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Internet Apex

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Re: WTF, Japan?
« Reply #30 on: January 10, 2011, 09:10:56 PM »
Quote from: fiveouts on January 10, 2011, 08:46:27 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 10, 2011, 08:31:06 PM
"A strong Christian, Murton felt that God wanted him to be in Japan. So he, his wife, Stefani, and their son, Micah (now 20 months old), moved overseas"

I guess that kept God so busy she didn't have time to look into resolving the Middle East situation or the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq.


They have God in Japan?  I'm skeptical.

Yeah, they have a god.



And their god is good.
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Re: WTF, Japan?
« Reply #31 on: January 10, 2011, 09:55:29 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 10, 2011, 09:10:56 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on January 10, 2011, 08:46:27 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 10, 2011, 08:31:06 PM
"A strong Christian, Murton felt that God wanted him to be in Japan. So he, his wife, Stefani, and their son, Micah (now 20 months old), moved overseas"

I guess that kept God so busy she didn't have time to look into resolving the Middle East situation or the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq.


They have God in Japan?  I'm skeptical.

Yeah, they have a god.



And their god is good.

I would like to subscribe to this church's newsletter.
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Re: WTF, Japan?
« Reply #32 on: January 11, 2011, 12:10:46 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 10, 2011, 09:10:56 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on January 10, 2011, 08:46:27 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 10, 2011, 08:31:06 PM
"A strong Christian, Murton felt that God wanted him to be in Japan. So he, his wife, Stefani, and their son, Micah (now 20 months old), moved overseas"

I guess that kept God so busy she didn't have time to look into resolving the Middle East situation or the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq.


They have God in Japan?  I'm skeptical.

Can I worship something something?

Yeah, they have a god.



And their god is good.
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: WTF, Japan?
« Reply #33 on: April 29, 2011, 10:27:14 AM »
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Re: WTF, Japan?
« Reply #34 on: July 24, 2011, 10:19:51 AM »
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Re: WTF, Japan?
« Reply #35 on: December 05, 2011, 03:31:37 PM »
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Re: WTF, Japan?
« Reply #36 on: December 06, 2011, 01:46:26 PM »
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Re: WTF, Japan?
« Reply #37 on: December 06, 2011, 01:58:13 PM »
Everytime I click this thread, that large picture of the Asian broad loads up and it makes me happy each time
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Re: WTF, Japan?
« Reply #38 on: December 08, 2011, 07:59:09 AM »
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on December 06, 2011, 01:58:13 PM
Everytime I click this thread, that large picture of the Asian broad loads up and it makes me happy each time

Those of us who don't work in a tollbooth get to see how fast we can scroll down.
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Re: WTF, Japan?
« Reply #39 on: December 09, 2011, 05:00:45 AM »
Quote from: Fork on December 08, 2011, 07:59:09 AM
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on December 06, 2011, 01:58:13 PM
Everytime I click this thread, that large picture of the Asian broad loads up and it makes me happy each time

Those of us who don't work in a tollbooth get to see how fast we can scroll down.

Ha.  I just did exactly that.
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: WTF, Japan?
« Reply #40 on: December 09, 2011, 05:01:36 PM »
WTF, Korea?

(Also: When did the Sorks buy that Calder sculpture from us? Liquidation sale?)
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Re: WTF, Japan?
« Reply #41 on: December 22, 2011, 10:21:18 AM »
Because where else would they crown a "World Masturbation Champion?"

I highly suggest watching the SFW video for sheer comedic value.
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Re: WTF, Japan?
« Reply #42 on: December 24, 2011, 12:05:07 AM »
I'm not sure that I can fully express what's going on in my head right now, so I shall begin at the beginning. I bought a kabocha squash, and I have a fair amount of ham. What to do, what to do? The usual.

I ran into this:



OK, whatever. I know that kids' bento is some sort of competitive activity in Japan. Jordan almonds made out of "fish sausage," great. But, I'm a sucker for food photography. Sure enough, it gets weirder:



There's a "vegetarian meatball" in the center of the Trilogy of Terror Sno Ball, it is noted. Now, this is competent English, so I'm wondering where this presumable expat's head is at. And I read. And I realize something: This is not an expat. This is not a person making cute lunches for a child. This is a lawyer living in Manhattan who makes these things for her own lunch. I can only wonder whether she manufactures some sort of surprise when revealing her treats to herself.



(Tomatoes seem always to be in season in Bentoville.)

I mean, look, this is fucked up. It's like sending yourself birthday cards.



And that's all I have, except for the squash and the ham.

[Edit.--Why, yes, there is a Kurt-themed precious lunch explosion. Thanks for asking.]

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Re: WTF, Japan?
« Reply #43 on: January 04, 2012, 10:15:50 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 10, 2011, 09:10:56 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on January 10, 2011, 08:46:27 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 10, 2011, 08:31:06 PM
"A strong Christian, Murton felt that God wanted him to be in Japan. So he, his wife, Stefani, and their son, Micah (now 20 months old), moved overseas"

I guess that kept God so busy she didn't have time to look into resolving the Middle East situation or the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq.


They have God in Japan?  I'm skeptical.

Yeah, they have a god.



And their god is good.
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Re: WTF, Japan?
« Reply #44 on: January 05, 2012, 08:14:13 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 04, 2012, 10:15:50 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on January 10, 2011, 09:10:56 PM
Quote from: fiveouts on January 10, 2011, 08:46:27 PM
Quote from: CBStew on January 10, 2011, 08:31:06 PM
"A strong Christian, Murton felt that God wanted him to be in Japan. So he, his wife, Stefani, and their son, Micah (now 20 months old), moved overseas"

I guess that kept God so busy she didn't have time to look into resolving the Middle East situation or the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq.


They have God in Japan?  I'm skeptical.

Yeah, they have a god.



And their god is good.

May this never be Ratto'd. I <3 Japan
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