, honest question that was raised on Twitter today -- do people just choose to ignore Murray cheating on/beating his ex-wife? Did everyone forget about it? Does his general wackiness somehow outweigh it? It does seem like he gets a pass relative to other famous people who are reportedly similarly miserable to be around.

I had honestly never heard of this, and now I'm sad.

Sorry. I actually hadn't until maybe 6 months ago, even though a lot of it came out a while back. Again, it seems weird lots of people haven't heard about it.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Bump for saying what we all feel.

But he also found time for almost everyone who approached him Wednesday, especially if you were a little kid or a pretty girl.

If you were a St. Louis Cardinals fan? Well, maybe not.

Murray, wearing a floppy hat and a blue and gold paisley shirt that was perpetually untucked, began bantering with the masses before he took his first swing.

He asked if any fans saw his beloved Cubs sweep St. Louis in a double-header Tuesday. One woman behind the ropes said she was a Cardinals fan.

"Satan's messengers on Earth," was the way Murray described the Cardinals.

"And then it turns out your team is cheaters, too,'' he added.

A few steps away, a boy with a Cardinals hat asked for an autograph. Murray signed, then noticed the red cap. "Are you a Cardinals fan? Get out of here. Rotten kid."

So, honest question that was raised on Twitter today -- do people just choose to ignore Murray cheating on/beating his ex-wife? Did everyone forget about it? Does his general wackiness somehow outweigh it? It does seem like he gets a pass relative to other famous people who are reportedly similarly miserable to be around.

I had honestly never heard of this, and now I'm sad.

Sorry. I actually hadn't until maybe 6 months ago, even though a lot of it came out a while back. Again, it seems weird lots of people haven't heard about it.

Gasp!

I had either never heard of these allegations or I just suppressed them due to my man-love for Bill.

Warning--do NOT read the comments if you retain even a modicum of hope for humanity.

[Saul Goodman]

Bump for saying what we all feel.

But he also found time for almost everyone who approached him Wednesday, especially if you were a little kid or a pretty girl.

If you were a St. Louis Cardinals fan? Well, maybe not.

Murray, wearing a floppy hat and a blue and gold paisley shirt that was perpetually untucked, began bantering with the masses before he took his first swing.

He asked if any fans saw his beloved Cubs sweep St. Louis in a double-header Tuesday. One woman behind the ropes said she was a Cardinals fan.

"Satan's messengers on Earth," was the way Murray described the Cardinals.

"And then it turns out your team is cheaters, too,'' he added.

A few steps away, a boy with a Cardinals hat asked for an autograph. Murray signed, then noticed the red cap. "Are you a Cardinals fan? Get out of here. Rotten kid."

So, honest question that was raised on Twitter today -- do people just choose to ignore Murray cheating on/beating his ex-wife? Did everyone forget about it? Does his general wackiness somehow outweigh it? It does seem like he gets a pass relative to other famous people who are reportedly similarly miserable to be around.

I had honestly never heard of this, and now I'm sad.

Sorry. I actually hadn't until maybe 6 months ago, even though a lot of it came out a while back. Again, it seems weird lots of people haven't heard about it.

Gasp!

I had either never heard of these allegations or I just suppressed them due to my man-love for Bill.

Warning--do NOT read the comments if you retain even a modicum of hope for humanity.

The Superficial comment section can make Reddit look downright civilized sometimes.

[Bort]

Bump for saying what we all feel.

But he also found time for almost everyone who approached him Wednesday, especially if you were a little kid or a pretty girl.

If you were a St. Louis Cardinals fan? Well, maybe not.

Murray, wearing a floppy hat and a blue and gold paisley shirt that was perpetually untucked, began bantering with the masses before he took his first swing.

He asked if any fans saw his beloved Cubs sweep St. Louis in a double-header Tuesday. One woman behind the ropes said she was a Cardinals fan.

"Satan's messengers on Earth," was the way Murray described the Cardinals.

"And then it turns out your team is cheaters, too,'' he added.

A few steps away, a boy with a Cardinals hat asked for an autograph. Murray signed, then noticed the red cap. "Are you a Cardinals fan? Get out of here. Rotten kid."

How great would watching a Cubs game with Bill Murray be? I don't geek out in the presence of celebrity but sitting in box seats with Bill while the Cubs mercilessly choked the last dying breath out of the Cardinals' dynasty, it would be hard not to. Slak and Neyer's Sworn Enemy Eli are our Twitter bigfoots (bigfeet?), so I'm begging you to make a Desipio/Bill Murray outing happen.

I'm hurt that you didn't mention me. I'm no Slak, but I'm a pretty big wheel at the Twitter Cracker Factory.

[Saul Goodman]

Bump for saying what we all feel.

But he also found time for almost everyone who approached him Wednesday, especially if you were a little kid or a pretty girl.

If you were a St. Louis Cardinals fan? Well, maybe not.

Murray, wearing a floppy hat and a blue and gold paisley shirt that was perpetually untucked, began bantering with the masses before he took his first swing.

He asked if any fans saw his beloved Cubs sweep St. Louis in a double-header Tuesday. One woman behind the ropes said she was a Cardinals fan.

"Satan's messengers on Earth," was the way Murray described the Cardinals.

"And then it turns out your team is cheaters, too,'' he added.

A few steps away, a boy with a Cardinals hat asked for an autograph. Murray signed, then noticed the red cap. "Are you a Cardinals fan? Get out of here. Rotten kid."

How great would watching a Cubs game with Bill Murray be? I don't geek out in the presence of celebrity but sitting in box seats with Bill while the Cubs mercilessly choked the last dying breath out of the Cardinals' dynasty, it would be hard not to. Slak and Neyer's Sworn Enemy Eli are our Twitter bigfoots (bigfeet?), so I'm begging you to make a Desipio/Bill Murray outing happen.

I'm hurt that you didn't mention me. I'm no Slak, but I'm a pretty big wheel at the Twitter Cracker Factory.

I'm sorry I forgot the Desipio Twitter Triumvirate. It won't happen again.

[Slaky]

Bump for saying what we all feel.

But he also found time for almost everyone who approached him Wednesday, especially if you were a little kid or a pretty girl.

If you were a St. Louis Cardinals fan? Well, maybe not.

Murray, wearing a floppy hat and a blue and gold paisley shirt that was perpetually untucked, began bantering with the masses before he took his first swing.

He asked if any fans saw his beloved Cubs sweep St. Louis in a double-header Tuesday. One woman behind the ropes said she was a Cardinals fan.

"Satan's messengers on Earth," was the way Murray described the Cardinals.

"And then it turns out your team is cheaters, too,'' he added.

A few steps away, a boy with a Cardinals hat asked for an autograph. Murray signed, then noticed the red cap. "Are you a Cardinals fan? Get out of here. Rotten kid."

How great would watching a Cubs game with Bill Murray be? I don't geek out in the presence of celebrity but sitting in box seats with Bill while the Cubs mercilessly choked the last dying breath out of the Cardinals' dynasty, it would be hard not to. Slak and Neyer's Sworn Enemy Eli are our Twitter bigfoots (bigfeet?), so I'm begging you to make a Desipio/Bill Murray outing happen.

I'm hurt that you didn't mention me. I'm no Slak, but I'm a pretty big wheel at the Twitter Cracker Factory.

Talk to me when you've run a shithead Cardinals fan off Twitter in fewer than 8 hours.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Bump for saying what we all feel.

But he also found time for almost everyone who approached him Wednesday, especially if you were a little kid or a pretty girl.

If you were a St. Louis Cardinals fan? Well, maybe not.

Murray, wearing a floppy hat and a blue and gold paisley shirt that was perpetually untucked, began bantering with the masses before he took his first swing.

He asked if any fans saw his beloved Cubs sweep St. Louis in a double-header Tuesday. One woman behind the ropes said she was a Cardinals fan.

"Satan's messengers on Earth," was the way Murray described the Cardinals.

"And then it turns out your team is cheaters, too,'' he added.

A few steps away, a boy with a Cardinals hat asked for an autograph. Murray signed, then noticed the red cap. "Are you a Cardinals fan? Get out of here. Rotten kid."

How great would watching a Cubs game with Bill Murray be? I don't geek out in the presence of celebrity but sitting in box seats with Bill while the Cubs mercilessly choked the last dying breath out of the Cardinals' dynasty, it would be hard not to. Slak and Neyer's Sworn Enemy Eli are our Twitter bigfoots (bigfeet?), so I'm begging you to make a Desipio/Bill Murray outing happen.

I'm hurt that you didn't mention me. I'm no Slak, but I'm a pretty big wheel at the Twitter Cracker Factory.

Talk to me when you've run a shithead Cardinals fan off Twitter in fewer than 8 hours.

Also I don't think Bort posts here nearly enough to be on this Mount Rushmore.

[CT III]

Bump for saying what we all feel.

But he also found time for almost everyone who approached him Wednesday, especially if you were a little kid or a pretty girl.

If you were a St. Louis Cardinals fan? Well, maybe not.

Murray, wearing a floppy hat and a blue and gold paisley shirt that was perpetually untucked, began bantering with the masses before he took his first swing.

He asked if any fans saw his beloved Cubs sweep St. Louis in a double-header Tuesday. One woman behind the ropes said she was a Cardinals fan.

"Satan's messengers on Earth," was the way Murray described the Cardinals.

"And then it turns out your team is cheaters, too,'' he added.

A few steps away, a boy with a Cardinals hat asked for an autograph. Murray signed, then noticed the red cap. "Are you a Cardinals fan? Get out of here. Rotten kid."

How great would watching a Cubs game with Bill Murray be? I don't geek out in the presence of celebrity but sitting in box seats with Bill while the Cubs mercilessly choked the last dying breath out of the Cardinals' dynasty, it would be hard not to. Slak and Neyer's Sworn Enemy Eli are our Twitter bigfoots (bigfeet?), so I'm begging you to make a Desipio/Bill Murray outing happen.

I'm hurt that you didn't mention me. I'm no Slak, but I'm a pretty big wheel at the Twitter Cracker Factory.

Wait a minute, I've got more followers than you!

Related: What the hell is wrong with people?

[R-V]

Bump for saying what we all feel.

But he also found time for almost everyone who approached him Wednesday, especially if you were a little kid or a pretty girl.

If you were a St. Louis Cardinals fan? Well, maybe not.

Murray, wearing a floppy hat and a blue and gold paisley shirt that was perpetually untucked, began bantering with the masses before he took his first swing.

He asked if any fans saw his beloved Cubs sweep St. Louis in a double-header Tuesday. One woman behind the ropes said she was a Cardinals fan.

"Satan's messengers on Earth," was the way Murray described the Cardinals.

"And then it turns out your team is cheaters, too,'' he added.

A few steps away, a boy with a Cardinals hat asked for an autograph. Murray signed, then noticed the red cap. "Are you a Cardinals fan? Get out of here. Rotten kid."

So, honest question that was raised on Twitter today -- do people just choose to ignore Murray cheating on/beating his ex-wife? Did everyone forget about it? Does his general wackiness somehow outweigh it? It does seem like he gets a pass relative to other famous people who are reportedly similarly miserable to be around.

I had honestly never heard of this, and now I'm sad.

Same here. Thanks for ruining my Friday, Eli.

[SKO]

Bump for saying what we all feel.

But he also found time for almost everyone who approached him Wednesday, especially if you were a little kid or a pretty girl.

If you were a St. Louis Cardinals fan? Well, maybe not.

Murray, wearing a floppy hat and a blue and gold paisley shirt that was perpetually untucked, began bantering with the masses before he took his first swing.

He asked if any fans saw his beloved Cubs sweep St. Louis in a double-header Tuesday. One woman behind the ropes said she was a Cardinals fan.

"Satan's messengers on Earth," was the way Murray described the Cardinals.

"And then it turns out your team is cheaters, too,'' he added.

A few steps away, a boy with a Cardinals hat asked for an autograph. Murray signed, then noticed the red cap. "Are you a Cardinals fan? Get out of here. Rotten kid."

So, honest question that was raised on Twitter today -- do people just choose to ignore Murray cheating on/beating his ex-wife? Did everyone forget about it? Does his general wackiness somehow outweigh it? It does seem like he gets a pass relative to other famous people who are reportedly similarly miserable to be around.

I had honestly never heard of this, and now I'm sad.

Same here. Thanks for ruining my Friday, Eli.

The only person we can believe in anymore is Matt Carpenter.

[CBStew]

Bump for saying what we all feel.

But he also found time for almost everyone who approached him Wednesday, especially if you were a little kid or a pretty girl.

If you were a St. Louis Cardinals fan? Well, maybe not.

Murray, wearing a floppy hat and a blue and gold paisley shirt that was perpetually untucked, began bantering with the masses before he took his first swing.

He asked if any fans saw his beloved Cubs sweep St. Louis in a double-header Tuesday. One woman behind the ropes said she was a Cardinals fan.

"Satan's messengers on Earth," was the way Murray described the Cardinals.

"And then it turns out your team is cheaters, too,'' he added.

A few steps away, a boy with a Cardinals hat asked for an autograph. Murray signed, then noticed the red cap. "Are you a Cardinals fan? Get out of here. Rotten kid."

So, honest question that was raised on Twitter today -- do people just choose to ignore Murray cheating on/beating his ex-wife? Did everyone forget about it? Does his general wackiness somehow outweigh it? It does seem like he gets a pass relative to other famous people who are reportedly similarly miserable to be around.

I had honestly never heard of this, and now I'm sad.

Same here. Thanks for ruining my Friday, Eli.

The only person we can believe in anymore is Matt Carpenter.

I wish that I understood half of what was going on here

[SKO]

Bump for saying what we all feel.

But he also found time for almost everyone who approached him Wednesday, especially if you were a little kid or a pretty girl.

If you were a St. Louis Cardinals fan? Well, maybe not.

Murray, wearing a floppy hat and a blue and gold paisley shirt that was perpetually untucked, began bantering with the masses before he took his first swing.

He asked if any fans saw his beloved Cubs sweep St. Louis in a double-header Tuesday. One woman behind the ropes said she was a Cardinals fan.

"Satan's messengers on Earth," was the way Murray described the Cardinals.

"And then it turns out your team is cheaters, too,'' he added.

A few steps away, a boy with a Cardinals hat asked for an autograph. Murray signed, then noticed the red cap. "Are you a Cardinals fan? Get out of here. Rotten kid."

So, honest question that was raised on Twitter today -- do people just choose to ignore Murray cheating on/beating his ex-wife? Did everyone forget about it? Does his general wackiness somehow outweigh it? It does seem like he gets a pass relative to other famous people who are reportedly similarly miserable to be around.

I had honestly never heard of this, and now I'm sad.

Same here. Thanks for ruining my Friday, Eli.

The only person we can believe in anymore is Matt Carpenter.

I wish that I understood half of what was going on here

No, you don't.