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Slaky

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Kerry Wood Spoogefest Redux
« on: August 02, 2010, 08:26:05 AM »
I found the original but replies were no longer allowed. Since I don't want to spend the morning arguing with Louisanatards on IAN's facebook, I happened to see Kerry Wood strikeout the side for the Yankees yesterday.

Does anyone else fully realize that Kerry Wood may finally get a ring? I don't hate the Yankees at all but for those of you who do, I'd hope you'd put the hatred aside and lend your begrudging support to see Kerry get himself a championship. The man deserves it. May he strikeout every batter he faces for the rest of the year.

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Re: Kerry Wood Spoogefest Redux
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2010, 08:43:01 AM »
I hope he gets one but I'm sick and fucking tired of rooting for former Cubs to win a ring.

Just once I'd like to see current Cubs win one.
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Re: Kerry Wood Spoogefest Redux
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2010, 08:43:48 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on August 02, 2010, 08:26:05 AM
I found the original but replies were no longer allowed. Since I don't want to spend the morning arguing with Louisanatards on IAN's facebook, I happened to see Kerry Wood strikeout the side for the Yankees yesterday.

Does anyone else fully realize that Kerry Wood may finally get a ring? I don't hate the Yankees at all but for those of you who do, I'd hope you'd put the hatred aside and lend your begrudging support to see Kerry get himself a championship. The man deserves it. May he strikeout every batter he faces for the rest of the year.

Since PawPawIAN loved the Yankees and would faithfully listen to them on his soundbox machine back in the day, I really can't hate them.  I love Kerry Wood with every bit of my swamp heart and I hope he gets a ring.

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Re: Kerry Wood Spoogefest Redux
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2010, 08:49:31 AM »
I don't hate the Yankees.  I'm jealous the Cubs aren't more like them, but I don't hate them.

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Re: Kerry Wood Spoogefest Redux
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2010, 08:53:41 AM »
Quote from: Eli on August 02, 2010, 08:49:31 AM
I don't hate the Yankees.  I'm jealous the Cubs aren't more like them, but I don't hate them.

Pretty much how I feel.

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Re: Kerry Wood Spoogefest Redux
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2010, 08:54:32 AM »
Quote from: Eli on August 02, 2010, 08:49:31 AM
I don't hate the Yankees.  I'm jealous the Cubs aren't more like them, but I don't hate them.

THIS. In my younger, more meathead days, I got angry at them for "Not doing things the right way" and for "buying their way to a championship." Then I got older and realized that this is capitalism, that everyone buys their way to a championship, that the Cubs have the resources to do it, and that I'm just pissed that they don't.
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Re: Kerry Wood Spoogefest Redux
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2010, 08:55:34 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on August 02, 2010, 08:53:41 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 02, 2010, 08:49:31 AM
I don't hate the Yankees.  I'm jealous the Cubs aren't more like them, but I don't hate them.

Pretty much how I feel.

Yankee fans are insufferable choads.

Think TDubbs on steroids.







OK, on MORE steroids then.
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Re: Kerry Wood Spoogefest Redux
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2010, 09:02:11 AM »
Quote from: Fork on August 02, 2010, 08:55:34 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 02, 2010, 08:53:41 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 02, 2010, 08:49:31 AM
I don't hate the Yankees.  I'm jealous the Cubs aren't more like them, but I don't hate them.

Pretty much how I feel.

Yankee fans are insufferable choads.

Think TDubbs on steroids.







OK, on MORE steroids then.

TDubbs gets it. You lived in NY. The Dodgers left. Get over it.

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Re: Kerry Wood Spoogefest Redux
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2010, 09:04:05 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on August 02, 2010, 09:02:11 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 02, 2010, 08:55:34 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 02, 2010, 08:53:41 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 02, 2010, 08:49:31 AM
I don't hate the Yankees.  I'm jealous the Cubs aren't more like them, but I don't hate them.

Pretty much how I feel.

Yankee fans are insufferable choads.

Think TDubbs on steroids.







OK, on MORE steroids then.

TDubbs gets it. You lived in NY. The Dodgers left. Get over it.

Geography doesn't matter. The next Yankee hat I see that doesn't have a douchebag under it will be the first.
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Re: Kerry Wood Spoogefest Redux
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2010, 09:09:37 AM »
This is the one time I think we are allowed to "like another team for the rest of the season". Kerry was a fucking beast. He may have been hurt a lot but he was a badass, and gave me serious boners so many times.

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Re: Kerry Wood Spoogefest Redux
« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2010, 09:39:40 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on August 02, 2010, 09:09:37 AM
This is the one time I think we are allowed to "like another team for the rest of the season". Kerry was a fucking beast. He may have been hurt a lot but he was a badass, and gave me serious boners so many times.

*pops in tape of 20 strikeout game* *gets lube and a box of Kleenex.*

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Re: Kerry Wood Spoogefest Redux
« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2010, 09:41:04 AM »
Quote from: Fork on August 02, 2010, 09:04:05 AM
Geography doesn't matter. The next Yankee hat I see that doesn't have a douchebag under it will be the first.

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Re: Kerry Wood Spoogefest Redux
« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2010, 09:43:17 AM »
By the looks of the inning of work yesterday Mariano's already given Kerry a look at his chemistry set and Kid K liked what he saw. I texted my sister's Yankee fan boyfriend about that yesterday and he got asshurt that I insinuated that Mariano was/is on the juice. I'm a bout 1 percent sure that he wasn't/isn't and could give a flying fuck either way. I've always liked the Yankees because they tend to beat the shit out of teams I hate, like the Braves. Go Yanks.

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Re: Kerry Wood Spoogefest Redux
« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2010, 09:56:16 AM »
So that's it?  Now we are Yankee fans?  Never!  I'd sooner root for the White Sox.
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Re: Kerry Wood Spoogefest Redux
« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2010, 09:58:16 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on August 02, 2010, 09:56:16 AM
So that's it?  Now we are Yankee fans?  Never!  I'd sooner root for the White Sox.

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